Not surprisingly, they like Burberry ON Facebook.

(As 3 Million Facebook Fans attest.)

What does 3 million Facebook stalkers mean for Burberry? That it’s the most “liked” luxury brand on Facebook. Ever. Done.

While I was settling into my chair at work today, Rebecca informed me that I had a new fan on the site. The indie goes by the name Reza, and apparently he/she is quite fond of me. Reza has commented on every post I have written in the recent past, and I’m starting to feel that there may be a bit of a cyber crush going on here. The comments are pretty mean, but in that “I’m going to pick on you because I like you” elementary school way. Here are a few choice words that Reza had to say:

Reza posted the following on December 13, 2008 at 6:15 pm. - EditHaha. Fag.

Reza posted the following on December 13, 2008 at 6:23 pm. - EditWho cares. What a waste of space. + the ring is ugly anyways. Fag! Haha.

Reza posted the following on December 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm. - EditHaha. Finally something funny from our fag.

Reza posted the following on December 13, 2008 at 10:24 pm. - Edit

Corey, there is nothing special about these clothes. What are your God damn references. Your taste is worse than that of Britney Spears. Admit it. You are nothing but a wannabe fashion critique that has this blog to express his disgusting taste. You are nothing but a paid bimbo fag .

Well Reza, I will say by looking at your time stamps this is a bit more serious than I thought. How come you always call me a fag too? I’m actually straight, but your intolerance is greatly appreciated. I don’t know what I did to fuel your anger/love for me, but I love your devotion. I look forward to your hate mail every day, as it is what makes me proud knowing I pissed off one person that day. I will continue to embrace your shitty comments because that’s what mentors do for their apprentices, even if they are the ugly bastard children of social rejects with a lack of fashion sense. So Reza, as you can see your comments (though creepy and stalkerish) are welcomed with open arms. I look forward to hearing what you have to say today!