I wish I knew someone with the balls or bills to try this…

Zappos.com is selling a $50,000 limited-edition “Cease and Desist” T-shirt — with your purchase Zappos will permanently disable your significant other’s (“wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, or ‘it’s complicated’”) Zappos.com account for life. And it’s available in five colors!

Other key points:

• A Zappos rep personally delivers the shirt and serves as “a shoulder to cry on for up to 1 hour for your significant other” as well as “frolic in a field of daisies with you or do anything that is mutually agreed upon to not be morally or ethically objectionable.” Additional time for consoling or celebrating is available at $3.99/minute or a barter.
• Zappos dismisses itself from liability “if your significant other creates or uses another account using a different email address.”
• A refund is available “only if you are permanently divorced or separated within 365 days.

All that, and 100% cotton.

Check out the rest of the hilarious disclaimers or buy at Zappos.

I bet these sell out before 2009.

DC artist Chris Bishop has rereleased his limited edition graphic tee featuring Barack Obama riding a unicorn…!

Available in men’s and women’s sizes for under $20 (including shipping).

Order one now to wear on Inauguration Day!

Warning: M.I.A’s new clothing line may cause seizures! Inspired by a Carribean albino teenager (no, I’m not kidding) named Okley Leslie, M.I.A’s line, Okley Run, is anything but unexpected. Basically, her overpriced and over-designed tees, hoodies, leggings and tanks look exactly like her album art. We’ve got a little bit of Mexican, African and Islamic art going on. Who knows, wear any of these items with M.I.A’s signature gold metallic leggings and you might be mistaken for the rapper herself! Come on M.I.A, shouldn’t you spend a little less time on your awful clothing line and a little more time on deciding what to name your baby? Corey and I discussed this…we think S.O.S or A.W.O.L would be excellent choices. Better yet, put your spare time into recording a new album…I’m dying for some more pop/rap/afro-beat tunes! 

Anyways, Okley Run is available online at Karma Loop and at Opening Ceremony. 

Thanks Nylon! 

We’ve been combing their sales floor all week to pick out some of the best items from this weekends sale.

Check out our Top Ten Sale Picks…

1. Galliano Dark Pink Jeans

The color screams “pay the f*ck attention to me” and that’s probably why we love the so much. These Galliano’s are so painfully fetch and at $107 plus 30% off these aren’t gonna be on the sale floor for long. Check them out.

2. Nike Blazer Metallic Pewter Midtops

There’s something so Beyonce in Gareth Pugh about these that I can’t help but love them. I rarely endorse Nike’s but I want at least three pairs of these under my Chanukah bush this season. Grab them for $108 plus an extra 30% off before they’re gone.

3. Mike & Chris Floyd Neck Coat

Yes, yes I know Mike & Chris are currently debunked, but that’s no reason to not swoop up a couple of their pieces before they’re all gone!!! This jacket is completely covetable and the attached scarf makes it worth every penny and the few jealous stares from your less sartorially inclined friendos. You can grab it at SSENSE.com for $220 plus 30% off.

4. 0044 Cross Necklace

Crosses are always hot but this menagerie of various Jesus pieces is the equivalent of molten lava around your neck. You know you want it and for $161 plus 30% off you can have it at the SSENSE.com Black Friday sale. Check it out now.

5. Diesel Black Gold Flosse Dark Blue Dress

I don’t give Diesel as much air time as I could but upon seeing this dress I knew their new Black Gold collection would be right up my alley. It kind of reminds me of something Maria Cornejo or color block king Johnathan Saunders would dish out, but at $320 plus 30% off it’s about half the price of one of their pricier pieces. Yay, economy conscience fashions!!! Pick it up here.

6. CNC Patent Black Leather Boots

Some argue that patent leather is getting a bit overexposed, but I can’t get enough. These CNC shoes are powerful little statement makers that will get noticed for all the right reasons. You can get them for $466 plus a ery generous 30% off at SSENSE.com.

7. Paul & Joe Bianco Black Melange Trousers

They’re wideleg, pleated, and high waisted. The kind of pants that should only be attempted by the bravest of the brave. If you think you can pull these off, buy them. They will make you looking so flippin good and will ensure that your status as style queen remains in tact. They’re available for $428 plus 30% off at the SSENSE.com sale.

8. Diesel Wild Girls Newclip Black Boots

Lighting Bolts + Boots = Lighting BOOTS!!! I’m easily swayed by quirky fashion and these Diesel boots ring every bell in my body. You can grab them for $238 plus 30% off.

9. Juicy Couture High Seas Plaid Wool Skirt

This skirt is painfully chic. The slight bursts of red in the pattern and it’s undeniable warmth make this a serious must-have. Plus, the plaid is just to die for, I need it, I want it, I just bought it for $209 plus 30% off.

10. Karl Lagerfeld Denise K T-Shirt

What do you want? I’m a sucker for Karl. It’s $250 plus 30% off at the SSENSE.com Black Friday sale.

I’m really big on cheap shit and for being “ironic” on the streets of NYC, which is why I’m all for this Archrival  ”I Bleeding Heart LA” tee shirt.  Get it, it’s ironic cause your a New Yorker with an I <3 LA t-shirt and it’s ironic cause no one fucking <3′s LA!!! Yeah, it seriously sucks there.

Grab the tee for $25 bucks at 80spurple.

I’ve always looked at tourist in NY with a bit of envy. After a few years in this city (actually my whole life) the factors that make it so amazing to some seem to just fade into the background. Times Square starts looking like  a big advertisement, the Empire State Building like another skyscraper, and Lady Liberty looks as appealing as the one night stand you can’t seem to stop bumping into at your favorite bar. Fortunately, for those truly jaded by NYC’s magic, there’s this Tourist ready tee from Modern Amusement ($25). It’s perfect for feeling like a newbie while still being a Big Apple regular.

Above T-shirt designed by artist Kenzo Minami for Alex + Chloe.  Enzyme washed for a great vintage affect and feel. Available for $154 on their site.

Thanks Highsnobette for pointing this out.

The cheapest way possible for you to look like a Chanel groupie. Only $19.99, can’t beat that. Buy it here.

Thanks Nylon for pointing it out.

Great article today in TimesOnline regarding cartoon t-shirts that have been unfortunately spotted around town lately.

“a trend for people who are not six years old to wear cartoon T-shirts. I imagine the intended effect is, “Look – I’m still cute and ditzy!” – but to me it’s faintly perverted that anyone over 25 would wear a picture of anything that might appear on a toddler’s lunch box.

Yet they are everywhere – people with spider veins wearing T-shirts featuring, say, Daisy Duck (Topshop), Minnie Mouse, Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm (Asda), My Little Pony (Choice). What are they thinking? No one, apart from maybe the steamed-up-glasses brigade, wants to see a middle-aged woman’s breasts with the words “Little Miss Giggles” stretched across them. It’s Lolita in reverse. It’s freaky. Make it go away.”

Gotta say, we here at FI totally agree. One of our bff’s bff was caught wearing a ‘Cheerios’ tee the other day and we cringed. Don’t people know how to grow up? T-shirts are great, but they don’t need to have Sponge BoB on them for you to appreciate the wearability.

Weight in indies, cartoon tees in or out?

This spring, TONIC launched a new series of four limited edition t-shirts conceptualized by Luella Bartley. Each design in Bartley’s collection, created exclusively for TONIC’s ‘Every T Counts’ initiative, will help raise funds for the cause by which it was inspired. “I am so pleased to be part of this collaboration with TONIC,” said Bartley. “I love how the proceeds from the t-shirts go to all sorts of different causes from helping kids in Columbia with dental care to protecting coral reef in the Pacific. It’s a cool and original way to give back and I think the design reflects that.”

The collection of bamboo and cotton blend t-shirts, which retail for $45 each, will be sold exclusively on TONIC’s website (www.tonicgen.com); 30% of every sale will be donated to the t-shirt’s designated program. All four Luella Bartley designs will be available on white v-neck t-shirts for women and black crewneck t-shirts for men.

Playboy has just released this limited edition collection of tees designed by indie favorites like Daft Punk, Duran Duran, Hot Chip, and New Young Pony Club.

The shirts are worth their weight in cred points and are definitely worth checking out cause proceeds from the shirts benefit Rock the Vote.

You can shop the tees, which retail for $39 bucks at Collette and at Shopthebunny.com.

Josephine Baker is one of my favorite feminine heroes.

Yes, she was a French exotic dancer, but few people in the world can make a banana skirt work on so many levels. We found this t-shirt at 80′s Purple featuring the style icon.

You can go bananas over it for $34 bucks.