VS Angel Goes with God, Ellen Dances on Moms’ Anti-Gay Pedestal and Kanye Returns to Paris

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Joan Rivers has had 739 plastic surgery procedures — meanwhile, Ground Zero has seen less construction. [Buzzfeed]

- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]

- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]

‘The Help’ Takes Home Top Prizes at the 2012 SAG Awards

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

You know what Viola Davis‘ Screen Actors Guild Award says, “I beat Meryl.” The divine Ms. Davis won the Best Actress trophy last night, over fellow acting heavyweights Michelle Williams, Tilda Swinton, Glenn Close and of course Meryl Fucking Streep. Viola’s co-star in The Help, Octavia Spencer, continued her victory lap over the course of awards season with another Best Supporting Actress win, while the 1960s civil rights drama beat out Oscar front-runner The Artist for the Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture award, the equivalent of Best Picture. The Artist‘s Jean Dujardin, however, triumphed over bona fide A-listers George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio to win the Best Actor prize and Captain Von Trapp himself, Best Supporting Actor winner Christopher Plummer, is all but guaranteed an Oscar for his role in The Beginners. The Oscars are still four weeks away and while this awards year has been a bit of a snooze, the race is shaping up to be anyone’s game. Full list of 2012 SAG Award winners after the jump!

MOMENTS OF STLYE: Mickey Rourke

Edited by Corey Moran

At least someone represented fashionable men across the world last night. Mickey Rourke looked bad ass in his all white Jean Paul Gaultier suit. Of the hundreds of men there last night he was by far the best dressed. He was the only one who decided to take a risk on his outfit, and my God it worked. Rourke is back kids!

Image: Just Jared

Boring Boring Boring At The Oscars

Edited by Corey Moran

To be 100% honest, I do indeed understand the importance, and the formality, that comes along with The Oscars, but show some style guys. I made the mistake of actually sitting through all four hours of the program last night, and judging by the red carpet appearances I should have known it was going to suck. Why in all hell does everyone have to be so boring on the red carpet? The world’s biggest actors showed a true lack of creativity last night. Zac Efron, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson and Emile Hirsch (to name a few) all wore black on black suits, which is why none of them got an award. Are people so scared to break the stigma of a black suit on the red carpet? I’m embarrassed for men around the world who have to be compared to these clowns on a daily basis. I know it’s a recession, but show some balls Hollywood!!!

Gallery: Boring Boring Boring At The Oscars

Images courtesy of: Just Jared

ANTI TREND: Mermaid

Edited by Rebecca Alexander

Did anyone notice the abundance of mermaid style gowns on the red carpet last night? The worst, by far, is Beyonce’s. And white mermaid just looks like a wedding dress…

What do you guys think? Mermaid: do or don’t

LINKAGE: Jezebel

Hugh Jackman’s Killer Oscar Opening

Edited by Saynt

Hugh Jackman dominated the opening with a little surprise song and dance from Anne Hathaway, the Craigslist Dancers and low budget props. Joy to the recession.