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Placenta supposedly oxygenates skin, boosts cell renewal, protects your skin from damage and diminishes wrinkles.

Around 70AD, wealthy Romans imported Portuguese urine (which contains whitening ammonia and other cleaning agents) to use as mouthwash. You might cleanse your palate but we can't guarantee fresh breath.

A common treatment found in Ethiopian salons is a full body butter rubdown, followed by sitting butt naked (wide legs) in a smoke hole until the butter melts. Apparently butter tightens your vajay after pregnancy, which makes it a very popular treatment.

Hari's, a salon in London, is offering its clients an Aberdeen Organic Bull Semen Treatment. This bull semen/ Katera plant mixture deeply conditions hair, leaving you with a shiny and full bodied mane, just don't stand near a farm.

Pig placenta is Japan's newest health drink. According to Nihon Sofuken, vitamin-packed pig placenta helps you undergo metabolic change and self healing.

Treat your face to The Geisha Facial. Also known as uguisu no fun, it is a facial made of Nightingale droppings that promises Geisha soft skin.

Never, ever smoke a cigarette.

Clean makeup brushes every week.

Don't abuse your flat iron, curling iron, blow dryer or any other hot tool. Love your natural hair texture.

Exfoliate your face and body at least once a week.

Learn to apply my daytime makeup routine in 10 minutes or less.

Always moisturize after showering

Throw out all of expired makeup. If you can’t remember when you bought it, it’s probably too old.

Find your signature scent.

Smile and have better posture.

Find the perfect red lipstick because it will give you an extra dose of sassiness.

Always wash off your makeup before bed.

Sleep on a satin pillowcase to protect your hair.

Sleep 6-8 hours a night.

Wear SPF 30 every single day (Don’t forget to cover your ears, neck, and hands.)

Take a multivitamin every day.

Drink lots of water and vitamin C for a healthy body.

Being the ever-willing editor that I am, today I tested out Monica Olsen’s Restore peppermint cleaner and Refine clay masque. While I’m usually very particular about the products I put on my skin (I’m prone to breakouts) I’m a sucker for anything peppermint (and anything that promises deep penetrating clean). A dime-sized dollop of the cleanser left my face tingling, and the masque—which takes two minutes and is not meant to dry—made my cheeks feel baby soft. While some masques leave my skin feeling dry, this one feels like it removed the city grit without removing the moisture from my face. Best of all, the line includes everything from lip plumpers to anti-aging compounds, as well as a complete men’s and baby’s line. Monica, I’m a fan. For more information visit www.skinbymonica.com.

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Our newest bff George “Rico Suave” Scandalis from Zink Mag got us all hot and heavy over SKIN1 by Dr. Gram, a new collection of skin repairing goodness that Becks has been using religiously. I’m always a bit leery about products endorsed by doctors since it’s a term used loosely now-a-days (there’s that crazy Phil who claims to be one and as always Doom), but this one seems a bit more legit since the “doctor” in question actually spent sometime as a pharmacist, which was when he had the time to craft out the range of products and test the results on his wife. I knew they were good for something…

Anyway, he crafted each product with care, using only the highest-quality ingredients, resulting in luxurious formulas that achieve visible results without irritation. They all have his signature  Nutra-VÎt Complex, a mix of antinflamatories and antioxidants which are perfect for reducing redness and signs of aging.

While not available in too many places in New York, you can pick up the collection online at Dermastore.com.