The biggest news of the century!!!

Anna Wintour is out, Carine Roitfeld of French Vogue is in!!!

It’s as if The Devil Wears Prada was some self-fulfilling prophecy, we just got the second greatest news of the year, aside from Barack Obama’s nomination.

Carine is a complete sweetheart (got to meet with her at the Gucci/Madonna party), a fashion icon, and a better dictator than Anna Wintour. Expect scales and all black Yohji Yamamoto to hit the offices of American Vogue pronto.

This is a bit of speculation, but it’s also some of the best news we’ve heard all year. Joysies.

Now don’t jump the gun and start sending in your applications to replace Anna Wintour (sorry folks, that’s my job!) but the queen bee of Vogue may, in fact, be retiring! With her contract at Condé Nast on the verge of expiration, several failing aspects of the Vogue corporation to remedy, lagging sales and an economic collapse just waiting to happen, this may be the perfect opportunity for the 59 year old fashion goddess to call it quits. Let’s face the music, Fashion Rocks is no longer and Men’s Vogue is down to two issues per year…if Wintour doesn’t know how to fix these problems, maybe it wouldn’t be a bad idea to give someone else a shot. I love you Anna, don’t get me wrong, but let’s get some fresh, young blood in there. Perhaps try this girl named Kirby…I know how you can get in contact with her. 

Oy Viegh! Such news makes me want to watch The Devil Wears Prada! 

Thanks NY Mag! 

So someone is really, really into The Devil Wears Prada. The new Stylista show is basically a shittier, faker version of the movie. The boss lady at Elle tries her best to emulate Miranda Priestly, but comes up short cause a) she lacks style, b) Botox doesn’t allow for much emotion, and c) she was nice to the fat girl with ugly glasses (after the jump). This show is in a desperate need of a Patricia Fields make-over. All the style is just so, blah.