The chick who wants to "slit my throat" and her monkey friend, Sarah.

Okay, so the MissBehave/Fashion Indie battle has been going on for the better half of this week, but a comment by one of their staff writers now has me a bit worried for my life. I’m amazed by how low this publication has gone, I mean we’re just some little indie blog known for taking the low road, they’re a national publication with a shit load of money from advertisers and a board of directors. So when they’re writers start making death threats, I become a bit worried.

Here is Olivia Allin comment against me. Keep in mind I never said anything about her personally, never attacked her, or even suggested I had a problem with her. All my comments were directed to Sarah Morrison who felt the need to randomly lash out at us by calling all our writers overweight, ugly, and undersexed (and people say we’re mean )

Fuck you Daniel Saynt. Don’t come to our website and say fuck you to our writer. We stand behind her, I stand behind her. Go back to fashionindie and stay there. Sarah isn’t a loser and I can’t fathom how an editor in chief would have the time to write such a bitter diatribe. And next time you attempt to “make jokes”, try not to contradict yourself in the same message. Actually don’t bother. We don’t need your midtown parties, your pissy accusations, or your lame attempts at defense. Next time you call my friend a slut, prepare to have your throat slit. Asshole.

Number one, I’m not the editor-in-chief, Rebecca Alexander is, I’m just the co-owner of Fashion Indie Media, so when someone attacks our writers, our site or our company, of course I’m going to be on the defensive, especially since we never even knew you existed until I got your hate post in our mailbox.

Two, our events are everywhere, Mansion’s just the largest location we could find this year, since we usually draw in over 2000 people to our fashion shows.

And lastly, I didn’t call Sarah a slut, she admitted she sucked dick for photos herself as you can see from this comment she left on FashionIndie.com.

i suck photographers dicks not their silly camera lenses

I know you feel the need to defend your “special friend” (don’t worry, I won’t call your parents and let them know that they shouldn’t expect grandkids), but seriously girl, you write like an amateur. Your bash was just a death threat, that takes about as much ingenuity as the midwest whigger who decides to wear gold chains and baggy jeans to look gangsta (WEST SIIIIIDE!!!). Go take a class or something cause you’re a sucky writer who just crossed a major line you shouldn’t have. NO ONE at FashionIndie is making death threats. NO ONE is saying they’re going to wait until they see you in a club, slip you a roofie, take you to a back alley and then let some homeless men have their way with you. NO ONE IS TAKING THIS THAT SERIOUSLY!!!! So calm the fuck down and go back to wondering which of your strap ons remind Sarah of her ex-boyfriend the most.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt

P.S. For those who don’t know what the fuck is going on, here are the links you need to know about…

MissBehave Magazines Sarah Morrison attacks FashionIndie.com calling our writers overweight, ugly and unfuckable.

Daniel Saynt, in response to Sarah’s hate post, decided to defend FashionIndie in the only way he knows how, by posting shitty pictures of Sarah on FashionIndie.com

Sarah admits she has a dicking problem and we continue to egg her on, the result is a death threat by Missbehave’s Olivia Allin.

The Homeless Have Started Breeding with Humans. Hide Your Children.

So if you were reading the site on Monday (of course you were ) you probably saw our post asking if we were the most hated site in fashion. You see, some writer over at Missbehave Magazine, decided to call us a bunch of overweight, undersexed writers who look like the love child of Chunk from the Goonies and that dude from Mask (I think his name was Cher).  We decided to defend ourselves, which then launched a massive comment spree on both our sites. Most people flew their Team Fashion Indie flags, her best friends flew their Team Smelly LA Trash flags, and we ended up with a pretty decent blog war.

Well, we’ve decided to be the bigger person and end this shit by not responding (yeah right).

Here’s the latest response from this quasi-internet celeb…

i suck photographers dicks not their silly camera lenses

Here’s what we had to say…

Dear [insert name of butterfaced writer here],

We’re not offended, we just get on the defense whenever some internet celebrity wannabe gets an rock hard for us and feels bashing us might be a way to get some attention.

Since you started this bash battle, we’ll be the ones to end it.

We didn’t Google you cause we knew we wouldn’t find anything, we just checked out your profile on Missbehave which had a link to your MySpace. But for future reference, when you are in journalism it’s a smart thing to do a little research before you write something. We decided to do this before we went after you, we found your myspace and listed 18 as your age cause we assumed you wouldn’t be the type to lie about something like that since most 18 year olds aren’t taken seriously by publishers and magazines. We were wrong.

You didn’t just say our site had a mean undertone. You didn’t just write it on your personal site, to your tiny group of devotees. You wrote it on Missbehave’s site, which probably doesn’t get too much traffic, but still, it’s not exactly good press for our company. You even had to give your post it’s own tag category, “Dumb Websites”. (though I’m sure all future posts in this category will be toned down, you can’t go around calling a website’s writers underfucked, fatties with anger issues without getting a couple letters from lawyers).

Obviously, you put a lot of thought into your post and considering it’s the longest article you’ve ever written for the site, I’m sure you really wanted it to be your Pulitzer piece which means you probably knew we’d retaliate.

We’re not some massive company, we’re just a small band of fashion people with a passion for indie fashion. Most of our posts are focussed around new designers, photoshoots, models and industry news. Usually, only a handful are “Opinion” pieces in which our writers get a chance to rant about whatever they have on their minds. We always encourage our readers to bash us back or tell us we’re assholes or say that we don’t know what we’re talking about, it opens up conversations and gets people involved in what we’re saying. We love it so much we usually feature our favorite hate mail.

We’re a pretty tight knit group of writers here at Fashion Indie. We might not be the best, we might not have taken Fashion Writing 101, we might forget to spell check from time to time or might misuse a “there/their/or they’re” (we’re working on that one), but attack one of us and you attack all of us. Which means your bash on Fashion Indie affects all ten of our writers and, as President, that pisses me off especially.

I will always do my utmost defend our writers.

They work really hard and write some of the most original articles the online fashion world has to offer. They might not be Vogue-worthy in the eyes of an elitist like you, but we love them and will always feature anything they have to say.

If you have a problem with our site then don’t read it. But don’t make it your mission to talk shit about us if you aren’t prepared to have shit talked about you. The lawsuit talk was a joke, you’re not actually stupid enough to think we were being serious? Please, do you think our lawyers want to be bothered whenever some failed writer decides to bash us?

Oh and thanks for admitting to sucking on photographers dicks, really classy.

Basically Sarah, go fuck yourself.

PS. We’ll probably see you tonight at Supreme Trading. We’ll be the group of people in corner flinging lime slices at your head and booing whenever they hand you the mike. Why they would choose such a loser to judge a beauty pageant is beyond me, but I guess stranger things have happened in fashion.

Hugs and Disses,

Daniel Saynt