The CW has long held a spot in my heart for the way they are able to market their teen dramas. Gossip Girl ads are pure classics but it seems that 90210 doesn’t get the same kind of treatment that the folks behind Chuck Bass get. These ads are downright lame. Seriously, this top one featuring that open mouth kiss looks like a poor attempt to play with a blur tool on photoshop and the one featuring Tori Spelling is down right terrifying.  And really Diablo Cody of Juno fame, this is what you’re doing now, really?!?

So glad I choose not to watch this 90’s rehash. 90210, you are so NO.

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LINKAGE: 90210 Promotional Posters for May Sweeps

Random gallery of celebrities wearing see through clothing, some good some not soo good!

My assumption is that Tori Spelling was recently possessed by the spirit of her dead father and is currently injecting a cocktail of Holy Water and Botox into her face to excises him. That or she’s realizing that showing up to the prom (cause seriously, is there any other reason to that) with another chick doesn’t grant you instant Lohan-status, it just makes you look really, really desperate. 

[New York, February 13. Image via WENN.]

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I have been confined to my bed for the better part of the week thanks to a nasty fever. Because of this I have watched copious amounts of Tori and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood. I must say I have a soft spot for this show. I do enjoy Tori’s sweet ineptitude about anything remotely normal and her ever supportive husband. However I kept thinking while watching the show: What is going on with Tori Spelling’s face? I don’t want to be mean, but seriously what’s the deal with her face. Look we all know she’s had some work done:

The Nose Job:

The Boob Job:

But there something else going on. Her face is morphing or melting into her mothers!

Tori and her Mom in the 90’s

Tori and Candy Now:

Is it just me?

Tori and Dean are desperately attempting to be as cool as Heidi and Spencer (and we know how cool those two are). They wrote a song about their life together over the past two years and then did this photoshoot:

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