Sir Paul McCartney looks his absolute best in years (especially since Leatherface Mills-McCuntney royally effed with our main man). I’ve got a feeling that won’t happen this time around. An inside source I know grew up with Nancy as a surrogate aunt, and according to her, she’s the absolute kindest. At 51, she’s an independently wealthy career woman, so money can’t buy her love. And I saw her at his Yankee Stadium concert – she didn’t stop dancing for a minute.

Nancy, thank you girl for being our knight’s white shining armor. Let the ballad of Paul and Nancy continue in beautiful holy matrimony.

“Before the night was over, Ramona Singer, their blonde frenemy, had breezed through each event with a glass of pinot grigio in hand.” Hopefully it was her own eponymous brand of pinot flowing through an IV drip hidden in each glass. But that’s the Ramona Singer you want when you invite her to an event. Drunk, crazy-eyed, loud — in short, amazing. “They’re definitely ‘in character’ when they come out, which makes it kind of fun,” said Dan Rattiner, editor-in-chief of Dan’s Papers.

Rucksacks - Perfect for music festivals and adventure-filled getaways, these backpacks will ensure your belongings stay near.

Clockwise from top left:
Billionaire Boys Club Miawaiian Night Rucksack $410, fashionbeans.com

Roxy Creative Peak Rucksack $46, zappos.com

Gucci Classic Logo Rucksack $935, profilebrighton.co.uk

Zara Kit Bag Rucksack $29.90, zara.com

Topshop Tan Washed Oversize Rucksack $75, us.topshop.com

Weekenders - Great for a three-day getaway, these carryalls will have you traveling to the best weekend destinations in high style.

Clockwise from top left:
Fossil Key-Per Weekender $138, macys.com

Billykirk x Opening Ceremony Red Stripe Carryall $300, openingceremony.us

Robe di Firenze Italian Leather Carry All Travel Bag $622, forzieri.com

Design Within Reach Masonry Weekender Bag $150 – $175, dwr.com

Betsey Johnson Betsey Babe Weekender $148, betseyjohnson.com

Totes - Everyone needs a good tote for farmer’s market shopping, camera carrying and extra shoe stowing, even on vacation.

Clockwise from top:
Bamboula Ltd. Market Tote $58, madewell.com

Kate Spade New York Felice Tote $295, couture.zappos.com

Azzedine Alaïa Beige Petal Shape Perforated Leather Tote $2,284, montaignemarket.com

Marc by Marc Jacobs Lucy Ostrich-Effect PVC Tote $400, net-a-porter.com

Kate Spade New York Cabana Stripe Medium Raelin $325, katespade.com

Crossbodies - Whether at a summer concert or just out for the night, a crossbody bag is small and easy to carry on all your getaways.

Clockwise from top left:
Rebecca Minkoff ‘Double Rocker’ Crossbody Bag $330, nordstrom.com

Lodis Cayman Cameron Crossbody $158, lodis.com

See By Chloé Poya Small Crossbody Bag $330, harveynichols.com

Armani Exchange Wood Frame Crossbody Bag $88, armaniexchange.com

Hype Handbag Ellie Crossbody Bag $131, macys.com

If you like what you see, tweet at me @CrystlMeatballs and tell me your favorites. What is your go-to bag for summer traveling?

**With all of these guides, remember you will be wearing one of the daytime outfits to your destination. And, if you’re like us, you’ll probably be wearing most or all of the accessories too.

The Hamptons

The Bag
Bodhi “Weekender” Bag $648 – Sleek and luxe, just like your favorite string of Long Island beaches

The Accessories
Cutler & Gross Sunglasses $485

Alexander McQueen Mini Ivory Western Wicca Satchel $1,595

Malene Birger Ginau Mixed Bracelet Set $165

Aldo Stewarts Earrings $12

Belle Noel by Kim Kardashian 14KT Gold Stone and Pave Cocktail Ring $38

Marimekko Unikko Pink and Red Beach Towel $85

The Daytime Pieces
T by Alexander Wang Button Down Silk Tank $140

3.1 Phillip Lim Knot Front Pleated Short $295

T by Alexander Wang Silk Chiffon Long Sleeve Shirt $188

Mara Hoffman Ruffle Bustier Bikini $220

Rag & Bone Emma Short $143

Diamond by Julien Macdonald Dark Pink Palm Print Kaftan $52

Topshop Rope Tie Leg Sandals $75

The Nighttime Pieces
Diane Von Furstenberg Bicolour Wrap Dress $535

Alice + Olivia Grace Belted Stretch-Silk Dress $330

Lanvin Ankle Strap Pumps $1,050

The Catskills

The Bag
Fossil Vintage Reissue Weekender $218 – Rustic and bohemian, this bag will hold all your mountainside lake looks

The Accessories
Barbara Bui Floyd Mini Fringe Bag $595

Alexander McQueen Head Skull Necklace $595

Alexis Bittar Gold Ombre Bracelet $270

Rebecca Norman Rocky Ring $135

Linda Farrow Retro Style Sunglasses $425

The Daytime Pieces
Damir Doma Cropped Tank Top $230

Love Sam Lace Top $99

Topshop Green Flippy Skirt $55

Undrest Liberty-Print Cotton Swimsuit $275

Fly London YLVA Platform Sandal $185

Victoria’s Secret Maxi Dress $48

The Nighttime Pieces
Miss Selfridge Orange Twill Crop Jacket $73

AllSaints Aztec Dress $460

Camilla and Marc Blind Call Leopard Frock $705

Yves Saint Laurent Tribute 105 $1,395

Cape Cod

The Bag
Buti Pebbled Calf Leather Weekender Travel Bag $540 – The perfect blue to match the skies of this classic, nautical vacation destination

The Accessories
Robindira Unsworth 22k Gold Hammered Hoops $144

Cynthia Rowley Denim Frame Heart Shoulder Bag $130

Larkspur & Hawk Emma Ring $850

Rag & Bone Short Brim Beach Hat $135

Kenneth Jay Lane Starfish Gold-Tone Bangle $84

Selima Optique Andy Round-Frame Acetate Sunglasses $325

The Daytime Pieces
H! by Henry Holland Beige Cropped Jersey Blouse $26

Rebecca Minkoff Hali Cut-Out Rose Print Shorts $228

Marc Jacobs Floral-Print Silk Tank $198

Karen Walker Belted Swing Skirt $180

Topshop Red & White Stripe Bandeau Cover Up $52

D&G Reversible Halterneck Bikini $300

Keds Champion Austin $50

The Nighttime Pieces
Alice + Olivia Cody Color Block Dress $368

Diane Von Furstenberg Mini Maize Silk Pleated Dress $695

Schutz Laser-Cut Platform $210

What is an absolute must-have for your Memorial Day getaway?

The Hamptons is going to be swarming with the rich and fabulous. It is important that you always look posh and put together even if you’re getting plastered in the middle of the day. I recommend this Ben Minkoff weekender. It’s simple, durable, and can hold a champagne bottle or two. (And yes I know from experience.) One of your essentials should include a Ralph Lauren polo. (The staple of the prep wardrobe) An Orlebar Brown bathing suit is the way to go shorts wise. (Even if you’re not swimming you can wear these as shorts all day and look stylish.) Finally you’ll need a pair of  Sperry boat shoes. (Duh!) Don’t forget to bring a blazer just in case and daddy’s credit card.

The Jersey Shore is always a hot spot during the summer months and Memorial Day weekend is probably one of the craziest times it gets. As a Jersey native I have to say that  people were going to down the shore (As we Jerseyans put it) before Snooki and The Situation took over with a camera crew. That being said a Quiksilver duffle is what you want to pack. It can take a beating and be fulled to over capacity with all your weekend needs. While you’re at the beach or walking on the boardwalk these American Eagle shorts have both fashion and function without calling negative attention to whoever is wearing them. Speaking of the boardwalk you can stroll comfortably down it in these Ugg sandals. Lastly you’ll need something nice to impress at the club and an Armani Exchange dress shirt will do the trick. Just make sure you’re tan and party ready.

Fire Island is a major gay destination on the East Coast if you didn’t know. The island is known for it’s nonstop parties and debauchery. If you go this Rag & Bone bag says “I’m here, I’m queer, & I have taste: Get Used To It!”  I recommend packing light since it seems that many of the people running around are not in that much clothes. That’s why this Baskit trunk is totally appropriate. There are a lot of outdoor activities so go for a pack of American Apparel tanks so you have something light and simple that can transition from day to night. Finally I recommend these GAP flip flops:they’re inexpensive, versatile and perfect for a beach day. Remember to leave your heavy layers and inhibitions behind.

“We’re looking forward to our third summer in the Hamptons,” Turk said. “This year we’re offering an expanded selection of Mr. Turk menswear and bright Trina Turk residential items for the home.”

For your visiting pleasure, the Trina Turk East Hampton Pop-Up is opening this Friday at 79 Main Street.

Those four lovely lines written on a wall at the LOFT summer 2011 preview last night helped me forget about the treacherous New York City winter and took me to a hammock on the sandy shores somewhere between Westhampton and Montauk. The young and glamorous LOFT girl can feel carefree while looking elegant and polished in this collection full of airy knits, bold prints and big, beautiful jewelry. They think that summer dressing should be effortlessly beautiful, and I couldn’t agree more.

David Shapiro offers the only selective, social, almost all-inclusive resort experience in the Hampton’s, with all the amenities. All guests enjoy all the comforts of two beautiful houses, which are both equipped with full-size heated pools; 8-person hot tubs; spacious sundecks; basketball, volleyball, and tennis courts; jacuzzis; wide-screen TVs; Wi-Fi; BBQs; and more!

Not only do they serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day, but there’s also a freezer full of BBQ food to grill at your convenience. There is also a fully stocked bar…basically everything you might need for weekend visit.

David Shapiro’s house is also the only rental residence that provides blankets, sheets, and pillows for all guests. Maid service is not a luxury for Shapiro, it’s a necessity.

For more information about the Hamptons estates, call 917-806-4171. You can also check out their website at
http://davidshapiro.net/hamptons_page.asp

Hamptons Parties This Weekend

Friday, July 23rd
Axe Lounge
1181 North Sea Road, Southampton
11 PM to 4 AM

Saturday, July 24th
RdV. East
125 Tuckahoe Lane, Southampton
11 PM to 4 AM

“We’re making adjustments we’ve never made before,” said Billy Lawson, owner of Shoe Inn, which operates locations in East Hampton and Westhampton. “Our Hamptons stores used to be a way to extend our margins … [but] this year, we opened on Memorial Day with a sale. We [have to compete] with New York prices.”

I feel better knowing it’s not just me…

LINK LOVE: wwd

The inimitable social club, the Women’s Mafia, run by our good friend Marcy Clark, is thrilled to host a designer showcase, this weekend in the Hamptons.  Sought-after women’s wear designers Alissa Smith and Alisha Trimble welcome you to Smith boutique for a little shopping, nosh and bubbly.  Both designers are known for their limited edition ready-to-wear pieces, their use of select vintage & silk fabrics and their affordable custom-made services.

The Women’s Mafia Designer Showcase
Featuring Alissa Smith & Alisha Trimble
Saturday, July 25, 3PM-9PM

Smith Boutique
28 Nugent Street Southampton, NY
Phone: 631.283.1510
www.alishatrimble.com
www.alissasmith.com
www.womensmafia.com

Want to attend but don’t have a place to stay in the Hamptons? Through the Women’s Mafia you can get special rates at a gorgeous sharehouse with full amenities (we stayed there this weekend) just a short cab ride to the boutique! Call 212-579-4844 or visit www.davidshapiro.net and say the Women’s Mafia sent you.

Tomorrow, Daniel and I are heading to the Hamptons courtesy of Women’s Mafia founder Marcy Clark and The Hampton’s Concierge David Shapiro. We will be there for three full days of relaxation, fun in the sun, and, of course, parties. The plan, hang on the beach, visit the boutiques, and sneak into the La Perla Party tomorrow night. With our phones in hand, Daniel will be his usual Twitter Bug and update you on all that is The Hamptons!

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With the Hamptons season almost here, seems like all designers are trying to get their piece of the pie, DVF will open a store (May 1st) , and Carmen Marc Valvo has designed a line of plates, to be sold exclusively for QVC.

According to WWD, the designer has developed Carmen Marc Valvo Home, tableware, serving pieces and decorative items. Entering the category is a first for Valvo, who said he entertains frequently in the Hamptons and “really gets obsessive about the food, flowers and matching the napkins to the plates.”