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Kim Kardashian Will You Dress You For a Grand…Pay Up!

I hesitate to admit this, but I have been known to sit down and waste a whole afternoon watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Having grown up in Los Angeles, I went to school with many girls like Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney- so watching that show is like stepping back into high school. Having admitted that, I still don’t know what these girls do. I know they own a store called Dash, but other than that and demeaning their mother how do they occupy their time? Well, evidently Kim is a stylist and now she is offering up her styling prowess for charity:

Here’s the description to lure all you bidders:

Kim Kardashian is one of Hollywood’s most stylish girls and this is a dream come true for all you fashionistas out there. The always fabulously-dressed Kim Kardashian is inviting you and a friend to shop at her trendy, famous boutique Dash where you each will have $1500 to spend. Whether dressed down or dressed for a night on the town, Kim always looks flawless and her hip outfits are emulated by millions of girls out there. Get the glamorous look from Los Angeles’ hippest store and turn heads just like the beautiful Kardashian sister, Kim.

Okay there are several problems with this description:

1. As someone who likes fashion, I am insulted that K.K. is considered one of the Hollywood’s most stylish girls. Also this would not be a dream come true for me or anyone who actually loves fashion. Finding a secret portal that gave me access to the Mets’ Costume Collection,now that’s a dream come true.

2. Is her look emulated by millions of girls? Those few who do emulate her style don’t exactly have the fundage to buy Herve Leger bandage dresses and Christian Louboutin shoes. And those who do have that kind of money, well why would they admit that they bought something because they saw K.K. wear it?

3. Lastly (again being from Los Angeles) Dash is a good 25 miles away from where the hippest stores in Los Angeles are. Just thought I would put that out there, in case there was any confusion.

There might be many of you who feel the same way I do,seeing that there has only been one bid, for a thousand dollars. At this rate the final bid won’t even cover the $3,000 shopping spree. Which is far lower then the $7,500 estimated worth of Kim’s services. But I suppose having Kim Kardashian tell you what outfit will make your butt look great is prize enough.

[ChairtyBuzz via LAT Dish Rag Blog]