- Lindsay Lohan has been accused of attacking a woman in West Hollywood, but LiLo denies the charges. She only attacks people when there’s a rogue SUV involved, thank you. [NYDN]

- Some people brought their A-Easter-hat-game yesterday for New York’s annual Easter Parade, particularly this gal who clearly decimated a forest of drag queens for her chapeau. [Paper]

- The long-awaited — if two weeks is a long wait, which in 2012 it totes is – Katniss Everdeen Barbie doll has massacred her way onto the scene, equipped with bow, arrow and braided side pony. [EW]

- Heidi Klum has officially filed for divorce from aquatic mammal cum husband cum baby daddy, Seal. And Love has officially taken a running swan dive off a bridge. [The Cut]

- Anne Hathaway hath chopped her hair off for her upcoming role in Les Miserables. And lady’s looking lovely…in that impoverished, dying, literary kind of way. [Huff Po]

- Vena Cava‘s gotten a fairy godmother in the form of LF USA, a new investor that has saved the label from certain extinction. [Fashionista]

- Facebook bought Instagram for *cue lightning flash and evil laughter* $1 billion, despite the fact that Instagram has never actually made any money. But you can’t put a price on further invading your privacy.  [Highsnobiety]

- Rumor also has it the Andrej Pejic is about to sign a deal for his first fragrance deal with BFF Jean Paul Gaultier. [Frockwriter]

- Adriana Lima will star in not one, but two Super Bowl commercials. Guess New York doesn’t have the only Giants in the big game. #boobjoke. [Modelinia]

- Christian Siriano will soon be heading down the aisle. The reality star cum designer is collaborating with Nordstrom on an exclusive bridal collection. [The Cut]

- European fashion magazines are really not endearing themselves with black ladies. Following a blatantly racist rant about Rihanna in a Dutch pub, Elle France is coming under fire for an article on “black fashion power” and its exploration of the new “black-geoise.” [Fashion Bomb Daily]

- And Gilt Groupe is not endearing themselves to a few dozen of their (former) employees. The company laid off between 80 and 90 people on Friday. [The Cut]

- Nicki Minaj slathered on a few hundred pounds of makeup and a few candy-colored wigs for her new “Stupid Hoe” video:

Where did it all go wrong?

And when something rocks the foundation of their relationship, it also rocks your belief in real celebrity love. The love that’s more glamorous and probably a lot better-looking than regular people love. It’s even worse when it happens to couples you think have got it all figured out. I’m still reeling from Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon‘s break-up years after the fact. And if Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson ever divorce, or Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn stop doing whatever the hell they’re doing, I’m going to be inconsolable…for a period of time.

Not that Heidi Klum and Seal are in the Hanks-Wilson league, but news that Heidi is planning on filing for divorce from her loving water mammal after almost seven years of marriage — an eternity really, for while bright and hot, celebrity love burns out ever so quickly — still fills me with a pang of regret.  According to TMZ, Klum is citing “irreconcilable differences” and will file the papers as early as next week.

Klum and Seal’s elaborate Halloween costumes, yearly vow renewals and rabbit-like breeding  – seriously, when has Heidi not been pregnant on a season of Project Runway? — always pointed to signs of a stable (by celebrity standards) and happy marriage. And now it’s all — allegedly — coming to the end. Sigh. I just wanted those two crazy kids to stay togetha’.

Where did it all go wrong?

Anja Rubik and Kanye West hosted a Gypsy Halloween at the Darby, complete with belly dancers and tarot card readers. Elit by Stoli sponsored the party while The Darby provided the perfect venue for the celeb studded event - guests included Beyonce and Solange Knowles, Naomi Campbell and Snoop Dogg.

Dressed as a sexy 1940s ringmaster, Miranda Kerr hosted a circus-themed Halloween party on the third floor of the newly opened seafood restaurant CATCH. Entertainment included whip crackers, stilt walkers and beats by The Chainsmokers. Voli Light Vodka cocktails were served to guests like Michelle Trachtenberg, DJ Chachi and Tyson Beckford.

Certainly a hot spot for Halloween this year, the Dream Downtown's The Gallery and Electric Room was also venue to Scott Lipps, Nur Khan and Mazdak Rassi's party last night. Mark Ronson spun the tunes for the beauties of 1 Model Management and guests like Byrdie Bell.

Creepy monkey costumes aside, Heidi Klum's Halloween party was a hit as always. Held at the Dream Downtown hotel, Heidi and Seal mingled with guests like Fergie, Vinny from "Jersey Shore" and Amber Rose. Smartwater sponsored the event to keep guests as hydrated as possible on the festive holiday.

is a cat. Duh.

goes varsity zombie band geek for the eve.

sent his regards, and his "sister" in his place.

is a demon cheetah? You know, it doesn't even matter, girl is at werq.

gives multiplying chills.

Calvin Klein's PYT Nick Gruber went rather minimal for his costume.

Hanuk Hanuk and Fenton Fallon designer Dana Lorenz got all wigged out and trashy at the Boom Boom room.

Chelsea Handler handles André Balazs colonially at the Boom Boom Room.

Cowabunga! It's the ladies of Cushnie et Ochs!

With tears of blood, Candice Swanepoel sucks in the life of the V Mag party.

Fashion has driven Richard Chai insane! At least Phillip Lim seems to have a fan at V Mag.

L'chaim to

stuns unibrowingly alien at the V Magazine party.

Then there's Heidi Klum with Seal at her party, as literal apes

Meanwhile, at Marc Jacobs' party in Massachusetts...

Marc Jacobs' business president Roberd Duffy has got his tux on for the occasion.

... someone does a really good Debbie Harry. Oh, my b, that IS Debbie Harry. Damn Marc, you're good.

Stephanie Seymour (July 23, 1968) As a muse for the late Richard Avedon, Stephanie Seymour created some of the best fashion photographs of the 90s, then upped the iconic ante when she strolled down the aisle as Axl Rose‘s bride (the two were dating at the time) in Guns and Roses‘ classic “November Rain” video. Though supermodels appearing in music videos was nothing new in 1992, very few looked as perfect as Seymour in that epic wedding dress. Perhaps a little too rock & roll for a royal wedding, but I would at least consider it, Kate Middleton.

Claudia Schiffer (Aug. 25, 1970) Reminiscent of a young Bridget Bardot, Claudia Schiffer’s sultry good looks catapulted her to supermodeldom in the early 90s. Though she made a comeback in a series of gorgeous ads for Salvatore Ferragamo in 2007, don’t expect to see Schiffer on a runway anytime soon; the German stunner maintains that she’s “very shy.” I’m the same way until I get a little liquor in me, hence, we just need to booze up Claudia and throw her — heels first — onto that catwalk. ASAP.

Heidi Klum (June 1, 1973) The ultimate Victoria’s Secret Angel, Klum hung up her wings for good in 2010 to focus on her thriving businesses: in addition to producing the Peabody Award-winning Project Runway (yeah, Heidi Klum has a Peabody), Klum has tried her hand at design, acting, painting not to mention re-populating the world with the help of her virile husband Seal…seriously, Heidi’s been pregnant nonstop for like the past ten years. I’m just going to say it, someone needs to separate those two.

Kate Moss (Jan. 16 1974) The kittenish face of “Heroin Chic,” Kate Moss’ arrival in 1990 sparked a sweeping change in the world of modeling. The glamazons of the 80s and early 90s now seemed outdated compared to the 5’7 Moss when she appeared in The Face magazine, shot by the late Corrine Day. Notoriously private — she rarely gives interviews — Kate Moss is still the most ubiquitous face in modeling of the past twenty years. As a regular in ad campaigns and a favorite muse for many photographers, Moss also practically owns the cover of British Vogue. Despite her amazing career, Kate has had her share of ups and downs…both fueled heavily by cocaine.

Photo: Harper's Bazaar

Tyra Banks (Dec. 4, 1973) Tyra Banks started off a rail-thin high fashion model before morphing into a voluptuous swimsuit cover girl, then a Victoria’s Secret Angel, then a fat-ass Emmy-winning talk show host and the professional smizer/creator of the now international Top Model series; in short, she is the ultimate model as mogul. And while I and a generation of other girls have learned everything we know about modeling from Ms. Banks (admittedly it took me a while to figure out how to find my light), she still has a few tricks up her sleeve (or in this case, turban), such as this shot from Vogue Italia’s iconic “Black Issue.”

Gisele (July 20, 1980) The last of the true supermodels, Gisele came along during the wave of Brazilian bombshells in the late 90s. With her athletic body and distinctive horse trot, she’s stayed at the top of the model heap for the past ten years, earning the one-name recognition to which all supers are entitled. Though there are several heirs to the throne (Karlie Kloss, Chanel Iman, Coco Rocha, Hilary Rhoda, Agyness Deyn, Anja Rubik, Jessica Stam, the list goes on and on…), the queen is not abdicating anytime soon.

Photo: Models.com

The crazy part of it all is that the Fashion Indie/Lookbooks team were partying it up at LAVO (same venue as Klum’s party) on Friday night. I think the closest I came to being there was following awesome designer Kerin Rose on Twitter. Guests included Kim Kardashian, Rebecca Minkoff, and Christian Siriano.

Now I promise this to myself and the whole damn internet that if I am not invited to this party next year that I am crashing the shit out of it!

LINK LOVE: Styleite

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a 12 ft tall, purple Heidi Klum as her most adventurous costume to date, a supermodel superhero. Fighting crimes against fashion with her silver-skinned sidekick, the Man of Seal.

2. Diva, death and destruction. As Kali, Hindu goddess of death and destruction, Heidi went deviously over the top and was more fierce than she's ever been during the who-cares-how-many-seasons of PJ Runway. And note the stiletto. Girl was at WORK.

3. And the horse she rode in on. Any costume that involves a live animal gets immediate snaps. Throw in an historical reference, a bejeweled bodysuit and a floor-length blonde wig and you’ve got Heidi as Lady Godiva in 2001. The costume is nearly perfect, however, I would have preferred if she had rode in on Seal (similarly attired as the horse, natch).

4. There’ll be a whole lot of suckin’ goin’ on. Heidi bared her fangs in 2005 as a vampiress, trading in her angel wings for gothic bat wings. Rumor has it, Heidi, always the method actress, drained Nina Garcia‘s blood before appearing on the red carpet. Nina, being a creature of the night herself, took a quick nap in her sarcophagus and was ready for filming the next day.

5. Pussy never looked so good. Now everyone and their slutty mother has gone as a feline, but not everyone is a supermodel. Heidi slipped into a slinky catsuit in 2007 and I’m sure Seal had to keep his eye out for anyone trying to chase that tail.

In the Fashion Indie offices, when we here the words “sex tape” we get giddy with excitement.  Since there has been a lack of them coming out recently, we took it upon ourselves to compile our favorite couples we would like to see “getting busy.” Everyone knows not every sex tape  is good to watch, that being said we decided to split the list up into ones you really want to see and ones just too creepy to not look at.

The Ones You Want To See:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady

She’s a Victoria Secret model and he is an hot Superbowl winning quarterback. (Who wouldn’t want to see these two hotties “doing the do”) These two are so hot I’m sure they’ve left a few hotel beds steaming. It might be harder for these two to film a sex tape now since they just welcomed a baby into the world but, after seeing Gisele’s post baby pictures it’s obvious she found a way to burn off the baby weight.

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone

I think I had something really witty to write until this picture left me  breathless. Designer Marc Jacobs and his partner Lorenzo Martone make for a very attractive couple. I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, bi, or asexual this would be a sex tape to be seen and viewed many times. We do actually like both these guys for their talents but they are some serious eye candy.

Heidi Klum and Seal

This couple really makes me smile. (Partly because I think of how adorable they look together, but mostly I wonder how they look like in the buff.) These two need to hop on the sex tape bandwagon ASAP because everyone is waiting. I just hope they make one when Heidi isn’t pregnant, which seems like she always is. (We’re not that kinky.)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Yes, another model and Victoria Secret Angel has made our list. (Maybe that’s her secret.) From the above picture you can tell that the public was so close to getting a glimpse of the two “knocking boots.” We hope that these two stay together for a while just so the opportunity of them having a sex tape released is still around. I feel like they would role play where he is the pirate looking for some booty. (Too much?)

Beyonce and Jay Z

Let’s be honest with ourselves, the main reason we want to see this is for the grand diva, Beyonce. After watching her new commercials for her fragrance “Heat,” I know I am left hot and bothered. These two have so much energy on stage that it would be interesting to see if they bring the same passion and intensity to the bedroom.

The Ones You Can’t Help  But Watch:

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Now we absolutely love these two (Honestly!), but if these guys made a sex tape I don’t know how good it would be.  They seem like the couple I would love to see about the town and at premieres, but never in bed. The only sex between these guys that I am interested in is the new Sex and the City 2 movie, especially after watching this trailer.

Karl Lagerfeld and Any Paid Escort

Everyone knows that Uncle Karl loves to hire escorts, in fact that why he made our is of top pervs. I shutter to think of any sex tape like this leaking out. I don’t doubt that it will be fashionable but I would need a barf bag near buy. (Maybe Chanel should invest in making some condoms with the famous “C’s” on them. (I’m sorry, I just threw up a little)

Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman

Honestly, it’s hard to come up with reasons that this sex tape would even be remotely good. I can see it now: Rachel just laying across the bed in nothing but a fur with at blackberry in hand while yelling at Roger cause his Versace banana hammock doesn’t match his socks. (Sorry for the mental picture) This sex tape is really for anyone who has a fetish for chicly dressed skeletons.

Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich

Obviously we know that these two are not an item, but they are butt buddies. In fact I don’t even think is is physically possible for these two to even have sex together, let alone make a sex tape. (Contrary to the title picture) We’ve already seen Pam flaunting her sexcapades on camera before, but if they ever did one together I’m am sure eyes would be pulled out.

Lady Gaga and Herself

This wouldn’t be a list without Lady Gaga. Now there’s no one that can make a sex tape with Gaga besides herself because honestly no one can compare with her. I would imagine her sex tape not to be sexy at all but look more like a fashion and pop orgasm. It would become an instant hit like “Two Girls One Cup” but with more McQueen.

12-28-09 St. Barts, France Designer Marc Jacobs and his husband Lorenzo Martone spending some time on Saline Beach in St. Barts, France... Non-Exclusive Pix by Flynet ©2009 818-307-4813 Nicolas 310-869-0177 Scott

Heidi Klum wears Emanuel Ungaro on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine’s May 2010 issue! Click through for quotes.

On her love for dressing up with hubby Seal: “I’m not big on costumes in bed, to be honest. I wouldn’t say no if he wanted to try, but it seems so inorganic. Maybe it’ll come later – in 5 or 10 years, I’ll start buying funny outfits. But for now, we’re nice and spicy in that department.”

On moving to New York to work as a model: “I could not get a job to save my life. I was in a s—-y apartment, I didn’t know anybody, and my English was terrible. But it was my last stop, so I thought if I just try harder – if I just stick around a little longer. I didn’t want to go home having failed.”

For more from Heidi, check out Cosmopolitan.com!

Every year, Heidi and Seal renew their vows in front of friends and family in a new and generally funny way. Last year, the theme was ‘white trash’ for which Heidi’s hair was in cornrows, Seal wore a mullet wig and their preacher was dressed like Elvis. This year: “It’s going to be all brides and all grooms, all of the women will be brides and all of the men will be grooms.”

Thanks Modelina!

Heidi Klum has decided that after popping out Seal’s hundredth spawn she’s gotten enough the singers “Love Divine” in her to warrant a name change. Say hello to Heidi Samuel.

Sidenote, did you know that her husband’s real name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel? Short and sweet.

LINK LOVE: TMZ

1.) PRESLEY- son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber 

2.) ROMEO- son of Victoria and David Beckham 

3.) NAHLA- daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

4.) KINGSTON- son of Gewn Stefani and Gavin Rossdale 

5.) SHILOH- daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

6.) SURI- daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

7.) APPLE- daughter of Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin

8.) JADEN- son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith 

9.) VIOLET- daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner 

10.) HENRY- son of Heidi Klum and Seal 

Is “White Trash Chic” the latest craze or is it just plain crazy?

With the renewed vows of Heidi Klum and Seal on our minds (the two had a trashtastic ceremony, that’s Seal in a mullet and Heidi with cornrows above), we were starting to wonder if trailer park is the newest fashion trend. Pipeline answered our questions with a feature on the latest white trash inspired collections and photo shoots which have hit the glossies and runways recently. From A.Wang to Westwood, Marie Claire to Julia Restoin-Roitfel, it seems that the new money is down for looking like they ain’t got none.

Above: Alexander Wang’s Spring ’08 Look Book

Above: Marie Claire‘s  “Retro Fabulous,” photographed by Mel Karch

Above: Vivienne Westwood‘s spring ’09 ad campaign, featuring Pamela Anderson, shot by Juergen Teller in a Cali trailer park.

Above: Fabiola Beracasa, Byrdie Bell, and Julia Restoin-Roitfeld at Derek Blasberg‘s White Trash Black Tie party.

Above: “Hollywood Studios” editorial in Marie Claire Italia, shot by Jacques Olivar

LINKAGE: The Pipeline: Fashion’s Ongoing Obsession With the Trailer Park

Heidi Klum and hubby Seal jump on a plane at LAX, and Heidi is rocking a shirt from our new friend and favorite designer Modern Lovers! Want to look like Heidi? Head over to the Modern Lovers webstore and get your own now! And be sure to check out Fashion Indie for more on Modern Lovers in the super near future!