This is the best representation of Karl Lagerfeld I have ever seen. The hair on the bear is actually made of Karl Lagerfeld’s 90 year old inner thigh and back hair, and is stuffed with the ashes of the coked out models that died trying to model for Chanel. This would literally be the last thing I would ever buy for my child. I will say there is one minor detail missing, the motorcycle gloves!

Thank you to Selectism again for the story