These sheets should at least delay the humiliation/vomit that may be an effect of bringing home the wrong girl from the bar. This duvet cover by Twister Duvet Covers will give you the opportunity to roll over in the morning and see a good body on your one night stand, before looking up to see a face reminiscent of Charlize Theron’s in Monster.

Don’t let the cover fool you though, the girl you snuck in last night is still pushing 300lbs underneath and you’ll probably have to search 30 minutes through layers of “baby chunk” to get to the promised land, but on the surface, it’s pure gravy.