Cutie pie Mila Kunis looks hot in the latest spread for Details (Tom Brady is the cover boy).

So this dude, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson’s ex, or wait, he’s Gisele’s husband…I don’t know, can’t tell the difference, is on the cover of Details not talking about ‘wife swapping,’ guess that’s supposed to be funny. Hope the editors of the mag realize that his hands are the same size as his head (by the way, are butt chins cool theses days? cuz it’s super unattractive), oh how I love photoshop mistakes!

More pics on Just Jared

Gisele poses above the New York City skyline on the Plaza hotel’s Royal Terrace Suite balcony.

“He’s got a pure heart,” Gisele says of her new husband, Tom Brady. “That’s all that matters.”

LINKAGE: Vanity Fair May 2009 : Gisele Bündchen by Mario Testino

Brazilian beauty, and most beautiful women on earth, Gisele Bundchen lands the April 2009 cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A bit of the interview here:

On how she’s ready to start a family: “I want to have a big family. My parents have been together for 36 years, and that is what I want.” She goes on to say: “I love kids. It’s amazing that I have the opportunity to hang out with my stepson all the time.”

On what she loves most about her new husband: “Tom is a good guy. He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.”

On life five to six years ago: “I was drinking a lot of red wine, smoking a pack and a half of cigarettes a day, and eating cheeseburgers all day. I was treating my body, which is my temple and my best friend, as my worst enemy. I was almost punishing myself. I was so tired. I was working so much, and I was numb.”

For more of Gisele’s interview, visit HarpersBazaar.com. The issue hits stands on March 24th.

LINKAGE: Just Jared

Gisele and Senor Looks Bad With Slicked Hair just got married in Malibu. One hour after he found out she was pregnant. Two hours later he ditched her ass and started shacking up with [insert random name of anyone else who isn't pregnant here].  Three hours later Gisele and Brigitte Monahan signing on with E! for a new reality series called “Brady’s Bastards”.   Look for it to air right after “Sunset Tan” on Monday nights.

LINKAGE: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Get Married

Our congrats go out to the happy couple, who, allegedly, finally got engaged. Rumor has it he popped the question over the weekend.

I’m more interested in who’s gonna design the gown…

The Huffington Post is reporting that Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on Christmas Eve.

I totally forgot about those guys! But don’t you want to see them have a baby-off with Brangelina?

No details yet on a wedding date, but it’ll probably be the best-looking and tallest wedding in recent history.

NBDB tastefully lists all the people a celebrity has slept with. I wish this was a Facebook plug-in.

According to this list Stetson man Tom Brady might want to consider taking a trip to the free clinic now that he’s bedding Leonardo DiCaprio ex, Gisele Bundchen.  That meat sticks been in more questionable snatches than a rich John with a sex addiction.

Leo’s list of conquests include…

Girlfriend: Cecilia Garcia (classmate, dated in high school)
Girlfriend: Juliette Lewis (actress, dated in 1993)
Girlfriend: Kristen Zang (model, dated 1996-97)
Girlfriend: Vanessa Hayden (model, dated in 1998)
Girlfriend: Kidada Jones (model, daughter of Quincy Jones, reportedly dated in 1998)
Girlfriend: Demi Moore (rumored together in 1998, and again in 2002)
Girlfriend: Gisele Bundchen (supermodel, dated early 2000s)
Girlfriend: Bar Refaeli (Israeli model)
Slept with: Bobbie Brown, Emma Bunton, Karen Butler (disputed), Naomi Campbell,
Slept with: Mariah Carey, Helena Christensen, Linnea Dietrichson, Carmen Electra,
Slept with: Sara Foster, Vanessa Haydon, Bridget Hall, Natasha Henstridge
Slept with: Eva Herzigova (causing her divorce), Paris Hilton, Kendra Jade,
Slept with: Juliette Lewis, Kate Moss, Carla Paneka, Bijou Phillips, Alicia Silverstone,
Slept with: Alyssa Sourovoya, Amber Valetta, …

Total: 28

Leo spent some quality time with Naomi Campbell who slept with…

Boyfriend: Mohammad Al-Habtoor (Arab shiek), Prince Albert II (prince)
Boyfriend: Andre Balazs (owner of Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, dated 2004-07)
Boyfriend: Flavio Briatore (Renault and Benneton race car proprietor)
Boyfriend: Eric Clapton (rock’n'roller)
Boyfriend: Adam Clayton (U2 bassist, broken engagement 1990s)
Boyfriend: Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs (rapper)
Boyfriend: Joaquín Cortés (Spanish flamenco dancer)
Boyfriend: Robert De Niro (actor), Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
Boyfriend: Pedro Diniz (Brazilian race car driver)
Boyfriend: Joseph Fiennes (actor), Robert Goode (nightclub owner)
Boyfriend: Badr Jafar (Dubai-based millionaire playboy)
Boyfriend: Guy Laliberté (founder of Cirque du Soleil)
Boyfriend: Tommy Lee (Mötley Crüe), Sérgio Marone (Brazilian actor)
Boyfriend: Matteo Marzotto (heir to Marzotto S.p.A fortune)
Boyfriend: Eddie Murphy (actor), Luca Orlandini (Italian actor)
Boyfriend: Enrique Palacio (Spanish model), Sylvester Stallone (actor)
Boyfriend: Mike Tyson (boxer), Usher (singer)
Boyfriend: Robbie Williams (singer)

Total: 24

He also bedded Cocaine Kate who also bedded …

Boyfriend: Johnny Depp (dated 1994-98)
Boyfriend: Jefferson Hack (publisher of Dazed & Confused, dated 2004, 1 child)
Boyfriend: Daniel Craig (actor, dated four months in 2004)
Boyfriend: Pete Doherty (musician, The Libertines, dated 2005)
Slept with: Jake Chapman (artist)
Slept with: Billy Zane (actor)
Slept with: Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
Slept with: Evan Dando (musician)
Slept with: Mario Sorrenti (photographer)
Slept with: Antony Langdon (musician, Spacehog)
Slept with: Jesse Wood (son of Ron Wood)

Total: 9

Finally ending with Gisele Bundchen whose list includes

Boyfriend: Josh Hartnett (actor, ex)
Boyfriend: Leonardo DiCaprio (actor; dated early 2000s, ex)
Boyfriend: Tom Brady (NFL player, together since 2007)

Which theoretically suggests that Tom Brady, by means of two degrees of separation has slept with 62 men including Mike Tyson, Diddy, Pete Doherty, Robert Deniro, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Tommy Lee and Eddie Murphy, ill.  On a plus side he’s slept also slept with Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell so that’s a plus, sort of. On second thought, I really don’t wish there was a way to track failed love connections on Facebook. I don’t think I’d be too happy with the cold hard numbers.