While rapper T-Pain has the gall to sport a 10-pound, 197-karat, $410,000 chain, I hang my head in shame. Really?? When the nouveau riche run amok, they make fools of us all. I hope he gets a herniated disc from wearing that shit.

Now this has got to be the WORST outfit of the night…T-Pain and his performance in this painfully ugly paisley nightmare at the BET awards. While I do love my people for their massive creativity, it’s moments like this (and ghetto prom 08…y’all know what I’m talking about) that makes me want to scream “stop the madness!” And while Mr. Pain is the last person to receive accolades for his fashion sense, he should have had enough common sense to just say NO to this abominable ensemble. Let’s not give white people another reason to cock their heads to the side in overt curiosity.