- Jeremy Scott is designing the costumes for Nicki Minaj‘s Pink Friday tour, thus adding a pop of zany color to the already fashionable lineup of ladies crisscrossing the globe. [MTV Style]

- Charity — what a waste of couture. The stunning Prada dress Carey Mulligan wore to the Met Gala has been auctioned off on eBay for a paltry $2950, which is probably less than the dress cost to begin with. [The Cut]

- Oscar and Emmy nominee (it’s only a matter of time before she’s a “winner”) Kristen Wiig took her final bow on the Saturday Night Live stage and it was a classy send-off for a classy broad. [hulu]

- Queen Elizabeth II comes from the old school of ballin’ — the school that has someone break in her shoes for her so she’ll never have to say “I’m uncomfortable.” Class is in session. [Huff Po]

- First there was the teaser poster, now here we have the teaser trailer for Anchorman: The Legend Continues. [ via Paper]

- And in other trailer news, the trailer for The Carrie Diaries was live at some point but then Warner Bros. shut that shit down toot-sweet, so how’s that for a teaser? [ELLE]

- Downton Abbey porno names. Just cuz. [Paper]

- The Irish are apparently offended by Urban Outfitters‘ St. Patrick’s Day merch, claiming they’re “only fueling stereotypes that many Irish Americans, as well as the people of Ireland, work so hard to dispel.” How hard are we talking here? [Styleite]

- Kanye West‘s Giuseppe Zanotti shoes cost almost $6,000, guaranteeing that no one will ever buy anything from the rapper’s clothing line. [Fashionista]

- The kids at Elle had a little extra time on their hands and came up with this little gem featuring editor Julie Vadnal and a gaggle of gays dancing it out to “My Heels.” [Racked]

- Matt Lauer confronted Zac Efron about that dropped condom on The Lorax red carpet. [Buzzfeed]

- And also confronted Lindsay Lohan on being Lindsay Lohan. [Refinery29]

- Because she’s hosting SNL in yet another attempt at a comeback:

One Ms. McArthur Joseph and I dragged ourselves from whatever gutter we were last seen in to 14th St for the opening of STASH, a new dance party by actual promoter Michael Cohen — the queen behind such past party favorites as Su Casa, Summer Camp and Phoenix Fridays. You’ll come for the open bar from 10 to 11 but stay for the best thing that ever happened to the gays, DJ Martial – shutting it down with a nonstop mix of dance classics from yesterqueer and togay.  And the aesthetically-pleasing clientele touted as “jocks, nerds, nerdy jocks, twinks, 3 bears, lots of models and gays with jobs” ain’t half bad either.

STASH is every Wednesday — Lord knows for how long but let’s hope well into the warm months — from 10 pm to 3 am at 248 W 14th St. Dancing is back in New York!!!

She's the best thing to come out of Sweden since Ikea and Ace of Base

She's catchier than Gaga without all the pretentiousness

The Call Your Girlfriend video/

She recorded so much amazing material she had to spread it across 3 EPs and an LP, which is still going strong nearly 2 years later.

She's more or less been rocking the same hair for the past 15 years and it still looks great.

She's the anti-Katy Perry - she writes her own songs and can actually sing.

She turned her Indestructible video into a tube twisting science project.

She founded her own record label so no one could tell her what to do.

The name of said record label was inspired by a Dave Chappelle sketch, ("Konichiwa Bitches") Konichiwa Records.

She has a song called "Don't Fucking Tell Me What to Do" First lyric: "My drinking is killing me."

I’m getting a little, or a lot, of Janet Jackson circa “You Want This” slash TLC circa “Waterfalls” right now.  Which means I’m fully on board. Hopefully there’s more to come but until then, do yourself a favor and check out this performance of “Love. Sex. Magic.” featuring one Ms. Justin Timberlake from SNL to see what all the hype’s about.

Photo: Oh No They Didn’t!

Holy Mullet of Kintyre! The Wings took America, and the trashiest hairstyle went along for the ride. For the record, though, they were kind of the originators of the 80's mullet (in the 70s). It is, perhaps, Paul McCartney's only regretful legacy.

Both of these gentlemen have seen cinematic comebacks this fall. Kermit's got The Muppet Movie coming out this Thanksgiving, and George Harrison was the subject of Martin Scorcese's documentary Living in the Material World. Both a must-see.

Elton John's expression in a big Barry White squeeze says 1000 words, and they've all come out in gibberish (there's a reason he's got lyricists). Three possibilities: 1. I've gotten just enough of your love, baby. 2. Never gonna give you up, NEVER! I lost you once and I'll never lose you again. 3. OMG I JUST MET BARRY WHITE!!

Got the moves like Jagger? He once got his Jagger swagger on like this.

After dozens of doves were released into the stadium, one landed on Robert Plant's arm. And in the other arm the necessary bottle of whiskey and cigarette. The look on his face is priceless! Which is why Plant owns a print for himself.

toga, Toga TOGA! Now THAT's a Paul I've never seen before. Maybe I'm Amazed, but is he channeling some kind of Aphrodite disco queen.

Also nominated from the acclaimed mini-series are fellow Oscar-winner Melissa Leo, Evan Rachel Wood and Mare Winningham — all vying for Outstanding Supporting Actress — Guy Pearce for Supporting Actor and Todd Haynes was recognized for his direction as well as his script.

- Items found in Janis Joplin’s handbag: an antique cigarette holder, several motel and hotel room keys, a box of Kleenex, a compact, a bottle of Southern Comfort (empty), a hip flask, gum, sunglasses, credit cards, aspirin, assorted pens and writing pad and a corkscrew. I assume the hip flask was full of SoCo. At least mine is. [The Hairpin]

- Shit is getting UGLY in the Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle. Apart from calling her a “fucking bitch,” the Aussie allegedly (his daughter is part black after all) called her the “N” word. I hope she (finally) put that Oscar to good use and threw it at his gorgeous head. [TMZ]

- Jennifer Aniston confronted professional douchebag Perez Hilton about his cruelty to her. I’d like to confront Jennifer Aniston over her current injustice performed upon me. [Huff Po]

- Sassy black lady, my favorite kind of lady, Jazz Ison Sinkfield has been growing her nails for the past 22 years in an effort to meet Oprah Winfrey. I guess that beats my strategy of slowly growing into Gayle King. [Styleist]

- Speaking of becoming a woman, GLAAD is all in a gay huff over an SNL skit they deem to be “dangerous and blatantly anti-tansgender.” Hey, GLAAD, why don’t you untuck for a second and realize it’s just comedy. Sheesh. [Jezebel]

- Lindsay Lohan is under investigation for filching a $2500 necklace from a Venice, CA store on Jan. 22. I hope she threw in a fur and some diamonds as well because $2500 is not worth going to jail for. [People]

- Sartorial star Anne Hathaway had a rare misstep at the premiere of her latest film. And that step landed her in some truly hideous culottes. [Gawker]

- “Oh my god, did someone just jizz on you while you were on your period?”/ “No, silly, I’m just wearing the new Lady Gaga fragrance. And yes.” [Musings of a Muse]

- Jean Paul Gaultier will have his first museum retrospective in June. Make sure to watch your eyes around those cone bras. [NY Mag]

I’m not gonna lie, I’m actually looking forward to James and Anne. Hosting the Oscars is a thankless job; after all, you’re dealing with the biggest egos in the world in one room and kids and families watching at home around the world.

This ain’t gonna be Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, kids.

On the bright side, both James and Anne were pretty good in their relative SNL hosting duties…and let’s face it, they’re both attractive enough to the point that whatever they say won’t really matter.

Look at ‘em, they’re just so cute when they try!

On rumors he’s dating Aniston: A pause, followed by laughter. “She should be so lucky.”

On Ellen DeGeneres: “I’m dead serious—she’s my Justin Timberlake. I had a crush on her. Still do.”

Celebrity trivia: His uncle is George Wendt, a.k.a. Norm from Cheers.

Best advice from his uncle: “Get on one of the best sitcoms ever and then ride it out.

Please read this story:

“Lucy was found running along side a highway on a freezing day just around New Years.  A kind woman stopped her car and after 45 minutes was able to get the scared, pregnant dog inside.  She took her home and that night the dog she was calling Lucy gave birth to 8 beautiful puppies! Lucy is only a year old, still a puppy herself!  The woman wasn’t able to keep them and live in Ohio where the shelters have a very high kill percentage, so this new family would surely be put to death.  We heard this story and arranged for the dogs to be taken to Pack Ethic Dog Rescue Sanctuary in Upstate New York where they are being cared for on a beautiful 25-acre ranch, which a huge pack of dogs, until all of them – including Lucy – are adopted.”

The 4th Annual Funny for Fido event will be held May 24th, from 7-9pm, at Caroline’s in Time’s Square.  Comedians Colin Quinn of Saturday Night Live, Robert Kelly of Tourgasm, and Last Comic Standing Finalist Amy Schumer have been confirmed for this year’s line up so far.  To help donate to this great cause and see what should be a hilarious line-up of comedians, click here for more information regarding the event.  Even if you’re not in New York and can’t attend, you can still donate!

P.S. Here’s a pic of my dog Andy – he’s a chihuahua/Terrier mix, isn’t he the cutest, like for reals??

Here’s Rebecca & Daniel’s Shiba Inu Foxy – she was rescued from a Shiba Inu Rescue Group in Ohio

Avatar’s Sigourney Weaver hosted SNL and poked fun at the Golden Globe winning movie.

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During his ‘Saturday Night Live’ monologue, Taylor Lautner finally defended girlfriend Taylor Swift.

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Every year Barney’s chooses a theme for their holiday windows. This years theme, “Have a Dated, Barely Laughable Sketch Comedy Holiday”. Yup, SNL is officially high fashion.

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Lady Gaga makes fun of herself and her famous bubble dress on SNL, with the help of Andy Samberg.

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How did you feel about her performance? I’m refusing to comment on my true thoughts about Megan Fox…

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GALLERY: RUNWAY RUNDOWN: Haider Ackermann Fall 2009

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What’s that noise? It’s kind of what a failed abortion would sound like if the child grew up and decided to gargle sulphuric acid and then attempted to make a pop album. Oh, dear sweet voice of our generation, can you please, please put that fucking mike down!!!

If this is what our generation sounds like then we should just be know as the kids of pre-ejaculators cause Kanye probably didn’t prepare too much before taking the SNL stage without his trusty Auto-Tuner on board.

This will undoubtedly go down in history as the moment that Kanye just shut the fuck up, not because he realizes he honestly sucks, but because no one wants to endure another second of his singing voice.

Enjoy the epic fail below…

So accurate, it’s terrifying. Also, when did Anthropology become the source for “funky, fresh New York dresses”. Yes, no, yes.

PS. Shia makes a hideous woman.