Hipsters + Acid Trip Videos + Cheap Special Effects + Shamu = Seizures

Edited by Corey Moran

natalie portman’s shaved head – sophisticated side ponytail from thatgo on Vimeo.

This is the reason why hipsters can’t rule the world. When your band’s name is Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head you have no excuse why you shouldn’t be mocked mercifully. The song “Sophisticated Side Ponytail” is a true hipster gem. The cheap computer work that could be done with any Adobe program, and the unecessary amount of American Apparel spandex are the two tell tail signs of hipster destruction. I pray that this song never makes it out of Williamsburg. Who raps about Shamu anyways?