- Catered gourmet hot chocolate from Serendipity3

- Catered gourmet candy from Jacques Torres

- You would think that this ticket would get you the entire rink to yourself, but Suri and dad did decide to skate with all the “regular folk” while Katie watched from the side of the rink.

Even we thought it was an exaggeration that Suri Cruise was getting $130,000 worth of Christmas presents but after this first gift of blowing your average ice skating trip out the water, we realize that TomKat is not effing around.

(Photos: PopSugar)

Topping the list, she asked for what every little girl usually wants: gowns & accessories that make her look like a fairy princess, real diamond earrings, and a pony.  We’re sure Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise  are going to give their little fashionista everything she desires, so off to Cartier, Oscar de la Renta, and the Friesian farm they go! [Source]

Can you describe BabeWalker.com in 3 words?

No, can you? That was 3 words, right?

What do you think of all the other twitter handles that try to have similar style to yours (i.e. nycgrlproblems)

I mean, am I a visionary? Maybe. A revolutionary? It’s been said before. The truth is I hate it when anyone copies me, but the fact that all these other accounts are out there is very flattering and cute.

Fill us in on your book White Girl Problems: your memoir, that comes out in stores on January 31,2012?

I was nearing the end of a 28-day rehabilitation program for a shopping addiction and I’d come to a crossroads in my life. Nobody was appreciating me/my struggles, so I decided to take a bunch of Adderall and write down all my grievances with the world. I wrote 250 pages in 48 hours. These stories later became my memoir.

“I think the big next wave will be wearable technologies. Your phone will be your true PC, and these technologies will act as your mouse and keyboard. You’ll have a high-fashion bracelet that will perform functions for you—it’ll track your health, your movement, your sleep, your activity—and by wearing a couple of rings, you’ll be able to type in the air or take pictures with your fingers. There’ll be a device that will track your eye movement, whether it’s an earpiece with a camera or a necklace that can project and record. That Tom Cruise movie, Minority Report, got a lot of it right from what I’ve seen.”

-Ashton Kutcher to Details

Everyone and their post-partum depressed mother hovered on down to Chicago’s United Center for the filming of Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular — her two penultimate shows before the Apocalypse finale May 25th.

Oprah, through forced laughter: "Who the hell let you in here?"

Tom Hanks, noted maniac Tom Cruise, noted maniac Madonna, Dakota Fanning, Halle Berry, noted coma victim Katie Holmes, scissor sisters Queen Latifah and Rosie O’Donnell, the Pinkett-Smiths and BFFs Gayle King and Maria Shriver — who had a brave face put on for her last minute as her husband had just admitted that in addition to iron he was pumping the help — all showed up to “surprise” and pay tribute to their queen.

Sidebar: Oprah is omniscient, like all deities, so there was no pulling the wool over those bag-ridden eyes.

Madonna: "I can barely get my arms around you!"/ Oprah: "Keep trying."

Surprise performers included Beyoncé (who had to perform “Run the World (Girls)” twice at the behest of producers), Patti LaBelle and Josh Groban (“Over the Rainbow”), Stevie Wonder and Jamie Foxx (“Isn’t She Lovely,” and Stevie even wrote a new song for Oprah that will no doubt be adopted as our national anthem), as well as Kristin Chenoweth, Alicia Keys, Usher and another queen in her own right, Aretha Franklin, who took everyone to church with “Amazing Grace.”

Simon Cowell, openly bored.

Someone even let Stedman out of his cage to make a little speech!

And of course what tribute to Oprah would be complete without national treasure and global renaissance woman Dr. Maya Angelou? The 83-year-old offered up a poem to honor O. Luckily a box of tissues was on hand for each audience member, tucked knowingly under their seats.

Oprah clearly doesn’t fuck around and considering these were her second and third-to-last shows, I can only imagine what the final episode will  be: disaster.

Link Love: Us Weekly / Photos: Socialite Life

Speaking with the New York Times, Gan said of Gaga:

“She’s got a lot to say. She’s got her own very personal, very special viewpoint that comes from a well-informed place. She is almost Vreeland-esque in her analysis and critique of fashion.”

Diana Vreeland was Vogue‘s editor in chief from 1963-1971 and is more or less responsible for the caped magnificence that is André Leon Talley.

So what does Gaga have to say? Well, in 1,445 words — that apparently did not require a lot of editing — the Lady basically wants to let you know that she knows her shit:

“I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, beadwork or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it first, what French painter they stole it from, how many designers reinvented it after them and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death and resurrection of that particular trend.”

She’s like fashion’s Rain Man, which I guess would make Nicola Formichetti her Tom Cruise…? [NYT]

-Literally, someone pull the Royal Wedding hypodermic needle from the vein that is my daily life or I’m going to land face down in my own vomit. Between puzzles, comic books and now a Lego re-enactment featuring little Lego paparazzi (I’d suggest a Lego Lindsay snorting some Lego cocaine and driving a Lego SUV into them), the Royal Wedding’s been cheapened so much they’re taking out ad space on Kate Middleton’s dress. The bustier is brought to you by Hooters. [The Cut]

- Nutella is releasing a limited edition jar celebrating 150 year of Italian Unity…yeah, I don’t really care about this story I just really like Nutella. And really miss eating.  Le sigh. Well! Time for another Mexican diet pill. [DesignScene]

- With the End of Days getting an early start, TV news is struggling to keep up: “We’ve already had a year’s worth of breaking news coverage, and it’s not even the end of March.” The Apocalypse will be tweeted. [Jezebel]

- Vanity Fair‘s cover featuring a shirtless Rob Lowe (because it’s 1985) seems to not-so-subtly to tell us something: “Rob Lowe Confesses: Running Wild with Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Matt Dillon and the Night He Shared a Bed with Tom Cruise.” Rob Lowe likes ‘em cray-cray. [Image Amplified]

- Come April 6th, Miu Miu is getting its very own e-store. This will be the brand’s largest boutique in the world and will offer its full collections meaning you can shop from the comfort of your own home: sitting back in your silk kimono, sipping a dirty martini and smoking from a hilariously long gilded cigarette holder and chuckling at the suckers running around Barneys. [WWD]

Efron was apparently seen canoodling with a “buff young man” at some NBA bash at L.A.’s W Hotel on February 18th, within view of “ex-girlfriend,” Vanessa Hudgens.

According to the “eyewitness”:

“I was shocked at how relaxed and open Zac was with this guy. He walked around talking to him, smiling and holding his hand right in front of everyone, including Vanessa. People were wondering if maybe it was a stunt to make Vanessa jealous….”

Yeah, something tells me Vanessa is used to it by now. Meanwhile, do people [read: the gays] still hold hands? Adorable!

Link Love: Socialite Life

Katie is the perfect fit for Ann Taylor. She embodies the sophisticated, minimalist style at the core of Ann Taylor style.

Here’s hoping Cruise unleashes Katie long enough to snap a few photos. The 32-year-old actress still looks great!

The Aussie Oscar-winner tells Hello! magazine:

“They live with Tom, which was their choice. I’d love them to live with us, but what can you do?”

Not a thing, Nicki.

Kids will do what they want to do, especially when forced by their doting daddy to wear electronic tracking collars and refer to Nicole, particularly to her face, as “That Emotionless Bean-Pole.”

Ah, the joys of motherhood.

Photo: Daily Mail /LINK LOVE: Us Magazine

“Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know [he's gay] and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss.”

She CC’d that comment to Tom Cruise, Jodie Foster and the entire cast of Entourage.

LINK LOVE: Gawker

Now this isn’t so much what Britney would look like if she was from the Midwest so much as what Britney will look like in five years. Hair looks good, girl!

How fitting, Sarah Jessica Parker next to a horse. I love the bridle she’s wearing though. Chanel?

After a long day at the secretarial pool, Jennifer Aniston (who actually would be married in Bizarro Midwestern Land) drops by the DQ for a qucik dinner of ice cream and salty tears.

David Beckham‘s dreams of soccer stardom just didn’t pan out after knocking up Victoria in high school. He settled down, working for Vick’s pop’s insurance company and has several mistresses, like this lamb:

Town skank, Tara Reid. Victoria’s seen her in the parking lot of the A&P and has more than once tried to run her down in her Chevy minivan.

Nicole Kidman is currently serving twenty years in jail for murdering her husband whom she claimed was a “latent homosexual.”

No, not this one. John Travolta is still alive and kicking after his third triple bypass and second double chin-ectomy.

Ah, yes, poor Tom Cruise. He came to a grizzly end when Kidman used a hot waffle iron to make grilled cheese with his face. Then ate it.

On a happier note, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are doing just fine. They have twelve kids, and Anthony is 85% sure that at least half of them are his.

After years of living the single life, Ashlee Simpson finally managed to settle down.

She found an unlikely soul mate in Cameron Diaz, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Cam may not be the sharpest stiletto on the shoe tree, but Ashlee says she more than makes up for it in the boudoir.

Wild stallion and all-round bad ass, Johnny Depp, can usually be found riding his hog, shooting beer cans or gearing up for a good ole-fashioned lynchin’ with the boys.

As you can see, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are still quite the fashion plates. They even made these dresses! Not that you could tell. Ashley made hers from six discarded king size bed sheets. And MK wrapped a towel around her then tied it with electrical tape. Brilliant.

Paris Hilton, unfortunately lost her mind back in the fifth grade when she started showing up to class without any panties, speaking in a strange baby’s voice and claiming to have invented the phrase “That’s hot.” She’s in a mental hospital where she’s especially popular with some of the…more masculine girls.

Pam Anderson has done well for herself. A successful office manager at a funeral home, she gets all the embalming fluid she likes, which she then uses for throwing homestyle Botox parties.

Eyes were raised in town when Michael Douglas showed up with this young chippy on his arm, Catherine Zeta-Jones. But it turns out they’re just father and daughter who have an incestuous relationship. And that’s old hat. For a second, people thought she might have been Mexican or a Jew. Imagine?

A former Ms. Pine-Sol, Gwen Stefani still has her looks, even if she’s keeping them in her hair and cleavage. But she learned that “a woman’s beauty is the only thing she has or ever will have and once that’s gone, she might as well down a bottle of Ajax and wait for Jesus to come and take her back to Heaven in his divine pick-up truck.” Words of wisdom from her mama:

Sharon Stone. 80 years old and doesn’t look a day over 69.

1. Eric Northman (True Blood)

He’s the epitome of the badass vampire. Ruthless, powerful, and sexy are three of the things that comes to mind when describing this True Blood villain. He was sort of sexy in the first season, but as soon as he chopped of his long lock, his appearance  sky rocketed.  With those looks he wouldn’t have to “glamor” anyone to have his way with them

2. Bill Compton (True Blood)

Bill is definitely the polar opposite of Eric. He is the vampire with the biggest heart even though he technically doesn’t have a working one. It is not hard to fall in love with him. I mean the way he says “Sookie” is enough to make anyone swoon.

3. Angel (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

Angel seemed like the perfect boyfriend except for the fact he was a bloodsucking killer who’s  face get disfigured when he went beastly. His looks were good enough to get his own short-lived spinoff.

4. Spike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

I like to call spike the Billy Idol of all vampires. He’s slick, manipulative, and that accent never hurt. No wonder Buffy kept going back for more.

5. Hannibal King (Blade Trinity)

I don’t believe many people paid the 10 bucks to see Blade Trinity, but if you did you were treated to the amazing Ryan Renolds as a vampire who kicked other vampires asses. You might want to rent it and just watch it on mute.

6. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview With A Vampire)

Him and Brad Pitt. Yes Please!

7. David (The Lost Boys)

Two words to describe this character: Dangerous & Hot. Actually that is the same way I would describe Kiefer in real life.

8. Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)

Not a huge fan of this show, but surely a huge fan of this picture.

9. Emmet Cullen (Twilight Saga)

I’ve never wanted to watch or read anything Twilight related, but the list would surely be lacking if I didn’t mention Kellan Lutz.

10. Count Chocula

Probably the most tasty vampire on the list.

Katie Holmes was spotted in London wearing a look from her collection, Holmes & Yang. She accompanied hubby Tom Cruise to the National Movie Awards wearing a plunging neckline connected to an optical illusion inducing dress. Last time we spotted her in the collection she started with her stylist, she was at the Tropic Thunder premiere. Photo after jump.

LINK LOVE:Katie Holmes Reminds the World She Designs Her Own Clothes

We haven’t seen Tom Cruise do anything in a while, especially not in fashion. But here he is looking spiffy in a spread by celebrity photog Tony Duran.

LINK LOVE: YVY

Katie Holmes is considering getting a tattoo in honor of her hubby, after being inspired by Victoria Beckham’s decision to get inked for her ten-year anniversary to David Beckham. Cuz love is never enough!

LINK LOVE:  The Cut

So in between brainwashing his wife and daughter into believing in aliens, Tom still makes time to make movies! WTF?

Growing up in the 90′s, travelling the world, I witnessed the great influence of American Pop Culture wherever I go, Tom Cruise’s 1986 TOP GUN poster stapled on a barber shop in Boystown, Pattaya-Thailand, Brad Pitt’s 1994 Legends of the Fall poster in a “mostly censored” movie rentals in Al Khobar-Saudi Arabia, Leonardo Dicaprio’s life-size cardboard cutout in the streets of Lan Kwai Fong-Hong Kong, Jason Priestley and Luke Perry’s of Beverly Hills 90210 in the 1990′s all over the notebook covers of teenage girls (and boys) in my highschool in Manila, I have to confess I bought my first Tiger Beat with River Phoenix cover to wrap my Calculus Textbook (to get me through my most boring class ever).

James Dean
(February 1931 – September 1955)

In an “fun experiment” by Irina Aleksander on her article “The New Male Beauty” (June 23, 2009) for The New York Observer. She suggested that the latest “It boys”sort of look alike– High School Musical’s Zac Efron, Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford, Star Trek’s Chris Pine, Hairspray’s James Marsden, Fantastic Four’s Chris Evans and the list goes on, and she calls it the NEW MALE BEAUTY: those wide-set eyes, the narrow nose that flares up at the tip just so, the childish puffy cheeks and the not-too-rugged jaw lines, topped with carefully placed strands of layered hair. (http://www.observer.com/2009/style/new-male-beauty)

Although I agree with her that this twenty-something James Dean doppelgänger’s has been dominating the box office and prime time tv this decade, whats new? Since James Dean starred in Rebel Without a Cause (1955), he’s reincarnation’s in the “Male Beauties” of the 60′s (Warren Beatty), 80′s (Tom Cruise), 90′s (Leonardo Dicaprio) has always been prominent. The 2000′s Young Hollywood cannot deny the fact that “another swoopy-haired, pretty-faced actor dominating the box office” has started in the 50′s. Although I was born in the 80′s and Tom Cruise was the king, I acknowledge the fact that on my list of top 10 Male beauties of all time, it’s a not a Mr. Pattinson or a Mr. Efron topping my list- its the original, Mr. Dean.

River Phoenix
(August 1970 – October 1993)

The American film actor who starred in Gus Van Sant’s 1991 Semi-documentary footage of Seattle street hustling “My Own Private Idaho” is one of the reason I fell in love with american filmmaking, not only its sexiest Homosexual road movie ever made, its casted perfectly with beautiful talented stars all at the top of their respective games. The film’s success solidified Phoenix’s image as an edgy actor with leading man potential, without even trying, he is the most authentic reincarnation of James Dean’s beauty and talent in the 90′s.

Brad Pitt
(December 1963)

Yes, its not a surprise Mr. Pitt’s in the list, has been cited as one of the world’s most sexiest men over and over again in some top 10 list all over the world. But I can’t help but put him in this one, because am only human. Most of my favorite movies of all time are starred by Brad Pitt, and three of the sexiest and most beautiful characters that the silverscreen ever produced he had played – J.D., the cowboy hitchhiker who seduces Geena Davis’s character in the 1991 road movie “Thelma & Louise”, as Louis de Pointe du Lac in “Interview with the Vampire” (1994) – the most referenced vampire of this decades’ teen vampires and Tristan Ludlow in the 1994 drama “Legends of the Fall”, how can I resist?

Johnny Depp
(June 1963)

There is something so mysterious about this American actor that I find so mesmerizing and beautiful, after 50 films and running, from “A Nightmare on Elm Street” to “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” from “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” to “Pirates of the Caribbean”, he just makes me ask for more.

Joe Dallesandro
(December 1948)

Aesthetically speaking if the Greek philosophers will have a perfect mold for the male beauty, it will be “Little Joe”s face. Thanks to Andy Warhol, the 70′s underground films will always have their nude James Dean. Although he never become a mainstream film star like Mr. Dean, Mr. Phoenix, Mr. Depp and Mr. Pitt –Mr. Dallesandro is a sex symbol of the 20th century in his own right, and an iconic beauty on my list. Like Mr. Phoenix he starred as as a beautiful teenage street hustler in the 1970′s film Flesh and hailed as one of the 10 most beautiful men Scavullo had ever photographed. As a photographer how can i disagree?

Gabriel Aubry
(January 1976)

“Quick, name one male model.” asked by Lauren Streib on her article “The World’s Most Successful Male Models”(May, 07 2008) for Forbes Magazine. Gabriel Aubry, Mark Fisher, Marlon Teixeira, Jon Kortajarena, and Greg Knudson and yes, Fabio doesn’t count. In my personal list of Top 10 Male Beauties of all time, it only make sense that half of them are models and three out of five are signed with Wilhelmina Models in New York City. All five of them have the moviestar goodlooks minus the Zoolander ego that plagued most male models this decade.

Signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City, the only male model to ever appear on the cover of Uomo Vogue while appearing in 4 different campaigns at the same time, in the same magazine. Aubry is a Canadian male model, that has been the face (and body) of blue chip clients like Gianni Versace, Calvin Klein, DKNY, and Valentino, achieved supermodel status after modeling for Hugo Boss.

Mark Fisher
(January 1976)

One source of male beauties for me back in college are the men’s fashion magazines, I have converted my room in a mini-magazine library and nobody can avoid all the muses for more than four decades of the legendary photographer Bruce Weber, Mark Fisher is my favorite. Mr. Fisher is an American model best known for his campaigns for Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo, Versace and Ralph Lauren. In my book he is one of the original male models that carries the James Dean charm without even knowing it.

Fisher was born in Detroit, but grew up in Atlanta and considers himself a little boy from the South.

Marlon Teixeira
(September 1993)

Signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City, Teixeira appeared on Dior Homme Campaign, the provocative Diesel Ad shot by Terry Richardson, the face of the 2009 Christian Dior Summer/Spring collection to name a few. The brazillian beauty is half Portuguese and has Indian and Japanese origins and at the very young age and early of his career he is becoming one of the top working male model right now.

Jon Kortajarena
(May 1985)

Those chiseled cheekbones, full pout and sexy stare has placed Spanish male model on my top 10 male beauties, signed to Wilhelmina Models in New York City,
Kortajarena has been the face of Just Cavalli, Tom Ford, Bally, Etro, Trussardi and now on his film debut on the upcoming directorial debut of designer TOM FORD “A Single Man (2009)” alongside Colin Firth, & Julianne Moore.

Greg Knudson
(November 1978)

Whenever people ask me who’s my favorite model I ever photographed, this American male model, native of california always come to mind,
I never thought I’ll ever meet a real life James Dean in my lifetime, but I did, and his body covered by Oriental tattoes of his gang memebrship on his teen years,
a troubled teen like the characters that James Dean, River Phoenix, Johnny Depp would ussually play in their films and his striking resemblance to Brad Pitt is uncanny.

Excerpt from my book Acknowledgement “STARK”: I remember buying my first photo book, Just Between Us by LA photographer Greg Gorman, when I was in Fine Arts college majoring painting. I will never forget that, because I had never before spent so much money on a book; but that day and from this day on I knew it was all worth it. The moment I saw Greg Knudson on the book cover in the display, I considered him the most beautiful person on the planet, and I still feel he is.

When I shot him in LA last year—8 years after I bought the book—Greg told me I might be the last photographer he would ever work with since he is thinking of retiring; he has worked with most of the top photographers in the 1990’s. Now he is gracing my photo book, and I am elated.

1.) PRESLEY- son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber 

2.) ROMEO- son of Victoria and David Beckham 

3.) NAHLA- daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry

4.) KINGSTON- son of Gewn Stefani and Gavin Rossdale 

5.) SHILOH- daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

6.) SURI- daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

7.) APPLE- daughter of Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin

8.) JADEN- son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith 

9.) VIOLET- daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner 

10.) HENRY- son of Heidi Klum and Seal 

Mrs. Cruise is going the K-Fed route, she has revealed that she is developing a clothing line for young girls with Suri as inspiration. Katie’s teamed up with celebrity stylist Jeanne Yang to launch the collection.

“Jeanne Yang and I have been working together. We started about a year ago, sketching different things, trying to find comfortable clothing for our daughters that is also pretty and cute… We both grew up with mothers who sewed, we just started, and we’ve played around with doing things for women as well.”

LINKAGE: Popcrunch via Glamour Mag

Eek.

If Katie Holmes had gone for more of a nude lip color instead of matching it to her vintage Christian Lacroix dress, I think this look would have gone over a lot better.  There’s just too much going on.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were in Brazil Tuesday for a Valkyrie premiere.

Photo from Just Jared.

Looking a little frail but mad elegant (and tall!), Katie Holmes hit the red carpet Tuesday for the German premiere of Valkyrie.

Katie cleaned up in a Morticia Adams-like black jersey v-neck Escada gown — and I’m not a fan of her short hair, but it looks pretty cute here!

Image from Just Jared.

Thanks Fashion Copious!

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Karl Lagerfeld all in the New York Times Style Magazine this Sunday.

It sort of makes your head want to explode doesn’t it.

Dear Sirs,

I think it’s great that society has progressed this far. We’re hardly into the 21st century and already a huge population of the country, and maybe even the world, has embraced gay rights. Free-thinkers are cool with men loving other men, women making out with other women, and so forth. In some states you can even get married, just like boy/girl couples!

…What?  You’re who?

Oh.

Images from I’m Not Obssesed.

Ahoy there mateys!!! Shiver me timbers and swap the poop deck cause a new trend has hit the seven seas.

Eye patches have suddenly become the accessory of choice amongst a select few of the fashionable elite and before you all begin gouging your eyes out in an attempt to be worthy of the Satorialist’s lens I figured I’d let you know that you don’t actually have to blind to reduce your 20/20 to a 10. 

While I must admit this whole eye patch thing looks cool and dangerous, for the most part I have trouble endorsing fashion that limits your ability to see and makes you an easy target for anyone looking to smack you over the side of your head without noticing. Seriously, when did looking like a pirate become the new shit?!?

Aggy was one of the first to drop the look, opting for a House of Holland eye patch after she walked his show last season. Then we started seeing previews of Tom Cruise in Valkyrie, in which he wears a wicked patch to take down Hitler. And now we’re seeing the trend hit the pages of W magazine, in which an unsuspecting model gets beat up by some overpriced garb wearing dom.  It’s official, the eyepatch has been sparked.

It is undeniable the Suri is one of Hollywood’s most darling kids, she’s also a growing fashionista. Look at her darling little pink dress, red bow and gold Mary Janes. My only question; why are both Katie and Tom bundled up in sweaters and Suri is in a short sleeved summer dress?

Thanks Dlisted for the pic

Now look at this picture of Tom’s second wife Nicole Kidman. Once considered the most stylish woman in the world, Kidman’s outfit is a mishmash more suited for Helena Bonham Carter.

What is Tom Cruise doing to these women and their poor fashion sense?

Oh no Tom! Should have borrowed from Katie!

Refuse to wear grey to a hot a sticky night club in attempts to avoid humiliating shirt discoloration? Doubling up on undershirts so your boss won’t notice you profuse sweating during that crucial board meeting? Carrying a stick of clinical strength anti-perspirant to apply during every bathroom break? Well, fear no more! Last season’s Project Runway contestants Jack Mackenroth and Kevin Christiana have come out of the bathroom closet with their resourceful and basically foolproof way of eliminating those always mortifying pit stains. Panty-liners! Yes ladies (and gentlemen… if you have the guts to buy/borrow them), keep those panty-liners in use at any time of the month by placing them, sticky side down, in the armpits of your clothing. They collect the moisture, keep you feeling dry all day long and even give off a shower-fresh scent (if you choose the scented route!) Thanks for the idea guys! Pit stains are now one less thing Tim Gunn is concerned about!

Thanks New York Magazine and Asylum!