At least someone represented fashionable men across the world last night. Mickey Rourke looked bad ass in his all white Jean Paul Gaultier suit. Of the hundreds of men there last night he was by far the best dressed. He was the only one who decided to take a risk on his outfit, and my God it worked. Rourke is back kids!

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To be 100% honest, I do indeed understand the importance, and the formality, that comes along with The Oscars, but show some style guys. I made the mistake of actually sitting through all four hours of the program last night, and judging by the red carpet appearances I should have known it was going to suck. Why in all hell does everyone have to be so boring on the red carpet? The world’s biggest actors showed a true lack of creativity last night. Zac Efron, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson and Emile Hirsch (to name a few) all wore black on black suits, which is why none of them got an award. Are people so scared to break the stigma of a black suit on the red carpet? I’m embarrassed for men around the world who have to be compared to these clowns on a daily basis. I know it’s a recession, but show some balls Hollywood!!!

Gallery: Boring Boring Boring At The Oscars

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Did anyone notice the abundance of mermaid style gowns on the red carpet last night? The worst, by far, is Beyonce’s. And white mermaid just looks like a wedding dress…

What do you guys think? Mermaid: do or don’t

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Hugh Jackman dominated the opening with a little surprise song and dance from Anne Hathaway, the Craigslist Dancers and low budget props. Joy to the recession.