Maximize your movement with a sheer weight floor length skirt.

ASOS SALON Sheer And Solid Godet Silk Maxi Skirt $112.05 – Sophisticated and angelically gorgeous, this skirt can be dressed up to the max.

Wang told Style.com that the duo’s “endless talent, incomparable energy, and most of all, down-to-earth personality make them the perfect representation for T.”

Click through for T’s new campaign video featuring Santi and Spank getting down and turning it out to a remix of Santigold’s “Go” by Diplo’s Major Lazer partner, Switch.

Shield your eyes kids with a massive sunglass:

Still Here & Queer? Yellow frames and purple lenses are the answer. Squint Topshop

Over the rainbow? Raise a brow at the thought of seeing purple so soon in Prada.

Your hair is a wreck and your face has weathered a GLAAD storm. A dramatic hat will hide that:

Still Here & Queer? Missoni has your colorful needs covered.

Over the Rainbow? A black hat is subtle… San Deigo

Your body wants something like sweatpants, but your heart, mind, soul, and the judgement of others will never allow it. The alternative is a skirt, flowing like the coconut water you’ll be guzzling.

Still Here & Queer? Alice + Olivia must have made this skirt with Gay Pride in mind. And its subsequent hangover.

Over the Rainbow? Your Sunday antics are right out of ancient Greece. Commemorate with Opening Ceremony‘s long grecian skirt.

Give yourself a hug in the softest shirt in the world.

Still Here & Queer? Purple dyed and hand-deconstructed, much like your hair in college. Raquel Allegra

Over the Rainbow? Just throw on an asymmetrical T by Alexander Wang tank and call it a day.

You stomped for miles all over the damn town shouting your love of yourself and your same sex lovers around the world in a 6 inch heel. You need a flat.

Still Here & Queer? Make that flat a flatform. Ego and Greed

Over the Rainbow? Let your feet breathe in non-confining sneaker, a proper mandal. Ksubi Artimus

Menswear wasn’t always in the cards for Wang. His T by Alexander Wang line started off  as a “vanity project.” He claims he “just wanted to do stuff [he] wanted to wear.” But after GQ named him Best New Menswear Designer in America and he was nominated for the CFDA’s Swarovski Menswear Design Award, he got the message:

“That was like, ‘Whoa.’ You know, awards are great, but they put you on fast track — you have to do this, you have to do that. Now we can breathe and go back to focusing on this new line.”

This new line will have, according to Wang, “a more refined point of view” with slicker fabrics, sleeker lines and “less flashy” embellishments. And that translates to a less sexually-charged aesthetic than his womenswear: “[M]y guy isn’t about exposing his chest. It’s not the male gigolo.”

Capt. Jack Sparrow probably wouldn’t approve. [WWD]

Check out Alexander Wang’s Spring 2012 Mens Ready to Wear lookbook below:

**With all of these guides, remember you will be wearing one of the daytime outfits to your destination. And, if you’re like us, you’ll probably be wearing most or all of the accessories too.

The Hamptons

The Bag
Bodhi “Weekender” Bag $648 – Sleek and luxe, just like your favorite string of Long Island beaches

The Accessories
Cutler & Gross Sunglasses $485

Alexander McQueen Mini Ivory Western Wicca Satchel $1,595

Malene Birger Ginau Mixed Bracelet Set $165

Aldo Stewarts Earrings $12

Belle Noel by Kim Kardashian 14KT Gold Stone and Pave Cocktail Ring $38

Marimekko Unikko Pink and Red Beach Towel $85

The Daytime Pieces
T by Alexander Wang Button Down Silk Tank $140

3.1 Phillip Lim Knot Front Pleated Short $295

T by Alexander Wang Silk Chiffon Long Sleeve Shirt $188

Mara Hoffman Ruffle Bustier Bikini $220

Rag & Bone Emma Short $143

Diamond by Julien Macdonald Dark Pink Palm Print Kaftan $52

Topshop Rope Tie Leg Sandals $75

The Nighttime Pieces
Diane Von Furstenberg Bicolour Wrap Dress $535

Alice + Olivia Grace Belted Stretch-Silk Dress $330

Lanvin Ankle Strap Pumps $1,050

The Catskills

The Bag
Fossil Vintage Reissue Weekender $218 – Rustic and bohemian, this bag will hold all your mountainside lake looks

The Accessories
Barbara Bui Floyd Mini Fringe Bag $595

Alexander McQueen Head Skull Necklace $595

Alexis Bittar Gold Ombre Bracelet $270

Rebecca Norman Rocky Ring $135

Linda Farrow Retro Style Sunglasses $425

The Daytime Pieces
Damir Doma Cropped Tank Top $230

Love Sam Lace Top $99

Topshop Green Flippy Skirt $55

Undrest Liberty-Print Cotton Swimsuit $275

Fly London YLVA Platform Sandal $185

Victoria’s Secret Maxi Dress $48

The Nighttime Pieces
Miss Selfridge Orange Twill Crop Jacket $73

AllSaints Aztec Dress $460

Camilla and Marc Blind Call Leopard Frock $705

Yves Saint Laurent Tribute 105 $1,395

Cape Cod

The Bag
Buti Pebbled Calf Leather Weekender Travel Bag $540 – The perfect blue to match the skies of this classic, nautical vacation destination

The Accessories
Robindira Unsworth 22k Gold Hammered Hoops $144

Cynthia Rowley Denim Frame Heart Shoulder Bag $130

Larkspur & Hawk Emma Ring $850

Rag & Bone Short Brim Beach Hat $135

Kenneth Jay Lane Starfish Gold-Tone Bangle $84

Selima Optique Andy Round-Frame Acetate Sunglasses $325

The Daytime Pieces
H! by Henry Holland Beige Cropped Jersey Blouse $26

Rebecca Minkoff Hali Cut-Out Rose Print Shorts $228

Marc Jacobs Floral-Print Silk Tank $198

Karen Walker Belted Swing Skirt $180

Topshop Red & White Stripe Bandeau Cover Up $52

D&G Reversible Halterneck Bikini $300

Keds Champion Austin $50

The Nighttime Pieces
Alice + Olivia Cody Color Block Dress $368

Diane Von Furstenberg Mini Maize Silk Pleated Dress $695

Schutz Laser-Cut Platform $210

What is an absolute must-have for your Memorial Day getaway?

Alexander Wang’s lower-priced basics line, Alexander Wang T, will become a full lifestyle brand selling blazers, skinny pants, denim jackets, hooded ponchos (above), zip dresses, beanies, and even bras.

“T represents the fluidity and casual aspect of how t-shirts are worn, but will now transcend into different categories.” 

LINK LOVE: FabSugar

Alexander Wang’s new diffusion line T by Alexander Wang hits stores in a few weeks, and is actually affordable.  First announced last August, the line features 12 styles of comfortable T-shirt dresses, tanks, and shirts that look already worn-in, slept-in, and partied-in, all for a third of what his regular line costs — a V-neck dress is $85, a tank dress is $89, a boatneck dress is $85, and a sleeveless tee is $74.

LINKAGE: NY Mag

Alexander Wang has released some lookbook images for his diffusion line, T by Alexander Wang.

12 styles of slouchy, super comfy-looking oversize tees tanks will run from an estimated $28-40 (wholesale). The simple designs and muted colors make me sleepy in a good way.

GALLERY: T by Alexander Wang.

When I was younger I was obsessed with having a bigger wang. I would watch some of my favorite performers on the boob tube (quite literally what I called my in room television for the sheer amount of adult entertainment that hit its screens in my pubescent years) and would periodically measure the size of my member to the rock hard stars of yesteryear.  From age 13 – 15 I tried a number of online tips to increase the size of my Wang, including special massages, stretches, and special diets.  Of course, there was one trick that I didn’t seem to realize that one indie has figured out early in his career. The easiest way to get a bigger Wang, is to make more money. 

Alexander Wang’s insanely successful past year has resulted in a bigger showroom (his new TriBeCa loft is four-times larger than before), a new collection of shoes, and a diffusion line which will give all the girls what they really want, MORE WANG!!!  

The boy wonder is making serious waves this year with a phenomenal fall collection on his belt and sales totally $8 million for 2008. That number is expected to hit $15 million in 2009 and his success will mean we’ll be seeing allot more Wang in years to come. “When we saw his fall collection, we were blown away,” says Terence Bogan, vice president of women’s Co-op at Barneys New York. “Our budget [for his collection] doubled from the previous season. We needed to resonate that with the customer so we expanded his space.”

The biggest news out of WWD is that Al will be launching a new collection of shoes which will include my new favorite Trendspark, the toe thong. “Everyone’s been doing an open-toe,” says Wang. “I added the thong to give a fresh perspective and make it more provocative. The thong between your toes, it draws your attention to that area.”

In addition, his cheaper collection will feature some highly covetable tee shirts. T by Alexander Wang will include 12 styles — from tanks ($28 wholesale) to T-shirt dresses ($40) — all cut in the designer’s signature languid style, with colors ranging from simple whites and heather grays to lavender, chartreuse and cerulean. “Necklines are stretched and armholes are strategically lowered so that it looks worn in,” he explains. “It’s like sleeping in a T-shirt and then wearing it the next day. It’s not this crisp little T out of the dryer. It’s draped and kind of wilted.” 

All of this means one thing. Nothing says HUGE WANG better than lots and lots of money!!!  

Congrats Alexander on having the biggest one in young fashion.

Photos and quotes from the hornballs at WWD.