Cargo Shorts Useful. Yes. Practical. Sure. Awful. You betcha. Give me a utilitarian article of clothing anyday of the week, but there's a time and a place for a multi-pocketed cargo short. And that time is called hiking outdoors or robbing a 7-Eleven.

Crocs You know who looks cute in Crocs? Toddlers. But then again, toddlers can pull off anything -- jumpers, cuddly animals...Harajuku girl. Anyone who can drink without the use of a sippy cup, however, should put on a real shoe.

Ed Hardy Anything I've always been a fan of a statement outfit, but some statements just don't need to be made. Especially since it's so hard to ignore whatever an Ed Hardy article is saying since it's so loud and obnoxious.

Fanny Packs I'm actually guilty of this particular offense, but granted my fanny packs are sequined and/or leopard-print. And as everyone knows, a sequin or leopard print can save any tragedy.

Ironic T-shirts Irony died a slow and painful death after being beaten to death by hipsters about five years ago and the ironic T-shirt is a reminder of those heroin-induced halcyon days when genuine sentiment was still a thing.

Juicy Couture Tracksuits Los Angeles-based brand Juicy Couture has more or less ruined the word "couture" for everyone. To clarify, couture means one-of-a-kind and custom-made. Juicy Couture means "I don't care what I look like when I step outside of my house."

Platform Sneakers Heels for the athletic gal on the run? If you insist on a little height to your trainers, class it up with an always appropriate sneaker heel.

Popcorn Shirts I had never even heard of these shirts until writing this post but I was both intrigued and horrified by the discovery. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Trucker Hats Also known as shorthand for "I'm a douche who will ruin your credit and probably your life."

Uggs Rising to prominence in Australia and New Zealand in the 1970s thanks to those fashionable wave-riders  otherwise known as surfers, the most activity an Ugg sees this day is a hungover trip to the mall.

I can’t stand how cool this looks to me.

God damn trucker hats, I know its really soon to be considered retro, but is it too soon for a comeback or at least a sequel of some sort?

Come on, the only ones who wore truckers when they were “cool” were Jersey girls with rock hards for Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake stoolies, but isn’t it time we claim this look as our own by creating ones with classic bands like the New York Dolls. Case in point, the hat above. It’s only $88 on 80spurple, but worth so much more in street cred.