Heckled by raucous Giants fans on her way out of the stadium, Gisele was videotaped saying, “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” And this — understandably — did not sit well with Brady’s teammates, who felt the super violated the “code of brotherhood” by bashing her husband’s receivers.

According to TMZ, Tommy’s teammates are “disappointed” and feel betrayed by Gisele’s comments since as a team they not only win together, but they lose together. One source is quoted as saying, ”It’s like knocking someone when they are down.”

Well, sounds like it’s time Gisele bake an “I’m sorry” torta for the boys to mend any fences left totaled by her wifely concern. And if she delivered it in a bikini…wouldn’t hurt. #justsaying [TMZ]

- Stella McCartney has a new video for PETA that Cathy Horyn thinks is worth watching. Let me know, will ya. [NYT]

- Much like every diffusion line worth its salt, Jason Wu for Target sold out in, like, a day. [Racked]

- But this isn’t Target’s first time at the rodeo and the retailer is restocking their online shelves later this week. [InStyle]

- During the final three minutes of the Super Bowl there was an average of 10,000 tweets per second. That’s a lot of hashtalk. [TechCrunch]

- Vogue and Anna Wintour let Madonna have their logo free of charge for her half time show and as a result had the biggest bang for the smallest advertising buck of any of the big game’s blockbuster commercials. [WWD]

- Gisele can drop as many effing F-bombs as she effin’ likes since she’s the highest effing paid supermodel in the effing world. Dammit. [Modelinia]

- It’s no “The Boy Is Mine” but Brandy and Monica‘s new duet, “It All Belongs to Me,” is here. Sadly there’s no lyrical weave-snatching this time around. [Rap Up]

Rocking a black leather jacket, a printed scarf, beachy hair, and a quilted Chanel bag Gisele comforted her famous QB hubby but snapped when the couple was taunted by a few fans on the way out.  She whipped her beach-perfect hair around and snapped “My husband cannot fu*king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time” (which clearly referred to the key passes dropped by the Pats receivers in the 4th quarter).  You tell ‘em biatch.  Brady may not be going home with a ring, but he’s definitely still winning. [Photo]

1. Know the teams. Eli Manning and the New York Giants are squaring off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. New York and Boston are the two worst sports towns in America because both believe they have the best teams when in fact they just have the douchiest fans. Same thing, at the end of the day. But considering the last time the Giants and the Patriots faced off the former proved victorious, expect a lot of unnecessary vitriol.

Which brings us to tip #2…

Editor’s Note: If you have no idea about football, the teams playing this year are the Giants & The Patriots and their color scheme are virtually the same so don’t worry about making that faux pas.

Another Editor’s Note: GO GIANTS!

- Gisele and Tom Brady‘s new $20 million dollar house has a bridge adjoining its two wings — which Gisele will hopefully use as a runway. [Fashionista]

- You could head over to Elle for Nicki Minaj‘sbeauty secrets or cut out the middle man and ask any drag queen. [Elle]

- Fashion’s Night Out, the night that refuses to die, will take place on September 6 this year. [Styleite]

- It pays to have a supermodel in the family. Karlie Kloss gifted her sisters and her mom with Chanel bags for their birthdays. [The Cut]

- If there was any doubt, President Obama is the smoothest world leader around. The commander in chief did a little rendition of Al Green‘s “Let’s Stay Together” — and I’m pretty sure Nancy Pelosi tossed her granny panties on stage immediately afterwards. This is how you win an election, kids.

1. Tom Brady ($31 million) and Gisele Bündchen ($45 million) – $76 million

Gisele continues to wear the pants – and the flats — in this family though Tom would like you to know he does stuff too. What it is, I don’t know nor do I care to, despite it involving a ball and a group of very large men.

- I guess the Choo is on the other foot…. TowerBrook Capital, the company that owns Jimmy Choo – the shoe not the man — invited a shortlist of three investors and Jimmy Choo — the man not the shoe — was not among them. LVMH is a potential buyer for the brand which TowerBrook is expected to sell for about $653 to $817 million, more than twice what it paid for. I guess there won’t be an old Jimmy who lived in his Choo. Too much? [Elle UK]

- The first round of the CFDA’s Fashion & Friends for Japan auction has raised over $180,000 for relief efforts and now round two is up and running. Through charitybuzz.com, you can bid on, among other things: meeting Anna Wintour and attending a Vogue photoshoot, designing a custom PS1 bag with Jack and Lazaro and  a week-long stay at Diane Von Furstenberg‘s summer house. I love when Fashion opens up her big, glittery Chanel purse and dumps out goodwill into the world. [Fashionista]

- The sight of Anna Wintour in Easy Breezy Tennis Casual was at first jarring. Then my mind was officially blown when I learned that she was in $158 J. Brand boot-cut jeans. Not because they were $158 J. Brand jeans, but a boot cut! I recently dug up a pair of flairs that I may or may not have stolen from a fifteen-year-old girl and of course proclaimed that the boot-cut was back. Anna Wintour is totes copying me, you guys. [The Cut]

- Bikini Man-Waxing is becoming a trend among — I’m guessing since it’s now becoming a trend — among straight men since the gays have been hairless since the early 90s. Boy Brazilians for everyone! [Refinery29]

- Three paparazzi photographers are taking Gisele‘s bodyguards to court after they allegedly fired shots at them two years ago during the super’s wedding to football-playing-guy Tom Brady. Sounds like Gisele needs to hire bodyguards with better aim. [Huff Po]

- Condé Nast got swindled into paying $8 million to someone who was apparently in Deliverance. [Styleite]

- James Franco has retired from Twitter, leaving a noticeable dearth of kitten pictures and tirades against Bruce Villanch. I’d be happy to take up the latter cause. [EW]

- According to American Apparel‘s Chairman Dov Charney, the company is doing just fiiiiiine, thank you: “We have a variety of options. We could do a private placement of stock. Or we could use the resources we have. We do $10 million a week in sales.” However, $10 mil a week in sales didn’t keep the company from an $86.3 million net loss in 2010. I guess sheer bodystockings aren’t as popular as they used to be. [WWD]

Each QB was scored, 1-10 in the following categories:

Genetics, Personal Style (including hair), Overall Hunk Factor, Media Skills, Endorsements, Dealing with Controversy, Style of Play, Importance to Team, Excitement Factor, Leadership, Legal Woes and Jerk Quotient.

Tom Brady did well in Genetics (9.5) and Overall Hunk factor (9.25), but earned a 4.75 on Jerk Quotient. I guess I’m not the only one who remembers that Bridget Moynahan debacle.

Meanwhile, Michael Vick may have had a great season (so I’m told), but those dog fights certainly came back to bite him in the ass. He came in at #9 out of the 13 QBs, deterred by his (lack of) Endorsements (1.5), Legal Woes (8.5) and Jerk Quotient (7.75). However, he scored a perfect 10 for Excitement and despite everything he’s still pretty hunky (8.25).

Then there’s Peyton Manning who WWD considers an unattractive slob but who’s apparently a great player and an overall good guy. The chart in its entirety is below so you can see for yourself how your favorite quarterbacks measured up.

Now excuse me while I dip my Buffalo wings in my homemade laxative dip.

Link Love: WWD

Yuri Plesken joins in on the action adorned by Pat McGrath‘s dramatic face paint…and little else. How do we feel about this? And is it me or does the image on the right look a bit Marc Jacobs/Juergen Teller-y?

Still I love to see Gisele as Tom Brady sees her: wearing the pants.

Photo: MDC

Molly Sims

Sims got her start as a Victoria’s Secret runway model, but soon transitioned to a Sports Illustrated bikini babe and is best known as a Cover Girl model and for her peppy Old Navy ads. In 2009 Sims launched a line of jewelry, Grayce by Molly Sims, sold on graycebymollysims.com. It has taken off, and now sells through Henri Bendel and a handful of boutiques, including Scoop, Ron Herman and Matches London. Items in her new collection retail for between $135 and $795 (at full price). Sims also starred for five years on NBC’s Las Vegas, and has appeared in various big-screen titles.

Elizabeth Hurley

The former Estée Lauder model, now 45, launched a swimwear line, Elizabeth Hurley Beach, in 2005; it now includes tunics, sarongs, shorts and kids’ wear. In 2009 she began manufacturing food products with ingredients grown on her 400 acres in the Gloucestershire countryside. Elizabeth Hurley Food’s organic snack line is sold at London retailer Harrods. Hurley raises her own pigs, cows and sheep at her farm, and sells their shanks at butchers across Britain. She recently partnered with Prince Charles’ organic food company, Duchy Originals, though the new line has yet to hit stores.

Cindy Crawford

The original supermodel, now 42, known for her Clairol and Pepsi campaigns, among others, had a hugely successful line of workout videos. In 2005 she partnered with HM Richards on an eponymous line of home furniture, sold through retailers like Rooms to Go, Art Van and Raymour & Flanigan. She recently partnered with JCPenney to sell a home décor line and a mid-range jewelry collection, One Kiss. She also has a line of anti-aging skincare, Meaningful Beauty, and a branded shoe collection sold through European retailer Deichmann. Crawford still strikes a pose for the likes of Omega Watches and Russian department store TSUM.

Elle Macpherson

In 1990 Elle “The Body” Macpherson, best known for her record five Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition covers, teamed with Bendon Limited Apparel to create an eponymous line of intimate wear, now a global seller. The line, which includes maternity bras as well as lingerie, has been so successful that the bombshell now out-earns her best years as a supermodel, with an estimated yearly $10 million paycheck. Now 47, Macpherson also has a line of skincare, The Body, sold in Europe. MacPherson took over as the host of Britain’s Next Top Model, and also serves as executive producer.

Marissa Miller

The Victoria’s Secret Angel has also graced the cover of the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Fashion clients have included Marc Jacobs, Tommy Hilfiger, DirecTV and True Religion jeans. In 2008 she launched a shoe line with skateboarder/surfer-oriented company Vans. In 2009 Harley-Davidson made Miller, 32, its first ever brand face; a co-branded clothing line is in the works. This year she became a “First Mate” for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum (playing the captain’s sexy sidekick in a viral video and commercial) and an NFL spokeswoman. In 2010 she designed a women’s paddle-up board for Surftech; it comes in pink and purple and bears the model’s name.

Erin Wasson

Since 2002 this former Victoria’s Secret beauty has been the face of Maybelline in print and TV ads worldwide. In spring 2009 she dovetailed her love of surfing and fashion by launching a line of eponymous beach-inspired women’s apparel through skating and surfing lifestyle company RVCA. Wasson also partnered with Mouawad (Heidi Klum’s jewelry partner) to brand a collection of chain-inspired jewelry, LowLuv, now sold in dozens of boutiques in the U.S, Canada, Europe and Japan. She is also an investor in 100 Lafayette, a hip New York City dance club. She recently raised $12,000 in an hour for Best Friends animal sanctuary by selling her designer cast-offs.

Heidi Klum

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model turned Victoria’s Secret Angel hung up her wings in September 2010 after 13 years with the lingerie giant. But the gorgeous German, now 36, is busy as ever (evidenced by her $16 million take-home pay from June 2009 through June 2010). Stateside, Klum hosts the designer reality show Project Runway and, in her home country, Germany’s Next Top Model (Klum gets a cut of all her GNTM discoveries’ revenue.) The mother of four also hawks jewelry; an anti-aging skin care line, In an Instant; two maternity wear lines, Loved and Lavish; and gadgets on her website. In October she launched a line of fashionable sporty clothing, with New Balance, sold exclusively on Amazon.com.

Gisele Bundchen

This former Victoria’s Secret Angel and wife of NFL quarterback Tom Brady recently caused some controversy by saying that mothers should be legally required to breastfeed. The mostly highly paid model in the world, earning $25 million a year, has both high-fashion clients, like Balenciaga and Versace, and mass retail brands like H&M. Ipanema by Gisele, a line of sandals with Grendene, a Brazilian sandal maker, is available in 80 countries; her take from the 30 million pairs sold in 2009: about $8 million. Bündchen also owns a hotel, the Palladium Executive, in Brazil. Last year she founded Sejaa, an environmentally friendly skincare line.

(credit: Forbes)

Plus check out the shoot on video!

Vogue IT Dec 2010 : Gisele Bundchen by Steven Meisel

Word has it Tom Brady is trying to beat out Gisele Bundchen for the role of supermodel. It has been announced that the football player is going to be the new face of UGG. Apparently Mr. Brady was approached because “he’s always been a fan of the sheep-skinned boots.” Don’t get me wrong, I love my UGGs, especially during the winter, but it never occurred to me that Tom Brady had a pair of his own to love. Can’t wait to check out this ad campaign, should be very interesting.

LINK LOVE: Cocoperez

According to that pillar of journalistic integrity, the National Enquirer, Brady visited the offices of a Rhode Island hair transplant specialist on direct orders from his supermodel wife:

1. Hugh Jackman

This Father from Oz surely deserved his title of “Sexist Man of the Year” from People Magazine. He has two adopted kids, a boy and a girl,whom is always seen about town with.

2. Matthew Mcconaughey

Remember when Matthew was the hottest bachelor in the world who seldom wore a shirt?   Well it is still hard to find a picture with a shirt on him but his bachelor days were over when his long time girlfriend Carmila Alves gave birth to their 2 kids.

3. Ricky Martin

This Puerto Rican papi has recently come out as a homosexual and no one was really surprised. He has two twin boys from a surrogate mother.

4. Tom Brady

This DILF happens to be married to one of the hottest MILFs in the world, Gisele Bundchen. They have a kid together, and Brady has another from a previous girlfriend.

5. Gavin Rossdale

Mr. Gwen Stefani is quite attractive. He has his own career as a musician and actually is pretty good.

6. Ryan Phillippe

This single dad has been steaming up screens since the 90′s. After his relationship with actress Reese Witherspoon ended he still kept joint custody of his kids.

7. Usher

This dad makes us say OMG! (Sorry I had to.) Usher has two boys with his ex wife meaning that he is single.

8. Christopher Meloni

This Law and Order: SVU hunk has to be one of the oldest , but still sexiest on this list. I wonder how many people will stop watching after he leaves next season.

9. David Beckham

This is the 2nd list he’s been on this week so you know that means he has something going on.

10. President Obama

If you think power is hot than you must be creaming yourself over the ruler of the free world. I salute you commander in chief.

In the Fashion Indie offices, when we here the words “sex tape” we get giddy with excitement.  Since there has been a lack of them coming out recently, we took it upon ourselves to compile our favorite couples we would like to see “getting busy.” Everyone knows not every sex tape  is good to watch, that being said we decided to split the list up into ones you really want to see and ones just too creepy to not look at.

The Ones You Want To See:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady

She’s a Victoria Secret model and he is an hot Superbowl winning quarterback. (Who wouldn’t want to see these two hotties “doing the do”) These two are so hot I’m sure they’ve left a few hotel beds steaming. It might be harder for these two to film a sex tape now since they just welcomed a baby into the world but, after seeing Gisele’s post baby pictures it’s obvious she found a way to burn off the baby weight.

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone

I think I had something really witty to write until this picture left me  breathless. Designer Marc Jacobs and his partner Lorenzo Martone make for a very attractive couple. I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, bi, or asexual this would be a sex tape to be seen and viewed many times. We do actually like both these guys for their talents but they are some serious eye candy.

Heidi Klum and Seal

This couple really makes me smile. (Partly because I think of how adorable they look together, but mostly I wonder how they look like in the buff.) These two need to hop on the sex tape bandwagon ASAP because everyone is waiting. I just hope they make one when Heidi isn’t pregnant, which seems like she always is. (We’re not that kinky.)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Yes, another model and Victoria Secret Angel has made our list. (Maybe that’s her secret.) From the above picture you can tell that the public was so close to getting a glimpse of the two “knocking boots.” We hope that these two stay together for a while just so the opportunity of them having a sex tape released is still around. I feel like they would role play where he is the pirate looking for some booty. (Too much?)

Beyonce and Jay Z

Let’s be honest with ourselves, the main reason we want to see this is for the grand diva, Beyonce. After watching her new commercials for her fragrance “Heat,” I know I am left hot and bothered. These two have so much energy on stage that it would be interesting to see if they bring the same passion and intensity to the bedroom.

The Ones You Can’t Help  But Watch:

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Now we absolutely love these two (Honestly!), but if these guys made a sex tape I don’t know how good it would be.  They seem like the couple I would love to see about the town and at premieres, but never in bed. The only sex between these guys that I am interested in is the new Sex and the City 2 movie, especially after watching this trailer.

Karl Lagerfeld and Any Paid Escort

Everyone knows that Uncle Karl loves to hire escorts, in fact that why he made our is of top pervs. I shutter to think of any sex tape like this leaking out. I don’t doubt that it will be fashionable but I would need a barf bag near buy. (Maybe Chanel should invest in making some condoms with the famous “C’s” on them. (I’m sorry, I just threw up a little)

Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman

Honestly, it’s hard to come up with reasons that this sex tape would even be remotely good. I can see it now: Rachel just laying across the bed in nothing but a fur with at blackberry in hand while yelling at Roger cause his Versace banana hammock doesn’t match his socks. (Sorry for the mental picture) This sex tape is really for anyone who has a fetish for chicly dressed skeletons.

Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich

Obviously we know that these two are not an item, but they are butt buddies. In fact I don’t even think is is physically possible for these two to even have sex together, let alone make a sex tape. (Contrary to the title picture) We’ve already seen Pam flaunting her sexcapades on camera before, but if they ever did one together I’m am sure eyes would be pulled out.

Lady Gaga and Herself

This wouldn’t be a list without Lady Gaga. Now there’s no one that can make a sex tape with Gaga besides herself because honestly no one can compare with her. I would imagine her sex tape not to be sexy at all but look more like a fashion and pop orgasm. It would become an instant hit like “Two Girls One Cup” but with more McQueen.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady take baby Benjamin to Brazil.

LINK LOVE: US

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady has been trying to keep their baby Benjamin a secret. Of course, there are no secrets when you’re in the public spotlight. Brazilian gossip magazine Quem was the first to snap a shot of the mini model in the making.

LINK LOVE: http://madeinbrazil.typepad.com/madeinbrazil/2010/02/say-hello-to-benjamin.html

Mere weeks after birth of Benjamin Brady, mommy Gisele Bundchen is back in shape and back to work. Bundchen recently announced to People that she gave birth in the bathtub of her Beacon Hill penthouse as opposed to the more conventional hospital birth. Check out this exclusive, extremely spiritual video of Gisele’s water birth…baby looks like Tom, no?

Bundchen-Brady has been named Benjamin.

LINK LOVE: Just Jared

Sources tell People that Gisele Bündchen and husband Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy. Details of the birth and the baby’s name have not been disclosed.

Cutie pie Mila Kunis looks hot in the latest spread for Details (Tom Brady is the cover boy).

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So this dude, Tom Brady, Jessica Simpson’s ex, or wait, he’s Gisele’s husband…I don’t know, can’t tell the difference, is on the cover of Details not talking about ‘wife swapping,’ guess that’s supposed to be funny. Hope the editors of the mag realize that his hands are the same size as his head (by the way, are butt chins cool theses days? cuz it’s super unattractive), oh how I love photoshop mistakes!

More pics on Just Jared

Gisele poses above the New York City skyline on the Plaza hotel’s Royal Terrace Suite balcony.

“He’s got a pure heart,” Gisele says of her new husband, Tom Brady. “That’s all that matters.”

LINKAGE: Vanity Fair May 2009 : Gisele Bündchen by Mario Testino

Brazilian beauty, and most beautiful women on earth, Gisele Bundchen lands the April 2009 cover of Harper’s Bazaar. A bit of the interview here:

On how she’s ready to start a family: “I want to have a big family. My parents have been together for 36 years, and that is what I want.” She goes on to say: “I love kids. It’s amazing that I have the opportunity to hang out with my stepson all the time.”

On what she loves most about her new husband: “Tom is a good guy. He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.”

On life five to six years ago: “I was drinking a lot of red wine, smoking a pack and a half of cigarettes a day, and eating cheeseburgers all day. I was treating my body, which is my temple and my best friend, as my worst enemy. I was almost punishing myself. I was so tired. I was working so much, and I was numb.”

For more of Gisele’s interview, visit HarpersBazaar.com. The issue hits stands on March 24th.

LINKAGE: Just Jared

Gisele and Senor Looks Bad With Slicked Hair just got married in Malibu. One hour after he found out she was pregnant. Two hours later he ditched her ass and started shacking up with [insert random name of anyone else who isn't pregnant here].  Three hours later Gisele and Brigitte Monahan signing on with E! for a new reality series called “Brady’s Bastards”.   Look for it to air right after “Sunset Tan” on Monday nights.

LINKAGE: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Get Married

Our congrats go out to the happy couple, who, allegedly, finally got engaged. Rumor has it he popped the question over the weekend.

I’m more interested in who’s gonna design the gown…

The Huffington Post is reporting that Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on Christmas Eve.

I totally forgot about those guys! But don’t you want to see them have a baby-off with Brangelina?

No details yet on a wedding date, but it’ll probably be the best-looking and tallest wedding in recent history.

According to this list Stetson man Tom Brady might want to consider taking a trip to the free clinic now that he’s bedding Leonardo DiCaprio ex, Gisele Bundchen.  That meat sticks been in more questionable snatches than a rich John with a sex addiction.

Leo’s list of conquests include…

Girlfriend: Cecilia Garcia (classmate, dated in high school)
Girlfriend: Juliette Lewis (actress, dated in 1993)
Girlfriend: Kristen Zang (model, dated 1996-97)
Girlfriend: Vanessa Hayden (model, dated in 1998)
Girlfriend: Kidada Jones (model, daughter of Quincy Jones, reportedly dated in 1998)
Girlfriend: Demi Moore (rumored together in 1998, and again in 2002)
Girlfriend: Gisele Bundchen (supermodel, dated early 2000s)
Girlfriend: Bar Refaeli (Israeli model)
Slept with: Bobbie Brown, Emma Bunton, Karen Butler (disputed), Naomi Campbell,
Slept with: Mariah Carey, Helena Christensen, Linnea Dietrichson, Carmen Electra,
Slept with: Sara Foster, Vanessa Haydon, Bridget Hall, Natasha Henstridge
Slept with: Eva Herzigova (causing her divorce), Paris Hilton, Kendra Jade,
Slept with: Juliette Lewis, Kate Moss, Carla Paneka, Bijou Phillips, Alicia Silverstone,
Slept with: Alyssa Sourovoya, Amber Valetta, …

Total: 28

Leo spent some quality time with Naomi Campbell who slept with…

Boyfriend: Mohammad Al-Habtoor (Arab shiek), Prince Albert II (prince)
Boyfriend: Andre Balazs (owner of Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, dated 2004-07)
Boyfriend: Flavio Briatore (Renault and Benneton race car proprietor)
Boyfriend: Eric Clapton (rock’n'roller)
Boyfriend: Adam Clayton (U2 bassist, broken engagement 1990s)
Boyfriend: Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs (rapper)
Boyfriend: Joaquín Cortés (Spanish flamenco dancer)
Boyfriend: Robert De Niro (actor), Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
Boyfriend: Pedro Diniz (Brazilian race car driver)
Boyfriend: Joseph Fiennes (actor), Robert Goode (nightclub owner)
Boyfriend: Badr Jafar (Dubai-based millionaire playboy)
Boyfriend: Guy Laliberté (founder of Cirque du Soleil)
Boyfriend: Tommy Lee (Mötley Crüe), Sérgio Marone (Brazilian actor)
Boyfriend: Matteo Marzotto (heir to Marzotto S.p.A fortune)
Boyfriend: Eddie Murphy (actor), Luca Orlandini (Italian actor)
Boyfriend: Enrique Palacio (Spanish model), Sylvester Stallone (actor)
Boyfriend: Mike Tyson (boxer), Usher (singer)
Boyfriend: Robbie Williams (singer)

Total: 24

He also bedded Cocaine Kate who also bedded …

Boyfriend: Johnny Depp (dated 1994-98)
Boyfriend: Jefferson Hack (publisher of Dazed & Confused, dated 2004, 1 child)
Boyfriend: Daniel Craig (actor, dated four months in 2004)
Boyfriend: Pete Doherty (musician, The Libertines, dated 2005)
Slept with: Jake Chapman (artist)
Slept with: Billy Zane (actor)
Slept with: Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
Slept with: Evan Dando (musician)
Slept with: Mario Sorrenti (photographer)
Slept with: Antony Langdon (musician, Spacehog)
Slept with: Jesse Wood (son of Ron Wood)

Total: 9

Finally ending with Gisele Bundchen whose list includes

Boyfriend: Josh Hartnett (actor, ex)
Boyfriend: Leonardo DiCaprio (actor; dated early 2000s, ex)
Boyfriend: Tom Brady (NFL player, together since 2007)

Which theoretically suggests that Tom Brady, by means of two degrees of separation has slept with 62 men including Mike Tyson, Diddy, Pete Doherty, Robert Deniro, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Tommy Lee and Eddie Murphy, ill.  On a plus side he’s slept also slept with Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell so that’s a plus, sort of. On second thought, I really don’t wish there was a way to track failed love connections on Facebook. I don’t think I’d be too happy with the cold hard numbers.