I suppose I should think it’s endearing that Brad Pitt was willing to dress up like a character from the children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba for Halloween, but he looks like a giant orange Q-Tip. Angelina Jolie went as the walking dead, Shiloh was a jet fighter, Zahara was Batgirl and Maddox was a dead soldier (eek). The youngest and Pax were nowhere to be found. What do you guys think of this Q-Tip with underwear on the outside?

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Maddie: 1 million

Honor: 1.5 million

Aside from the fact that it’s just outright ridiculous, let’s walk a couple years into the future and act like we think about these kids even for a second. I can picture the whole fight going down. “I was worth 10 million at two days old.” And the of course the retaliation, “I was worth 10.5.” And there you have it, while Apple and Moses double team Shiloh, there’s Harlow in the corner because she was only worth one.

Harlow: 1 million

Not only are these sons and daughters going to be burdened by their worth, their names will manage to haunt them as well. Honor? Moses? Come on. I can picture all the kids taunting Apple with fruit in the cafeteria as Coco sits next to her with requests for hot chocolate. Make it stop! Please, for the sake of your kids. It’s depression waiting to happen.

Shiloh: 4.1 million (twins are set for 11 million)