Gap manages to fuck up the holidays once again with a series of videos which make me a) wish I had a bullet for Jon Heder’s and Jason Biggs face, b) pray that Freddy Rodriquez would quit giving Puerto Roc’s a bad rap by looking like a tan midget, and c) hope that one day the GAP goes bankrupt so that we don’t have to be subjected to such shitty attempts at marketing. Seriously, I would rather listen to a choir of trache patients gargling days old throat phlegm than have to hear these attempts at Christmas carols ever again.

Below are some lowlights…

Rainn Wilson reminding us that his 15 minutes are officially up and Selma Blair showing us just how desperate she’s gotten since her divorce in their rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside”.

“We 3 Kingz” was shitastically performed by a beaner (seriously refuse to claim this one as one of mine), the African-American fellow (see we can be politically correct sometimes) from Weeds, and a jew who decided to sell out his heritage for $100 in Gap cash. Of course at some point the tannest of the group has to throw in some beatboxing to throw off the whitey. Thank you Gap for maintaining racial profiling in all your marketing campaigns.

Janelle Monae, the only bright spot in this whole campaign, attempts to ignore Napoleon Dynamite as he dances around like an idiot in his striped CRAP sweater. Seriously, when was the last time this dude left his house without a helmet and a ticket to ride the short bus. (P.S. Anti-Gay Right Morman’s Suck Assneck Jon).

My assumption is that Trey Songz and Flo Rida fulfill the Gap’s gay spokesperson quota cause these two are definitely kickin it on the downlow. Honestly, these two are gayer than the dude from Reading Rainbow eye-socket fucking the blind black dude from Star Trek. Oh wait, their the same guy?!? Shit that’s a weird visual. Seriously though does Chris Brown know he has a twin out there stealing all his endorsement money?

Okay, wasn’t sure who any of these people were at first. Apparently one is a comedian who once showed Madonna the labia licking ropes and the others are a group of country singers better known for alienating their entire fan base by talking smack about the President. So basically, they hate Bush while she just can’t get enough…

You can watch all the videos at gap.com, but please don’t.

I keep seeing images of Selma Blair and Molly Shannon from their new series Kath & Kim.  I’ve never found Selma Blair interesting, but I was excited when I heard Patricia Field was doing wardrobe for a new show — until I saw the pictures. I haven’t seen it or its British counterpart, nor do I plan to.  

I get it, they’re dysfunctional, quirky, zany, kooky, suburban, etc.  

Generally I LOVE British comedies.  But this seems like Absolutely Fabulous all over again.  I tried to like the show.  Really.  I’m sure someone will freak out when they read this.  I’ll give it another chance, though; it’s been a few years.  Maybe I was too young to “get” it.  But I remember the clothes.  I guess I can get all the skanky irony and humor of wearing such outfits.  But … I just can’t get behind this.  It’s all a little played out, and I prefer creativity over kitschy.  

P.S.  Did Kath & Kim even make it past its first episode?

Selma Blair

Rumor Willis:

When all else fails try to look like someone who doesn’t get made fun of on a regular basis. Rumor Willis has been ripping off our girl Selma Blair lately, and she has been doing a pretty good job. Unfortunately for Rumor, clothes can’t change her not so flattering bone structure. Whose team are you on Indies? Team Rumor or Team Selma?

Gracias Just Jared for the picture of Rumor!

Earlier today I posted some photos of Selma Blair’s from the set of her new show Kath and Kim. In today’s fashion quotable, Blair talks about her interesting costume choices:

“The character’s fashion sense is really horrific! I’m wearing a lot of bright clothes and I don’t wear anything except black and white in real life. I’m wearing orange and blue together. It’s horrible. And wedge flip-flops all the time, toe-rings, and an anklet. I have long hair, too, so I have these horrifying extensions and these long nails. It’s so embarrassing.”

Again the show looks wonderfully tacky!

This Moment of Unstyle is questionable because Selma Blair is in character for her new show Kath and Kim. As we know Selma Blair is one stylish lady, however these outfits are awesomely bad. Can’t wait for the show! It looks wonderfully tacky!

[celebutopia]

“A fan asked me for an autograph and I said: ‘Oh sorry, I’m in wardrobe. Don’t pay attention to my nails. Hideous!’ I gave her the autograph and saw that she had the exact same nails. I’ve realized I need to shut up and not condemn people’s fashion choices.”

[this month's Instyle]

Selma Blair was out and about last week promoting her number 1 movie Hellboy II and looking great while doing it. Now other than Dita my other girl/style crush is Selma Blair. Basically any person who is stylish and has black hair, I am obsessed with. Here is a collection of some of best her looks from the past week:

Here she is leaving her NYC hotel rocking a Gatsby influenced look. Notice the matching shoes and bag! I am loving the 1920’s golf shoes. And she has some balls to go bra-less

Here she is in another 1920’s looking ensemble, at The Tonight Show. She looks like an updated flapper. The hair, that dress, and those bootie-heels! Love, love, love!

This is my favorite look: With so many stars trying to wear jumpsuits, Selma is the only one who gets it right. The length of the short is perfect and the dramatic sleeves give it a more formal look.

[the fashion spot]

Selma Blair looks incredible at the premier of the much anticipated Hellboy. This is the best one piece I have seen in a while, it hugs her small framed body perfectly.

Not loving this look! The dress seems ill fitting, and the asymmetrical slit makes me want to see if I can see her crotch. The shoulders are overpowering, the the waistline is too high up.

Love this look, the printed dress with the trendy thick belt is a great way to hide some extra hip and still show off a smaller waist line.

Don’t think that this is Anne’s best look we’ve seen recently. The dress just doesn’t seem to fit, and makes it appear as though her hips are large. Def loving the hair cut…