Looks like a dress isn't the only thing they've been sharing.

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together. She’s a homewrecker!” Amber told the mag. According to Rose, she was dating Kanye and Kim was dating noted brick house Reggie Bush, when Kim started moving in on her man. “They were both cheating. They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”

Kim would call, text and sext racy photos of herself to Kanye, which didn’t sit too well with Amber. “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person.” Rose then showed her thorns by confronting Kardashian on her triflin’ ways via email, to no avail.  “I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.” Amber then admonished Kim for ceremoniously taking a dump in the sisterhood of the travelling pants, saying, “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t fuck each other over like that.”

Through it all, however, Amber came out smelling like her surname and she even expresses gratitude towards Kim for being an immoral slut. “I want to thank her. Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now,” she taunted, referring to her relationship with human bong Wiz Khalifa. [Radar]

- Queen Elizabeth will give the late Elizabeth Taylor a run for the bodacious bauble money when she puts some of her most important jewels on display in August as part of a celebration honoring the monarch’s 60 years on the throne. [WWD]

- Steven Tyler in a speedo. Proceed at your own risk. [Just Jared]

- Yves Saint Laurent has hired 11 law professors from across the country to lay the legal smackdown on Christian Louboutin and his trademark infringement case. [Telegraph]

- Nicki Minaj‘s line of nail polish for OPI includes such names as “Pink Friday,” “Metallic 4 Life,” “Superbass,” and my personal fave, “Did It on ‘Em.” I don’t know what layaway look like — Bitch, I can’t even spell welfare! [SheFinds]

- Mariah Carey tweeted a picture of her and house-husband Nick Cannon in the hospital after he suffered ”mild kidney failure.”  [ABC]

- The Kardashians are starting a magazine about their favorite subject: the Kardashians. As if keeping up with them wasn’t pointless enough. However, their lawsuit against Star magazine might get in the way. American Media, the company Kim and co. are working with on this egregious  use of perfectly good trees, owns Star, which accused the First Family of Public Whoring of using slave labor in sweatshops. [Styleite]

- Whatever you’re doing, stop it right now and go here to birth your very own My Little Pony. Mine’s the baddest pony on the block. [via Refinery 29]

- Multimedia artist Colette Maison Lumiere thinks Lady Gaga, specifically Mother Monster’s Barneys Workshop, copied her work and made a little video to elaborate on it. [The Cut]

- “I think one of the most flattering things I’ve ever heard—you know, I almost fell out of my chair when someone called to tell me about it—Alexis Bittar’s PR girl has a tattoo of me on her wrist. It’s a very good portrait! I haven’t seen it in person, but apparently it looks just like me.” —  90-year-old sasstronaut Iris Apfel on the kids thinking she’s cool, or hot or “whatever the expression is.” [Fashionista]

Reality television — aside from heralding the downfall of Western civilization — is a booming market with an insatiable audience hungry for more fights, more breakdowns, more thrown glasses and flipped tables and more inevitable trips to rehab. Therefore American Media Inc. — the publisher of such prestigious titles as The National Enquirer, Star and OK! — has tapped into that hunger with Reality Weekly. Hitting newsstands the first week in January, the tabloid sells for a paltry $1.79;  justly earning the slogan “Less money/More fun!”

Sidebar, that was originally the tagline for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

RW‘s editor, Richard Spencer — who also pulls double duty as the editor of OK! — extols the virtues of reality stars and their lack of virtue when it comes to any sort of discretion: “[Y]ou can’t keep them away. It’s always ‘Come to my wedding!’ or ‘I just redid my baby’s room. Want to see it?’ ” Whereas the stars love the constant exposure, the producers of the show love the free promotion.

When approached by American Media about Reality Weekly,  Simon Cowell – noted wearer of tight T-shirts and producer of America’s Got Talent — said: “Why hasn’t anyone done this before?” Off-hand, I would say integrity, but considering the nature of the tabloid industry, that can’t be right.

With features such as “Biggest Fights of the Week,” “Hottest Shots of the Week” (in reference to bikini shots) and a format that — according to Spencer — “you don’t even have to read to know what’s going on,” Reality Weekly is destined to be extended beyond its 13-week test period.  And America is destined to descend further into cultural despair.

Now excuse me while I catch up on my Teen Mom reruns. [NYT]

Photo: Nicola Formichetti’s Blog!!

- Someone somewhere told Elle UK that Balmain will be naming a new designer in the next few days, but that name will most likely be followed by a question mark. This source says: ‘They’re going to choose someone unknown. Christophe [Decarnin] was an unknown when he came to Balmain, and the owners want to support lesser-known design talent.’ Support and then drive them insane…allegedly. [Elle UK]

- Supermodel Doutzen Kroes is trading in her stilettoes for some Moon boots. The Dutch beauty has signed on to be part of Space Expedition Curacao, a sort of galactic travel agency where ordinary citizens — or at least supermodels  – can observe the Earth from space. Doutzen was one of a  select fifteen passengers invited on the initial launch meaning she will be the first person to catwalk in space. Eat your still-beating heart out, Neil Armstrong.  [Modelina]

- As if we needed further reminder that Beyoncé basically runs shit, the superstar will sport a crown of epic proportions for her new video — in addition to maybe-possibly-could-be some Givenchy HC. [Stylite]

- Noted news  publication Supermarket also-ran, Star Magazine is “reporting” that Kate Middleton’s wedding dress might have to be built for two. Following pressure to “produce an heir,”  Prince William and Kate may have started knocking the royal boots  before their stroll down the aisle. And if the mag is to be believed — which it clearly isn’t — the Queen Mum could care less since she all she wants is to hear the pitter-patter of little feet again…just as long as those little feet pitter and patter far away in some other part of Buckingham Palace.  [Jezebel]

Listen up fashionistas, shit stains are out, coke stains are IN!!!!

Seriously, what the hell Star Magazine. Lindsay Lohan has what appears to be a booger or glare from the flashing paparazzi that’s all up in her grill and you instantly assume that she’s HOPELESS!!! Christo that’s ridiculous. I wish the curse of celebrity upon no one, not even my worst enemy (you know who you are…).