- Opening Ceremony is coming to print.

- Blinged-out nails.

- “Every cutie wit a booty bought a Coogi.”

- Boy bands are back in fashion and in style.

- These musician’s ink stink.

- Whitney Houston videography.

- Jewelry you can jam to.

- Karl Lagerfeld plays God and Snoop Dogg pimps himself out in a music video.

- The insanely bizarre lengths we’ll go to for beauty.

- J.Lo is the most powerful celebrity in the world.

- Skechers ordered to shape-up lies about Shape-ups.

- 5-minute masks.

- Music’s most fashionable album covers.

- Match your outfit to your drug of choice.

- 60s rock & roll style with Peter Asher.

- Cannes Film Festival trend report.

- Dolce & Gabbana lipstick-off.

- Have you ever stared at your closet and thought, “my clothes could really use a little more male genitalia?”

- Donna Summer music and style retrospective.

- Tips on dressing for a wedding.

photography by Jessica Lapidos

Lady of the Canyon. Bringing the TLC to the VIPs.

This LA stylist made her own leather desert shoe covers... for an episode of 90210. Now they serve its true purpose.

She's ready for a dainty day at the Indio Polo grounds.

Dress down, bandeau out.

Victoriously bright with a bull nose ring to lead him.

Beads hit her chest when they're hanging off her bandana.

All for feathers in the mohawk.

Out in fearsome force.

Coachella in heels. Respect.

Walk like an Egyptian.

Experience it.

Sun goes down. Glow sticks go up.

Hiya.

Big hugs and tight bright skirts.

Stone washed.

Starry eyed and floral panted.

Spotted spots on shoulders on girl on shoulders.

Walking tall out of Florence and the Machine.

Four rows deep at Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

Doc spotting!!! This girl is walkin' easy and dancing hard. I know because Dr. Martens is the reason I was at

Double Weekend warrior.

Motherfucking PIMP.

Ice cold water is NOT a charity. $2 a bottle. These girls are at WERQ.

Stripes against the grain.

Peace and Love. And an online boutique!

"I'm so fucking happy"

- You know who knows how to properly celebrate 420? Rihanna. Aside from rolling a blunt on a bald man’s head — while in Chanel no less — she also puffs with the mightiest lungs in America, if not the world, Snoop Dogg himself. No wonder she ran out of fucks to give…she never had any to begin with. [Buzzfeed]

- Carine Roitfeld is showing no sign of slowing down this year after a whirlwind 2011. Aside from her new magazine, the Parisienne is hooking up with MAC to deliver a limited edition line of cosmetics, focusing, naturally, on the eye and the brow. [WWD]

- Turn your TVs on and turn the sound off for Bravo‘s The Untitled Male Model Project. Kinda surprised, and a little disappointed, it took Bravo this long to launch a reality show centered around male models but I’m assuming Andy Cohen had to do some rigorous “hands-on” research. [The Cut]

- Also hopping on the reality show bandwagon is designer/professional cartwheeler Betsey Johnson whose Style Network show Betsey + Lulu chronicles her relationship with her daughter as she tries to step out of her mother’s sequined shadow. [Racked]

- The Guess v Gucci trial has come to an end, with Guess’ lawyer, Daniel Petrocelli, making a convincing closing argument calling into question Gucci’s slow response to the defendant’s alleged trademark infringement. Judge Shira Scheindlin is expected to deliver her verdict in the coming months. [WWD, sub req'd]

- Tyra’s holding three pictures in her hands…and they’re all going the fuck home. Ms. Banks has not renewed the contracts for (read: fired) her America’s Next Top Model costars — stylist Jay Manuel, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker and runway coach J. Alexander in favor of recruiting bloggers like Bryanboy. Meanwhile, burn that show to the ground and just bring back André Leon Talley to soft shoe over its ashes. [Page Six]

1. The Big Lebowski (1998) Years before the Coen brothers got all serious and Cormac McCarthy on us, they created the greatest stoner in the history of cinema -- Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: a white-Russian-swilling, bathrobe-in-the-middle-of-the-day-wearing, pin-striking, ass-kicking, Julianne-Moore-shtupping masterwork of a human being, man.

2. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) A trip for some late night munchies has some unexpected consequences but perhaps the most surprising thing about Harold & Kumar is just how smart and well-observed it is, painting one of the most true-to-life and accurate portraits of young stonerdom. That and the resurgence of The Actor Currently Known as NPH, Neil Patrick Harris.

3. Pineapple Express (2008) I saw this movie in theaters three times when it first came out. Meaning I paid to see this movie three times. And in the age of the illegal download that's saying something. Why did I go back so often? Two words: James Franco. Sure I loved the completely gratuitous violence, the stupid (but still side-splitting) jokes and of course Rosie Perez as a foul-mouthed pocket-sized cop, but Franco made the movie in a, yes, career-defining role as the kind-hearted but dim-witted dealer Saul. Of course, said career till then was mostly as Peter Parker's sidekick and one season as Daniel Desario, but I digress.

4. Friday (1995) In the vast Ice Cube film canon, the original Friday looms large. Thanks to his loudmouth stoner friend Smokey, played by professional loudmouth Chris Tucker, Ice Cube's Curtis faces certain doom unless he and Smokey can come up with $200 -- it is 1995, after all -- to pay back the drug dealer, Big Worm. A series of trials and tribulations contribute to Curtis' life, but in the end it turns out to be a good day. And he didn't even have to use his AK.

5. Rolling Kansas (2003) When their town runs dry, a group of friends embark on a road trip to a fabled, government-owned marijuana farm to find their fortune. Directed and co-written by Thomas Haden Church (of Wings and Sideways fame) and featuring a hilarious cameo by Rip Torn, this little indie gem is about as delightful as any great high.

6. Dazed & Confused (1993) What feats of thespian fortitude it took for noted bongo enthusiast Matthew McConaughey to portray stoner David Wooderson we'll never know. But it's all right, all right, all right, because even though we all get older, this movie stays the same: awesome.

7. How High (2001) Redman and Method Man proudly carried the torch that Ice Cube sparked and passed years earlier with one of the dumbest/most creative plots ever for a stoner movie: using his dead friend's ashes as weed fertilizer, Mef smokes the resulting bud with Red before taking their THCs, Testing for Higher Credentials-- see what I mean. All through the movie the two get fucked up and fuck up higher education, along the way giving Lisa Turtle something to do.

8. Half Baked (1998) From the minds of Chappelle's Show creators, Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, Half Baked was born. In order to bail one of their idiot friends out of jail, three other idiots sell weed stolen by Chappelle's Thurgood from his job as a janitor in a pharmaceutical lab. There are a lot of high hijinks, some of which have not aged well, but the best parts are Chappelle pulling double duty as pothead rapper Sir Smokes-a-Lot and cameos from marijuana magistrates like Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

9. Reefer Madness (1936) Back when marijuana -- the devil's leaf, wacky tobaccky, the dreaded reefer -- was perceived as the downfall of Western Civilization, Hollywood reacted in kind with this propaganda film meant to scare the youth of the day away from the the jazz, the hooch and the dangerous Mary Jane. Decades later, the hysteria is just plain hysterical as the lives of its thinly-drawn protagonists literally go to pot.

10. Smiley Face (2007) Following his dark, critically-acclaimed ode to male hustling, Mysterious Skin, Gregg Araki decided to lighten things up a little with Smiley Face, starring Scary Movie stalwart Anna Faris as a perpetually stoned actress whose life gets flushed down the toilet thanks to a series of increasingly worse misadventures after eating her roommate's pot brownies. The film is by no means perfect and kind of drifts along aimlessly -- it is a stoner film after all -- but it's at least worth watching for Farris' perfectly dazed performance.

Photos: Fashion Gone Rogue

What better way to welcome in the new year than with Drew Carey grilling Neil Patrick Harris, Snoop Dog, Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, and Chris Daughtry on prices of various home goods and electronics? Well maybe I can think of a few. But if you’re calling out on January 2nd because you’re still too hungover from NYE, or you have a seriously underrated New Year’s Day party, you can get your fill of The Price is Right with some likely jaded big-spending consumers.

Anja Rubik and Kanye West hosted a Gypsy Halloween at the Darby, complete with belly dancers and tarot card readers. Elit by Stoli sponsored the party while The Darby provided the perfect venue for the celeb studded event - guests included Beyonce and Solange Knowles, Naomi Campbell and Snoop Dogg.

Dressed as a sexy 1940s ringmaster, Miranda Kerr hosted a circus-themed Halloween party on the third floor of the newly opened seafood restaurant CATCH. Entertainment included whip crackers, stilt walkers and beats by The Chainsmokers. Voli Light Vodka cocktails were served to guests like Michelle Trachtenberg, DJ Chachi and Tyson Beckford.

Certainly a hot spot for Halloween this year, the Dream Downtown's The Gallery and Electric Room was also venue to Scott Lipps, Nur Khan and Mazdak Rassi's party last night. Mark Ronson spun the tunes for the beauties of 1 Model Management and guests like Byrdie Bell.

Creepy monkey costumes aside, Heidi Klum's Halloween party was a hit as always. Held at the Dream Downtown hotel, Heidi and Seal mingled with guests like Fergie, Vinny from "Jersey Shore" and Amber Rose. Smartwater sponsored the event to keep guests as hydrated as possible on the festive holiday.

SOUTHROP, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 01: Kate Moss and Jamie Hince kiss outside the church after getting married on July 1, 2011 in Southrop, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

SOUTHROP, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 01: Kate Moss and Jamie Hince pose outside the church after getting married on July 1, 2011 in Southrop, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Photo: Daily Mail

Never a conventional lady (cocaine scandal anyone?), model (a 5’7″ super among the 90s Glamazons) or celebrity (she’s notorious for not giving interviews), one would expect Kate Moss to be an unconventional bride:

Alexander McQueen – Resort 2012

Kate’s dear departed friend would be an obvious choice, but not even Moss could compete with the Duchess of Cambridge’s gorgeous gown by Sarah Burton.

Vera Wang – Fall 2011

Vera would be an obvious choice, but Kate would wear the Wang in a non obvious way, like this almost Victorian number from Vera’s Fall ready-to-wear line.

Marc Jacobs – Resort 2012

This jumpsuit from buddy Marc’s Resort collection is too casual for a wedding, but I would nonetheless love Kate in a pant and a sky-high heel.

Louis Vuitton – Fall 2011

Or perhaps a look from Marc’s futuristic-by-way-of-Blade Runner BDSM Louis Vuitton show, which Kate naturally stole, would be more her speed.

Lanvin – Resort 2012

Short but sweet, this little flirty Lanvin dress would be a modern turn for the bride-to-be, or a chic possibility for her bridesmaids. God knows Naomi loves to show some gam.

Valentino – Resort 2012

Kate would look lovely in Valentino, especially when dropping it like it’s hot to musical guest, Snoop Dogg.

Stella McCartney – Resort 2012

BFF and definite wedding guest Stella McC is another frontrunner for Kate’s wedding gown. This look from her 2012 Resort collection is a little on the old maid side, but chop those sleeves off and either shorten or lengthen it and now we’re talking.

Chanel – Resort 2012

Kate’s good ole Uncle Karl would probably jump to dress his little girl in Chanel like the lady she really isn’t but we can all pretend that she is.

Versace – Resort 2012

Throw a 40-foot train on this Versace number and you’ve got yourself one sexy bride, not to mention an updated Stephanie Seymour à la “November Rain” thing going on.

Christian Dior – Resort 2012

The likelihood of Kate wearing Dior is slim to none, but this simple asymmetrical dress would be a classy and understated choice. But this is motherfucking Mosstock and thus neither the time nor place to be classy and understated.

Which look is your favorite?

Photos: Style.com

MARC JACOBS RESORT COLLECTION 2012

- Nicholas Kirkwood is designing a limited edition line of couture shoes inspired by Keith Haring and they’re as fucking amazing as they sound. [Nowness]

- Princess Beatrice‘s royal wedding brass ring of a hat sold for over $130,000 and will benefit UNICEF, Children in Crisis and my closet. [Fashionista]

- Oprah: The Fashion Retrospective. 25 years of wigs, weight loss,weight gain and emphatic arm raising. [Daily Beast]

- Apocalypse Tornado survivor Judy Pugh had been searching the debris of her house for her missing cat for three weeks and don’t you know that sly puss showed up when CNN and its cameras were present? Someone could teach Gaga a thing or two about publicity. [Jezebel]

- Snoop Dogg is rumored to be playing Kate Moss‘s wedding to Jamie Hince, but she’d better snatch up the Doggfather early: Prince Harry tried to get snoop D-O-Double-Jizzle for William‘s bachelor party, but a BBQ, understandably, took precedence. [Style.com]

This happens to be one of my favorite Star Wars scenes  and by some kind of movie magic they included David Beckham and Snoop Dogg.

LINK LOVE: Guest of a Guest

There are two opportunities to witness this imperial pairing:

Foot Locker Times Square, 1530 Broadway (between 44th and 45th Streets): 9am Check In

Adidas Originals Store SoHo, 136 Wooster Street (between Houston and Prince Streets): 10:15am Check In

We’ve got your exclusive first look at the Adidas X Star Wars commercial featuring David Beckham and Snoop Dogg. I WANT NOW!!! More shots of the shoes after the jump.

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1. Lil Jon

2. Ryan Seacrest

3. Kate Gosselin (not sure which is worse)

4. Snoop Dogg

5. Tara Reid

6. Eminem

7. Renee Zellweger

8. Avril Lavigne

9. Mariah Carey

10. Lady Gaga. WHOA.

I hope I don’t look back at my yearbook in 10 years and feel this way…

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed