Drinking Drano. Romeo-and-Juliet-style gay suicide. Shannon Doherty?!?

The greatest little movie of all time is becoming a musical. Me wantie!!!

LINKAGE: Heathers the Musical

Shannon Doherty is BACK BITCHES! And she is fierce like a tranny that’s about to have a walk off. Here she is arriving to promote the new Beverly Hills 90210.

AND

Here’s Lauren Conrad at the Nylon TV issue party wearing the same dress in black.

So who wore it better? The woman who acted out a soap opera? Or the girl whose life is a soap opera?