- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]

- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]

- Ellen DeGeneres took the moral high road in responding to the One Million Moms group that wanted JC Penney to dump her for being a big ole lez. I, however will continue skipping merrily along on the low road by saying, “Suck on that, trash.” [EW]

- Christian Siriano may have been denied membership to the CFDA, but he’s “fine” with not being “a Wang or a Wu” as long as he has wads of cash to wipe his tears. [NYT]

- Kanye West is showing his sophomore collection on March 6 at 9:30 pm during Paris Fashion Week. Anna Wintour is expected to leave at 9:31. [WWD]

- Hey, Linds, your tit’s out. Oh, nevermind, you’re with Terry Richardson. Carry on. [Terry's Diary]

Film

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

The Help

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

Jean Dujardin, The Artist

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

Viola Davis, The Help

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

Christopher Plummer, The Beginners

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

Octavia Spencer, The Help

Television

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

Boardwalk Empire

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

Modern Family

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series

Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

Betty White, Hot in Cleveland

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce

Stunts

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series

Game of Thrones

At least someone represented fashionable men across the world last night. Mickey Rourke looked bad ass in his all white Jean Paul Gaultier suit. Of the hundreds of men there last night he was by far the best dressed. He was the only one who decided to take a risk on his outfit, and my God it worked. Rourke is back kids!

Image: Just Jared

To be 100% honest, I do indeed understand the importance, and the formality, that comes along with The Oscars, but show some style guys. I made the mistake of actually sitting through all four hours of the program last night, and judging by the red carpet appearances I should have known it was going to suck. Why in all hell does everyone have to be so boring on the red carpet? The world’s biggest actors showed a true lack of creativity last night. Zac Efron, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson and Emile Hirsch (to name a few) all wore black on black suits, which is why none of them got an award. Are people so scared to break the stigma of a black suit on the red carpet? I’m embarrassed for men around the world who have to be compared to these clowns on a daily basis. I know it’s a recession, but show some balls Hollywood!!!

Gallery: Boring Boring Boring At The Oscars

Images courtesy of: Just Jared

Did anyone notice the abundance of mermaid style gowns on the red carpet last night? The worst, by far, is Beyonce’s. And white mermaid just looks like a wedding dress…

What do you guys think? Mermaid: do or don’t

LINKAGE: Jezebel

Hugh Jackman dominated the opening with a little surprise song and dance from Anne Hathaway, the Craigslist Dancers and low budget props. Joy to the recession.