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GIRLS, MEN'S, ODDITIES / August 10 2009 12:30 PM

THE TEN: Hot Mess’ (Via Buzznet)

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Eleven Past Eleven created a hilarious list on Buzznet in honor of Cobra Starship’s new album ‘Hot Mess,’ counting off the celebs (and wannabe celebs) that they believe to be a hot mess.  We usually love to have tens of our own, but this was too clever to pass up.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)1. Amy Winehouse: Hot: For being a popular british singer, and bringing back the Beehive; Mess: For being a notorious drug addict and alcoholic, having unnattractive teeth, and eating disorders, ect.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)2. Trace Cyrus: Hot: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, being Miley Cyrus’ big brother; Mess: For being the Lead singer of Metro Station, His face, Twitter-Dating / Twitter-Breaking up with Demi Lovato, Whispery-Rapist voice.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)3. Pete Wentz: Hot: For being the bassist of Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpsons hubby, & being the owner of Clandestine Industries, Crush Management, and Decaydance Records, OH. And his guyliner; Mess: For leaking n00dz, having random panic attacks against the press & for supporting The Millionaires.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)4. Gabe Saporta: Hot: For being the lead singer of Cobra Starship, and having hypnotizing hips; Mess: For deciding to manage and support a band called Millionaires.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)5. Jeffree Star: Hot: For being known everywhere; Mess: For scaring small children, creating Scene kids, ect.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)6. Lily Allen: Hot: For her self confidence and clever song writing skills; Mess: For flashing, and fashion faux-pas

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)7. Guy Ripley: Hot: For his accent; Mess: For stalking Cobra Starship / William Beckett a little too much.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)8. Ryan Ross: Hot: For once being loved for his Rose Vest and peacock hairdo; also being the cute guitarist backup singer for Panic(!) At The Disco; Mess: For completely changing the sound of PATD into a Beatles-esque band, then quitting said band. As well as a random and misleading marriage.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)9. Ronnie Radke: Hot: Known for singing ‘Situations’; Mess: For being put in the slammer, due to assault charges.

THE TEN: Hot Mess (Via Buzznet)10. (And my favorite) Perez Hilton: Hot: *Original* Founder of Multicolored Hair trend; Mess: Bad mouths and whines; And can’t take a punch.

 

Thank you Eleven Past Eleven, thank you.

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FASHION / June 2 2009 3:18 PM

I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

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I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves
In case you didn’t know/in case you care, Miley Cyrus has a little sister. She and her friend Emily Reaves attended Brittany Curran’s 19th birthday party (a 50s style pool party)…and they’re nine.  Tell me Brittany Curran…why do you want the nine-year-old version of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at your birthday party?
Their vintage Juicy swimsuits are very cute, but I can’t helped but be creeped out by these photos.  Maybe I feel like I’m watching a little girl beauty pageant, maybe it’s because these girls have their own webshow, I don’t know.  On that note, dear Cyrus family: stop making webshows. Miley has one, Billy Ray has one, Noah has one…who’s next, Trace? (Although I’m sure his show would be massively more popular than the rest of his family’s, and I actually found him attractive pre-feather and cross tattoos on his face…seriously, why!)
I FEEL LIKE A CREEP: Noah Cyrus And Emily Reaves

IMAGE SOURCE: Livejournal

IMAGE SOURCE: Trace’s Myspace

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FASHION / July 30 2008 12:52 PM

Fashion Indie’s Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

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Vanity Fair released their list. Here is ours!

Top 25 best dressed:

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Tavi, the 12- year-old blogger, always takes a dose of fashion daily. Starting at young age, it’s clear fashion is in her roots. Embracing her style, the blogger takes a picture daily for all to see her stardom.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Walking off the Gossip Girl set Blake Lively never steps out of her fashion forward character. The actress is always looking trendy and perfectly put together.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Camilla Belle never fails to strut her success with the perfect outfit. Camilla always accessorizes perfectly for her unique outfits.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Taking after her mother, Lourdes Leon never fails to make a statement. It’s clear Lourdes is just one step away from becoming the daring icon, who’s footsteps she follows.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Zoe Kravitz never fails to impress us with her fashion choices. She’s a gal who certainly knows how to accessorize while choosing bright colors to make a statement.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Demi Lovato emerges into fame the right way with fashion at the forefront. Demi always looks dressed to impress with the latest trends, while bringing her personal style to the table.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Katy Perry’s fame hit us from the blindspot, but we’re not complaining. We like a girl who isn’t afraid of expression; Katy’s always been a girl who speaks, or sings, her mind; her fashion choices reflect this as well.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Joe Jonas takes no backseat to fashion. The trendsetter is always looking on his game in ties, jackets, and our favorite hats!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Our man Kingston Stefani always has his fashion cap on. Kingston doesn’t need Gwen! He’s been a trendsetter since day one.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Suri Cruise, the emergin fashionista herself, is always looking ready to strut in her adorable dresses and skirts. I don’t think this gal has ever repeated an outfit!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Bijou Phillips doesn’t just look style ready in her ad campaigns. The supermodel’s always in character with elegant skirts, coats, and our favorite chic dresses.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Emergin teen actress Selena Gomez hits the scene with the perfectly trendy outfits. We love that this girl knows how to dress her age while still keeping her unique sense of style in mind.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Emma Watson has shed her Harry Potter gettup nowadays and she’s ready to hit the streets as an icon for current fashions. We think she’s doing a good job! Keep the cute dresses coming.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Though Mary-Kate Olsen is often judged for her “out-there” fashion choices, we like that she knows how to make an entrance. She’s not afraid of her style and she certainly knows how to put together an outfit.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Jessica Szohr may look simple, but she always looks trendy. The actress is always camera ready with her fashion foot forward.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Taking after his father, Jaden Smith never fails to impress. When the 10-year-old enters a room all eyes are on him because he’s the trendsetter.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Known for being self-induldged and overly confident teen on Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick has style with a voice. Talks of Ed’s own clothing line are emerging, and if it features his own style, we can’t wait!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

15-year-old Taylor Momsen has stepped into the limelight lately, and she’s done so with the right idea. Known as “Jennie” on Gossip Girl, Taylor’s always looking fabulous in the perfect variety of dresses that never ends.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Starring in Weeds, Hunter Parrish doesn’t ever forget where the cameras are. Hunter’s always looking great in suits, jackets, and colors that work wonders.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Coming close to the release of her new movie, Alexis Bledel is looking better than ever! The actress has been seen in a vartiety of elegant dresses looking red-carpet ready constantly.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Being Leo Dicaprio’s girlfriend certainly has its perks. Now, not only does the supermodel have the camera on her during shoots, she has the camera on her nearly all the time. Bar Rafaeli keeps her style alive as she pursues a unique spin on popular trends that always turns out on a positive note.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Becki Newton certainly knows how to accessorize. The actress loves her dresses and numerous styles of shoes, which she brings to the red carpet in confidence.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Keira Knightley knows what it’s like to be famous on two fronts. Keira’s not only known for her acting talents, but she’s a fashionista in her own right. Keira loves her elaborate dresses, and so do we! She’s always in iconic character.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Designer’s daughter on Gossip Girl, Leighton Meester certainly follows up her character’s fashion choices in real life. Leighton always picks the right ensemble.  Whether its pencil skirts with heels or chic dresses with the perfect handbag, Leighton never fails to impress

Top 15 Worst Dressed:

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

“Do, Do You Got A First Aid Kit,” for her face! This Danity Kane singer is always wearing to much makeup and not enough clothes. Aubrey O’Day used to look good, but she has really been a tranny mess of late.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Amy Winehouse used to be such a cute innocent girl from England. She used to dress well, and fairly conservative too. Now she is a cracked out drug and alcohol abuser who spends more time “powdering her nose” than getting dressed (if she event puts clothes on).

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

She started out as a “Heroine Chic” hipster forerunner. Now Cory Kennedy is just a heroine user who just blends in with all the Williamsburg hipsters. She has become surprisingly unoriginal, and could seriously use a shower.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

I can’t stand the fact that Rihanna is tricking the impressionable minds of the American youth that leather leggings are fashionable. We give her props for trying to support smaller indie designers, but when you look like that you’re almost giving them a bad rep. Let us not forget that week span where she was photographed wearing the same outfit everyday.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

What did we really expect from the offspring of a professional wrestler and 2008′s cougar of the year. I think it is safe to say Brooke Hogan doesn’t know best.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Kim Kardashian has really lived up to her sex tape making reputation by continuing her slutty appearance off camera. You know your dad always says how you may give the wrong impression to guys with the way you dress? Well this is what he was talking about.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

There is someting ironic about dressing like a tough rocker and then proceeding to threaten transexuals like Trace Cyrus does. If you were ever confused on what an “emo” kid looks like, well here is your answer. I personally have never had problems with tattoos, but facial piercings are a totally different story.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

I thought we were over the guy liner and flat ironing our hair phase, but Pete Wentz just won’t let it go. Not that I don’t occasionally enjoy wearing a comfortable hooded sweatshirt. But when thats all you wear and you always have the hood up, it gets old fast. Lucky for him his wife isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, or she might force him to change his look for once.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Is it bad that “Little Miss Sunshine” makes me want to puke every time I see her? Yes, she may be twelve but regardless Abigail Breslin dresses like crap. We live in a decade where twelve year old girls are supposed to look eighteen, and well it’s no fun when you actually look twelve. Can someone say stylist?

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

When you are following in the footsteps of Cory Kennedy (who is already on this list), what did you expect? You are a wannbe hipster who spends your C-list celebrity paycheck on coke and alcohol. Oh and the OC wasn’t even that good! Guess this is what happens when you have to go back to shopping at Urban Outfitters because your career is over.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

This Canadian punk wannabe, Avril Lavigne, should be deported immediately. The pink, black and white color scheme was done years ago, right along with pink streaks in your hair. You tour is doing terrible and so is your stylist.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Sam looks decent for a guy, but still not even that good. We are over the whole fedora and high top sneakers everyday. I would pay to see her in a dress, but I guess one of them had to be the man of the relationship, and it seems like Lindsay wouldn’t give in.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Since her boy toy Spencer came out and said how he gets paid to go places and gets all this free stuff, we can’t help but think that the disgusting clothes Heidi wears were free. Heidi is exactly what fashion shouldn’t be. Her style is terrible and as fake as her chest…and nose…and hair color…and reality show!

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

Well Tila Tequila does dress right for the job of being the biggest MySpace whore of all time. She is the only one with bad enough style that both guys and girls don’t want to date her.

Fashion Indies Top 25 Best Dressed Indies

This self proclaimed “trendsetter” couldn’t be any further from that in my eyes. When you show up to red carpet events in graduation gowns and turbans claiming to be fashionable you know you have a problem. You know you aren’t looking so good when every other poorly dressed person on this list is complimenting you, and every one on the best dressed list is laughing at you from a distance. I will say his best accessory is his little “mushroom cut” rocking friend Anna Wintour, but only because it dumbs down his awfulness. Fashion should be different and outlandish at the time, but practical at the same time. Andre doesn’t have that.

*Commentary on our worst dressed is courtesy of Corey Moran.. so hate him!

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FASHION / July 15 2008 12:32 PM

Miley Cyrus’s Brother Hates Trannies

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Miley Cyruss Brother Hates Trannies

Miley Cyruss Brother Hates Trannies

Miley Cyruss Brother Hates Trannies

Well, really only just one. It seems that Miley’s brother Trace, who looks like an odd, emo-punk version of Marilyn Manson, has made some recent text-message threats to my second favorite he/she, Jeffree Star. First of all, I didn’t even know there was a black sheep of the Cyrus clan, which he has been so kindly dubbed (at his request, I’m sure), or why anyone would have ill will towards one of the fiercest men in makeup. Apparently, Trace dated a girl named Hanna Beth who was close friends with Star, who subsequently aired a web rant on how he/she had to constantly support Hanna Beth through hard times when boyfriend Trace was on drugs. Offended by this blasphemous slander, Trace retaliated with a series of angry, profane text-messages to Star letting him know that wearing a skirt would not protect him from a serious beat-down. Scandalous! First Miley and her suggestive photos, and now this? Tsk, tsk, Cyrus kids.

Source: thinkfashion.com

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