I’m assuming they got paid serious dough to make this eyesore. Just reminds me of Gob in Arrested Development and this obese dude I always see zipping around on Broadway everyday. If they seriously wanted to sell Segway’s they should just hire really hot models to zip around on them around Manhattan. Once the hotties do it, everyone will. Giving them to Roberto Cavali and letting Karl redesign one doesn’t get you brownie points. FAIL. Total and absolute FAIL.

SOURCE: The Chicest Way to Travel

Okay, I know that Chanel designed a Segway, trying to make this ridiculous “vehicle” (if it can even be called that?) chic, but really?  Roberto Cavallia was spotted riding one at Cannes…are you a mall cop?  I don’t care who you are, Segways never were, and never will be cool.  What’s next, models riding down the runway on these things? Please, no.

SOURCE: Style Frizz

Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld rolling down the street on one of these?  

The Chanel Segway is a combination of elegant (Chanel!) and tough (those tires!).

As an added bonus, each Chanel Segway comes with a Chanel 2.55 bag … attached to the front, like a bicycle basket.  

From Yatzer.

Roberto Cavalli rocks out on a Segway. Hmmm, smart product placement or ill advised move to make the Cavalli seem young

[Cannes, May 20. Images via Splash.]