You can snag the Foot Petals Decades Kit at Zappos.com.

If you have questions about how Foot Petals work, ask me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.

Heelarious lets you school your kid in style straight out th’ womb. Child-approved, they’re made of crib-friendly fabric so your baby won’t have to soak its feet in the tub after a long day in heels. And if you thought things couldn’t get any more cute overload, the first baby stiletto lines were named after the founders’ own little girls.

Pardon me. These baby stilettos got me so excited I think I need to check my diaper.

1. They’re good for your sole. Believe it or not, a platform only helps ease the pain of wearing high heels by providing an extra layer of comfort. So when you’re stepping on the carcasses of anyone who dared stand in your way  on the ladder to the top, you’re arches will be fully supported.

2. You’ll tower above the competition. A platform also adds an extra inch or two to an already spiky heel, giving you the extra height needed to grab for that last sequined Dolce clutch or to slap away the French-tipped fingers of the trash jostling for it next to you.

3. Is that a stripper pole? Sign me up! Slip on those Lucite heels and pop in that Carmen Electra stripperobics DVD, it’s time to get sassy. Platform heels are great to dance in and make you feel all kinds of sexy, even when you’re grinding your junk all over a greased up pole. Or one of these.

4. Beauty is on the foot of the beholder. The best platform heels — we’re talking Balenciaga‘s architectural arches, Prada‘s fun and funky wedges and YSL‘s hairy-heeled stilettos — are works of art that require a public viewing.

5. Flats are the devil’s footwear. Plain and simple, flats are bringing about the downfall of civilization. Just think about it. Flats are easy and suddenly life’s so easy everyone becomes complacent, then complacence breeds laziness and laziness breeds stupidity, next thing you know we’re all picking our noses and staring blankly into space while listening to President Palin’s State of the Union Address. It all adds up.

Photo: Style.com

Ubiquitous red soles mark Christian Louboutin territory, while Manolos have been popping up in television shows and movies for years now, most notably on Carrie Bradshaw. It’s time to put your best foot forward in the form of a more unique stiletto, and thankfully Italian designer Gianmarco Lorenzi has  the solution.

Lorenzi’s artful stilettos are embellished with everything from fringe to studs to jewels, and of course the heels are super high and funky. There are wedges , stacked 70′s-style platforms, luxe leather boots, and of course, pumps. The designs are sensual and have a great deal of “sole” (yeah, I’m corny), and are sure to appear of the feet of celebrities and socialites soon.

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These shoes are so completely badass, they make the 4-inch, patent leather stilettos I wore last night look like moccasins. Made out of stainless steel, these sandals have a superhero-dominatrix ankle strap and little gold padlocks as hardware. They come in all different size heels, but I’m slanted towards the 6-inchers. Because if you’re going to wear heels this sexy, you might as well take the look to another level. Feeling feisty? You can purchase these bad gals here.

Thanks to Bleach Black for the photo and info.

Giorgio ASrmani Privé

Maurizio Galante

Givenchy Haute Couture

Chanel Haute Couture

Christian Lacroix Haute Couture

The stunning Songe de Robes photoshoots by Raphael Dallaporta for Stiletto Magazine…

Maricazottino via Fashion-ation.