Cargo Shorts

Useful. Yes. Practical. Sure. Awful. You betcha. Give me a utilitarian article of clothing anyday of the week, but there’s a time and a place for a multi-pocketed cargo short. And that time is called hiking outdoors or robbing a 7-Eleven.

STEPHANIE Pratt is heading to New York — according to a new report.

Insiders say The Hills star is bound for the Big Apple so she can join MTV reality show The City.

Stephanie — the sister of psycho Spencer Pratt — has been talking to producers of the show, which stars Whitney Port and Olivia Palermo, reports New York Post gossip column Page Six.

“Now that The Hills is over, Stephanie has been talking about moving to New York for The City,” a source said.

“There would be a lot of drama there because her ex-best friend, Roxy Olin, is a regular on the show — and there’s bad blood because Roxy just dropped Stephanie for Whitney Port.”

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this makes sense. Maybe it will follow her starting her handbag line.

LINK LOVE:stephanie pratt to star in “The City”?

Now that his career as a reality show villain is kaput, The Hills’ Spencer Pratt has launched his own paparazzi business.

Heaven help us!

The cash-strapped star – who has masqueraded as a rapper, a cyber cop, and Native-American – has commissoned his Twitter followers to keep him informed on the comings and goings of celebs in exchange for money and gifts.

“Anyone tweet me any celebrity sitings I’m starting my own PAP agency! I will pay for good tips if they get me the photo hahaha, (sic)” Pratt Tweeted late Thursday. “Send me all your celeb photos you take with your camera phones and i will post them on my new blog KINGSPENCER.com and give you credit and $.”

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LINK LOVE:Spencer Pratt Launching Paparrazi Agency

“Celebrity” couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are now asking the world to refer to them by their new Native American names.

These two have managed to conduct another publicity stunt. They are asking the world to refer to them by their traditional Native American names. Heidi will now and known as White Wolf and Spencer will be Running Bear.

Plastic Surgery Wolf and Running Douche or whatever their names our will do anything to hang on to their fame even if it includes bringing down an entire race of people.

Today in Tweet Beat , Courtney Love accuses Lily Allen of being a cokehead brat after Lily posts unflattering picture of Courtney. Plus, Sam Lutfi accuses Lynne Spears of being a pillhead.

LINK LOVE: Courtney Love And Lily Allen: The Twitter Feud Continues [Tweet Beat]

Comedian Jonah Hill teamed up with Elvis’ model granddaughter, Riley Keough, for a Harper’s Bazaar photospread parodying The Hills’ Heidi and Spencer Pratt. More pics after the jump…

“It’s important to be the best and to have the best–whether it’s watches, cars, or groceries. I always find the ripest melons in the whole market,” Jonah says. “Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move there, and apply for citizenship.”

LINK LOVE: Pop Crunch

LINK LOVE: Spencer Pratt’s Album Cover

Thank God for screen shots, I had to capture this moment.  Spencer Pratt managed to make me think he’s even more of a douche than I thought he was before on this week’s episode of the Hills. Why am I watching this online right now?

LINK LOVE: MTV

The Daily Beast got wind of the contract stating how much each cast member of The Hills makes per episode. I’m really glad to know that they’re being adequately compensated for all of their hard work. They deserve it, don’t they? They’re all such good actors!

Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cavalari - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

LINK LOVE: D Listed

GQ single-handedly wrote the best article of 2009 in my opinion. GQ writer Devin Freidman produced an article titled “Emperor Du Fromage” (meaning Emperor of Cheese) was an up close and personal look into the life of Christian Audgier, which is in no way any less gaudy and vomit inducing than his clothes. I have never been so interested in reading one article in my life, and despite the daunting 11 pages of text, I was hooked. Here are some of the hilarious quotes from the article that I recommend all of you take the time to read:

“Or something like this,” he said. “Me on a horse. And there are ten horses around me with no one on them. On Melrose Street. Something like this.”

“What was the error Von Dutch made? Why doesn’t it really exist anymore? ‘Their mistake? To let me go. When I left, we were at the top of the moon. Now they are crash.’”

“A freestanding brick mansion with grand filigreed stone casement windows, a mansard roof, a driveway where your Bentley is parked in a designated space. The door is heavy and wood, with iron detailing; the front desk is paneled in leather; there’s a perfectly weathered Ralph Lauren–like heavy bag in the waiting room, a large moody black-and-white R&B-record-cover-style portrait of Christian in the entryway. And once I entered and could take in the whole balustraded open floor plan straight up to the skylight, I saw laid out on the white marble floor a stuffed albino peacock, a long leather bench with a fur thrown over it, and what appeared to be a precise replica of the chopper from Easy Rider, with the Stars and Stripes carapace and everything.”

Check out the rest of the story on the link below!

LINK LOVE: Men’s Style

For those of you that weren’t aware, Heidi Montag had quite the interview with Playboy. Not a big surprise there. But what is surprising is what they talked about behind the scenes. When asked about her plastic surgery, both nose and boobs, not only did Heidi admit to having them done, but she expressed her hopes to have her boobs done again in the future! Why? She wants to make them bigger for Spencer. I guess I shouldn’t really be surprised, and by all means Heidi, if you want them done again then go for it, but do it for yourself, Spencer’s just not worth it.

LINKAGE: NY Daily News

The ultimate camera whores have added another position to their random resume of doing absolutely nothing which includes being reality television personalities and creators of amazing fashion line Heidiwood (extreme sarcasm here). Now the couple can officially call themselves authors with their new book “How to be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture”. Although I hate the idea of these two as authors, I’ll admit this is one topic where they actually have some experience. So if you’re looking for tips about how “Play the Villain” or “Play the Bombshell” this book is for you. Or, you could just google their names and see them parading around in bunny ears, Micky Mouse hats, and holding American flags – all things that they have done and are sure to get you some unnecessary attention.

SOURCE: WWD

“If you give me a script, I’ll do what you want. I’m not a reality star. I’m on ‘The Hills.’”

Okay, this is my plea to NBC to keep Speidi on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Seriously, if anyone at NBC reads FashionIndie.com and cares about the enjoyment of Daniel Saynt please, please, please let them back on the show. They are genious. I hate, like seriously absolutely hate reality television (even though I’d totally be on one myself), but Spencer & Heidi Pratt are the greatest reality stars, EVER.

Screw Omirosa, I could care less about Janice Dickinson, and who the hell really cares about any contestant on other reality shows. Spencer & Heidi have hit an entirely new level of fame by being on this show. THEY ARE THE SHOW. Spencer’s childish fights with the chunk chick from Best Week Ever, his jokes about that wrestler’s steroid use, and their constant prayer sessions are just completely inspired bits of television.

There isn’t anything better on TV right now and if they leave the show I WILL NOT WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE NBC, LET THEM BACK ON!!!

If you disagree with Speidi’s awesomeness, watch the full episode below. I guarantee you will enjoy it.

Janice Dickinson is set to join the cast of ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’ along with Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Sanjaya, and Stephen Baldwin which premiers on NBC on June 1st.

Dickinson’s explanation for becoming a member of this reality show?:

“Because part of the proceeds go to my favorite charity: AIDS.”

I didn’t know AIDS was a charitable organization, thanks for the info Janice.

SOURCE: Jezebel

Realizing that his rancid ass munching breath was too much to handle Heidi insisted in her prenup that Spencer wears this mask to hide his shit eating grin. She’s wearing hers to protect from swine flu.*

We don’t care, but just in case you did, here’s some pics from the ‘real’ Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding.

LINKAGE: ohnotheydidnt

Well Indies, we’ve come to the end of this gaping maw of a butthole we call 2008. As the resident douchecack, I felt I needed to violate you one last time like R Kelly at a Girl Scouts sleepover before we cross over into 09′. This year has been bitter sweet hasn’t it my Fashionophiles?

We got our 1st black president but we lost a hot, stacked soccer mom with power suits that made Hilary Clinton’s snicker doodle implode with jealousy.

Britney brought sexy back but Amy CrackHouse started looking like something out of Thriller.

Christian Siriano released magnificent product, taking his spot as a candidate for fashion’s future but this season’s Project Runway sucked man-berriez like eager back alley prostitwats.

Fashion Indie’s Fashion Week Brooklyn was the toast of New York but Marc Jacobs continued to flash bystanders that malnourished little peen from under his crushed velvet man skirt………..NYPD did nothing, PIGS!

Daniel Saynt and Rebecca Alexander joined in matrimony, filling the world with love and beauteously raunchy married relations but Spencer and Heidi threatened us with the possibility of producing offspring, filling the world with fear and horror, sending some into suicidal fits of madness.

Sasha Fierce killed in Grace Jonesesque chic but made stinky poo glitter all over music.

Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion but Kanye West pushed the limits of urban fashion…………..and yes he’s still ‘IGNANT’, his brain’s still in his ass!

Fashion Indie got more awesome-er but Annie Wintour is still in power devouring the souls of our young, all whilst enjoying high tea.

And lastly but most importantly, I’ve never been more sexifull…………Put A Ring On It!

See ya on the other side Indies

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

If this isn’t enough reason to support Obama, I don’t know what is?

This isn’t the first time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced some future plans involving the exchange of I dos. Recently; however, Heidi has announced a rather horrifying aspect of the future wedding. What is that scary little secret? Well, it’s probably best that it goes unsaid, but Heidi’s planning on designing her own wedding dress! Don’t get me wrong, this could be a fabulous, innovative road to head down; however, you need some design talent! I don’t know why Heidi would ever want to walk down the isle in her own creation, or anywhere for that matter. Well, at least it’s nearly impossible to scare Spencer away; no worries there Heidi!

Our Andy Warhol coverage is complete. Check out the stories that made the 80th Birthday of Andy Warhol so vicious. And all praise Spencer Pratt…

Five Contemporary Artist Which Will Have More Influence On Our Generation Than Andy Warhol and None of Them Are Damien Hurst

Trendspark: Anything Hedi Slimane Shoots (including the Velvet Underground)

Warhol’s In The Air

An Andy Warhol Inspired Dress That Is Bound To Get You Molested By The Tin Man

And The Warholics Keep On Flowing…

Andy Warhol Proves That His Art Is Easily Imitatable Using Computers…

Oh Snap: Andy & Diane

Fashion Quotables: Andy Warhol on His Collaborations With Levis, Royal Elastics, Diane Von Furstenburg, Bond No. 9, Gap, Loop Design and Burton Snowboards

Ten Reasons Why Spencer Pratt Might be is Our Generations Andy Warhol

“Andy Warhol Is An Overrated Hack Who Needs To Just Die Already” Day

Interview Magazine might be quick to call Marc Jacobs our generations Andy Warhol, but to give the twinkalicious designer such an honor ignores one key fact, Marc’s old enough to be our dad. That ageist tidbit had me thinking about who in our demographic represents the modern day Warhol and unfortunately all signs pointed to one person, Spencer Pratt. 

The 25 year old producer, mudslinger, media whore, entrepreneur and party boy has in a matter of four years garnered the type of public attention that would make any Warholian raise an eyebrow and take notice.  With his muse, Heidi Montag (a modern day Edie Sedgewick, perhaps), on his arm Spencer Pratt has managed to get massive amounts of coverage for producing works of media art that are about as basic as drawing a can of tomato soup on a canvas. The posterboy for “15 minutes of fame”, Spencer has withstood the deluge of public bashings like a resilient turd cake on the porcelain surface of our society’s tabloid toilet and has pushed his career farther than any reality television to date. 

Don’t think Spencer Pratt is a good candidate for todays Warhol?  Check out our ten reasons why he just might be the artists second coming. 

1. Warhol was responsible for launching the music career of The Velvet Underground. Pratt’s responsible for launching the music career of Heidi Montag, a decision we all will have to live with for the rest of our lives.

2. Warhol made headlines for producing works of art which many critics deemed nothing more than a hoax. Spencer makes headlines for producing bowel movements. 

 3. Warhol’s muse was socialite Edie Sedgewick who tragically died at age 28 from an overdose.  Heidi Montag is 21.

4. Warhol was known for shooting painful to watch, boring art films which nobody ever watched or cared about. Pratt directed Heidi’s first music video. 

5. The success of Andy Warhol helped launched the careers of other pop artists like Jean-Michel Basquiat. The success of Spencer Pratt helped launch Bromance…

Andy Warhol as The Boy Wonder with Nico as Batman

6. Andy Warhol loved superheroes and was know for producing art featuring Superman and the film Batman Dracula. Spencer did this …

7. Andy Warhol founded Interview magazine, a gossip publication dedicated to his favorite celebrities. 100% of Spencer’s income comes from selling before and after picts of his girlfriends boob job to In Touch Weekly. 

8. Much of Warhol’s work explored the nude male form and were deemed homoerotic.  Spencer Pratt just got offered $1 million to appear nude in Playgirl. Oh yeah, and Bromance…

9. Andy Warhol’s work has been used to sell snowboards, sneakers, dresses, school supplies, perfume, thong bikinis, and cans of Campbell’s soup. Spencer Pratt’s been used to sell issues of Radar Magazine. 

10. Andy Warhol predicted that in the future everyone would have 15 minutes of fame. Spencer Pratt to the utter dismay of America has fulfilled that prophesy. 

Fashion Indie To Celebrate The Lameness Of Andy Warhol

 August 5, 2008 Brooklyn, NY- Did Andy Warhol ruin your love for Campbell’s Tomato Soup? Has his art caused you to see everything in four contrasting colored boxes? Well August 6, 2008 will be your day to remedy this vendetta. Fashion Indie is presenting the first ever “Andy Warhol Is An Overrated Hack Who Needs To Just Die Already” Day.

 Fashion Indie has devoted an entire day to diminishing Mr. Warhol’s career into the mockery it has become. The day will consist of wannabe Warhol artist bashing, mocking brands that decided to use his overrated prints on their pieces, films he made that had no viewers, and how The Factory was the coolest thing that ever happened to him.

 “Andy Warhol Is An Overrated Hack Who Needs To Just Die Already” Day will also be the debut of Fashion Indie’s gritty video bashing blogs called “The Bash Break”. These short clips will feature quick bash-worthy commentary from your favorite Fashion Indie writers. They will grace you with the latest dirt on our unfashionable favorites. The menacing co-founder/ringleader of Fashion Indie described “The Bash Break” as “A solid mix of sarcasm and aggravation about a certain something or someone.  But for tomorrow, it’s all about that walking acid trip, Andy Warhol.”

 This is going to be the verbal smack in the face that Fashion Indie has been missing for all these years. When simply typing is not enough to cure the annoyance, Fashion Indie will drop the verbal “Hammer of Thor” and restore fashion justice to the world. If you are looking for some comical, witty and vastly opinionated reporting, then you’ve come to the right place.  

Rumor has it that Spencer was offered, please sit down, 1 million dollars to go nude in an upcoming issue of PlayGirl. PlayGirl supposedly “saw him shirtless at the beach” and “asked him to post nude in a layout.” That doesn’t even make sense, who wants to see him nude?

Thanks PlayGirl Blog.

Last week, we posted the Letterman interview with Mary-Kate Olsen, in which she refuses to talk about her celeb peers, yet manages to quickly state that Spencer Pratt had a bad temper in high school. Then next day, he retaliated and called her “the ugliest of the Olsen twins.” He also admitted (back in 2007) the he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.”

”I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see…I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman…I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” From US Weekly

Once again, more respect for Mary-Kate, and douchebag privileges for Spencer.

In other news, Heidi Montag claims that she is very similar to Jesus, by producing a Christian Album sometime next year. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

On Being more like Angelina Jolie: “[This August, Spencer and I will] feed children and help build things.” (She once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.)

On her relationship with GOD: “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

On Jesus’ Forgiveness: “I don’t think people are ever going to get that [but Lauren will] always have a place in my heart.”

Image Source: Just Jared

Mary-Kate Olsen was on Letterman talking about her movie The Wackness, and surprisingly refused to bad mouth her former school mates, which include Spencer Pratt. Also, she looks great, very healthy, happy, and delightfully cute. Watch the video here.

Heidi probably had to blow the hillbilly in this picture to get this Jelliquarium for free, but hell was it worth it.  Can these two please stop posing in front of things? It makes me really hate everything that’s in the same picture with them.  Currently added to the list; Jelliquariums, hillbillies, beepers (really, people still carry these?!?), man highlights, oversized polo shirts, and faded jeans. I mean I hated those things anyways, but now I extra hate them.

Thanks to Trend De La Creme for linking us this pict.