Male Model Meets “Top Model”

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New America’s Next Top Model addition Rob Evans poses with Cycle 19 contestants in a challenge to see how they work with a professional model and how they “contour their bodies in an artistic but sexy pose,” according to The CW website. There you can vote on who gets yelled at by Tyra and who just gets yelled at by Kelly Cutrone, as well as upload hateful video comments that may even appear on air when the cycle airs in the fall. This Male Model Humpday, who wants to be on top?

Tyra Has One Photo in Her Hand and It’s of Bryanboy: Blogger Joining Cast of “Top Model”

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Tyra Banks is having a boy! A Bryanboy to be exact. The Filipino blogger has packed his bags and is off to L.A. to join the 800th 19th cycle of America’s Next Top Model.

Anchorman 2 Gets a Poster, “Top Model” Gets a Male Top Model and Kelly Cutrone Gets a Thief

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- The babies keep rolling out as Julia Restoin-Roitfeld has given birth to daughter Romy Nicole Konjic with longtime boyfriend, Robert Konjic. [Vogue UK]

- Gap placed actual T-shirts on its billboard at Lafayette Street in Manhattan, thus testing the ingenuity of would-be thieves. Challenge accepted. [Racked]

- This is a teaser poster for the upcoming Anchorman sequel, Anchorman: The Legend Continues. You’re welcome, San Diego. [ONTD!]

Sure They Can Walk the Runway, but Can They Carry a Tune? The Best & Worst Model Musicians

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Models are great at a lot of things: walking, for instance. Standing very still for long periods of time. Finding their light. Finding coke in the middle of the night when seemingly no one is around. And then there are some models who are actually great at other things, like music. But for some, the spirit is willing but the talent is lacking. These 10 professional stunners have all taken a stab at the music industry, but even the best of ‘em can fall flat on their face…or ass.

Alaïa to Dress Mariah, Drake and Tyra Do It at Disney, Barneys New York Has a New Owner and Keeping Up with Kris Jenner’s Face

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- Seven for All Mankind has renewed its love affair with James Franco, hiring the multi-hyphenate slacker to film and photograph its fall campaign. [WWD]

- Marchesa is launching a lower priced contemporary line with prices ranging from $150 to $750. [Styleite]

- Now that her body is allegedly back, Mariah Carey has turned to legendary bod-con designer Azzedine Alaïa to design an exclusive wardrobe for Mimi’s upcoming events. But for Mariah, an event can mean anything from an awards show to a trip to the laundo. Either way, she’ll be doing it in style. [Vogue.it]

Face Off: Naomi Campbell to Top ‘Top Model’ in New Reality Show

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Tyra better watch her back because there’s a new Top Model in town. Naomi Campbell is finally making her panther-like stride onto reality TV as a model mentor on Oxygen‘s The Face.

Beyoncé’s Beautiful According to People, Calvin Klein’s Courter Cuffed for Coke and Kimye Crash the Party

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- Tyra Banks addressed the recent mass firing on America’s Next Top Model saying that they’ve “reached a point where we feel that the show just needs a new boost.” Yeah, and that boost was called André Leon Talley, after which Top Model should’ve smized its last smize and hunched into obscurity. [The Cut]

- Now that motherhood has her feeling “more beautiful than…ever,” People has acknowledged Beyoncé’s newfound hubris by naming her the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman.” It also didn’t hurt that she’s back to her pre-baby weight. I guess taking that cushion out from under her Dereon was a laborious process. #Kidding #NotReally [People]

Rihanna Rings in 420, Carine’s MAC Attack and Top Model Cast Canned for Bryanboy

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- Demi Moore has reportedly turned to Oprah for some tender, love and care following her stint in rehab and split from Ashton Kutcher, citing the big O’s help in getting Jennifer Aniston back on her feet after Brad Pitt dumped her for that Jolie woman. Oprah will in turn have dibs on Demi’s first post-rehab interview/soul. [Page Six]

- You know who knows how to properly celebrate 420? Rihanna. Aside from rolling a blunt on a bald man’s head — while in Chanel no less — she also puffs with the mightiest lungs in America, if not the world, Snoop Dogg himself. No wonder she ran out of fucks to give…she never had any to begin with. [Buzzfeed]

Tyra Banks — Harvard Grad, Beyonce’s Preggers Dereon Ad and Zac Efron Jimmy-Hats All Over The Lorax

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- Angelina Jolie‘s writing the foreword to drug-induced mistake ex-husband Billy Bob Thorton‘s memoir. [Just Jared]

- Tyra Banks got her degree from Harvard Business School, y’all! And now we’ll never hear the end of it. [Modelinia]

- Beyoncé posed for House of Deréon‘s spring 2012 ads while pregnant, but even the Baby Blue Ivy can save that hot mess of a line. [Huff Po]

Chris Brown & Rihanna Reunite, Kate Moss Paralyzed and Tyra Graduating Harvard

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- New York Fashion Week is still openly racist, but the Asians are making headway on the runway. [Jezebel]

- To complement your Downton Abbey paper dolls, how’s about some Downton Abbey trading cards? I’ll trade you three Ediths for two Dowager Countesses and a Thomas. Okay, four Ediths. Five? [Vanity Fair]

- Reunited! And it feels so…horribly inappropriate. Proving that true love conquers all or that their stupidity knows no bounds, Chris Brown and Rihanna are apparently back together. At least in song…or rather, songs...