*sees Dora The Explorer bow tie*

*left eye twitch*

*has a “Nooooo Wiiiirrrrreee Haaannnnggeerrrrrsss” moment*

Well isn’t this a chemo-therapeutic-mess!  Indie dahlingk’s, it’s not necessarily that I hate Whora The Explorah’, it’s more that I want her to die a painful, burnin clap of a death but that bobble head trollop won’t laydown and sleep……….FOREVAH!  No matter how much I lace her sippy cup with Pine Sol she just won’t die.  I mean, it worked in 6th Sense, I figured it would work in real life!  *sigh*

In all seriousness, we have an issue of when grown men show themselves in public rockin whack childrens cartoon characters as part of their accessory game.  Is this how you turn your swag on…….really…….REALLY?  And why is he so greasy lookin?!  My brotha please, some loose powder and a light cream concealer will help your soul cuz this can’t be the will of the glowin Christ Jesus of Glamour.  Now don’t even start thinkin that it’ll make you seem less manly, the trash around your neck already castrated your manhood. OVAH!