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Kate’s Wedding Dre$$ Breaks Records and the Bank

Jorge Martinez-Garza — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:01:34 +0000

Kate Middleton’s wedding dress had been on display for 10 weeks when the exhibition closed this Monday. More than 60,000 people saw Kate’s bridal gown, which generated an estimated £10.5m.

Although Elizabeth II, being the Queen Bitch she is, famously described the Buckingham Palace installation as “horrid,” people apparently went ahead and bought the £17.50 ticket for it anyway. The money will not only go to new skirt suits for the Queen, some of it will actually go to charity too.

Andrej Pejic Is A Glamourous Lady In Schon

McArthur Joseph — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:15:07 +0000

Last week we named Andrej one of the top ten trannys we wanted to see walk the Milan runways (and yes we are aware he is not a “transexual”) and she proves us right by serving us some serious rich lady in the latest issue of Schön, which he also covers.

Top Ten Trannys That Should Be On The Milan Runways

McArthur Joseph — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:19:25 +0000

We at FashionIndie love a good tranny. (Not PC, we know and don’t care.) Nothing would make us happier than to see tran everywhere we went. That being said we’ve picked 10 werqing girls that could definitely spice up the very mundane runways of Milan this season. And hell most of them can teach these 12 year old girls a walking lesson. (Looking at you Lindsey Wixson)

And now here are the girls:

1. Raja

The most recent winner of our Rupaul’s Drag Race would kill in Milan. We tuned in every week to the “reality competition” to watch her creative costumes and fierce runway walk. Her legs were made for the signature thigh high slits of Versace.

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The Blonds Have More Fun Trannies

Jessica Lapidos — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 21:26:09 +0000

Oh girl, did we ever enter the Playboy club at The Blonds show last night in Chelsea. Trannies werqed overtime in the audience as Phillipe and David Blond turned out rounds of sparkling bustier onesies and huetastic gems. Off the runway, it was a parade of glittered, geisha faced, glitzed out fashionheads.

Famed and tucked Amanda Lepore is wearing what may well be a sheet of water and a face of gold.

INDIE NEWSROOM: Trannies Reign Supreme at Zang Toi…Real Housewives Offs Itself…Kanye Debuts in Paris

Jorge Martinez-Garza — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:51:01 +0000

- As usual, trannies inspired Zang Toi’s collection. His final look was sashayed down the runway by ~~Patrick Swayze~~ Kirstie Alley. [The Gloss]

- Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord, and Jill Zarin were officially fired from Real Housewives of New York, and I officially lost all interest in the show. [Gawker]

- Luckily for Kanye West, the French Fashion Federation does not require its designers to be literate. Kanye’s womenswear collection is set to debut at Paris Fashion Week. [Fashionista]

- Fashion people are as bat-shit as you think they are. [NY Times]

- ~~Ungrateful bitch~~ Young designer Jessica Rogers has accused Nicki Minaj of stealing one of her designs. [The Cut]

- Broke bitches so crusty. #disgustme [NY Times]

Tranna Wintour’s Drag Issue

Jessica Lapidos — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 18:09:09 +0000

Man oh man! Anna Wintour and Grace Coddington are…. men!

At least here, in Candy, the world’s first “transversal style magazine” where its editor/publisher Luis Venegas takes his tranny for a spin in the devil’s own Prada.

Vogue‘s editorial yin-yang Anna and Grace weren’t the only ones to get tranned out for the occasion. Kawakubo-worshipping teen blogger Tavi Gevinson, Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani and other front row staples also got the femme-men treatment for the spread “The Devil Wears Anna”.

If you’re a loyal reader of Candy, and caught one of the 1000 copies of the very first issue, then this news is old hat. That issue was released about a year ago, but these trantastic photos have only just been posted to the interwebs by photographer (and master photoshopper) Brett Lloyd.

LINK LOVE: Frockwriter

Marc Jacobs Hired a Tranny for His Online Store

Saynt — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:54:34 +0000

So have you been on the new MarcJacobs.com yet? Head to the Marc by Marc Jacobs section and you’ll be met with a rather interesting shop girl, um, guy. That’s right, folks. Marc Jacobs has hired a cartoon tranny to sell you super snug denim. Loves it!!!

Check out that 5′oclock shadow…

Meet Givenchy’s Tranny. NSFW ALERT!!!

Saynt — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:25:39 +0000

One of these things is not like the other. Can you guess which one’s hiding a secret in their pants?

Man Meet Lea T.

Guessing T is for Tranny and that’s good enough for me…

The above photo is from a recent issue of Vogue Paris.

Guess it’s true what they say… American mags are pussies, European mags have balls.

You Don’t Mess With Tranny Gaga!!!

Saynt — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:13:04 +0000

A drunk tranny gives us her best rendition of Bad Romance. Some gay voice yells into the camera. Youtube Gold.

Before They Were Trannies: Pamela Anderson

Saynt — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:11:55 +0000

Oh, Pamela Anderson. What the years have done. You used to be perfect whack off fodder and now you’re just looking like a tranisaurus (take note indies, -asaurus is the new -icious). This is what a steady stream of Malibu sun and rockstar cum shots will bring you.

Beauty Lessons From Tranny’s

Lauren Garroni — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:16:57 +0000

Late last week news came out that tranny-mess Amanda Lepore was releasing a make-up line. I guess for other tranny-messes or for those who want to look like a tranny?!

But it may be awhile before the cosmetic line is released, SO here’s a list of tips of how you too can look like Amanda Lepore…

1. No eyebrows

If you have eyebrows-shave them! Then take a pencil and draw an eyebrow of your choice. Most trannies go with the thin arched eyebrow that makes you look like you’ve had an eyebrow lift.

2. Blowfish Lips

If budget permits get as many collagen injections as you legally are allowed to get. Yes, these injections will set you back a ways, but you can’t get the same look with out them. If budget doesn’t permit, take some red Play Doh and craft your own blowfish lips.

3.Fake Eyelashes

God may have given you two sets of eyelashes, but those were just a starter set. Go down to your local drugstore and pick up two or three sets of fake eyelashes. Get some glue and layer each set over each other. Be sure not to get the glue in your eye.

Nobody wants to lose an eye in the process of looking like Amanda Lepore.

If you are having trouble knowing weather you look ‘tranny’ enough just ask yourself this: ‘Do I look like a blow-up doll’? If the answer is yes, then you have succusfuly made yourself up like Amanda Lepore!