WTF!?! Scary Spice’s Abs

Edited by Hillary Frazier

Holy shit. If I look that good at 34, I can die happy.  I bet Usher is jealous of those abs. Scary, scary, scary. Seriously…how do you get those?

SOURCE: Scary Spice Is Jacked [Saynt's shared items in Google Reader]

ADDICT: Mel B’s Ultimo S/S 2009

Edited by Saynt

Scary Spice decided to get all sexy and photoshoppy for her new Ultimo underwear campaign. She looks slightly less bloated in these picts than the one she did late last year. Of course, as the 30-something baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s soon to be fat suit wearing devil spawn, you have to admit she looks goodish.

Why They Be Famous: Pussycat Dolls

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

So wait, they're all Scary Spice, right?

Okay, okay I get it. They’re skankarific and make men drool.

But, think of the preteen girls that watch the Pussyfat Dolls and then immitate their stripper like moves to their prepubescent boyfriends? Yay teenage pregnancy!!! They should just stop the pop act and go right into stripping, or better yet, get a job at Hooters.

Thanks Superficial for the yummy pics