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Katy Perry: Thirsty for More!

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor October 30 at 3:08 | Comments

First we had David Beckham and his fish sticks. Next came Ivanka Trump and her promotion for inexpensive prepackaged lunches. Now we have none other than Katy Perry and Denny’s teaming up for some “Hot N Cold” action! Perry started off by helping Denny’s host Warped Tour after parties, and now the pop star has landed herself not in a tabloid or on a commercial, but in a menu! This week, Perry’s signature beverage, “The Hot N Cold Cherry Chocolate Cappuccino,” will hit menus as part of the 10pm-5am Rockstar Menu. It might be cheesy to name a drink after your newest hit single, but with french vanilla cappuccino, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge and vanilla ice cream, the thing will probably have you singing “I drank the whole thing, and I liked it. The taste of the cherries and chocolate!” Okay, I’ll stop.

So, who’s next? Tyra for Tyson chicken? Paris Hilton for Happy Meals?

Thanks ICYDK!

BeautySpark: Crimped Hair

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief August 14 at 9:10 | Comments

Tyra’s been spotted rocking crimped hair. I knew it was only a matter of time before someone attempted to rehash this 80/90’s hair disaster.

To be completely honest though, I really do like the way this looks on Tyra. The crimp almost feels like what a white chick would do if she wanted to get some afrodite-esque hair. And since Tyra really doesn’t have any of her own hair, this look works well since it isn’t actually destroying her locks.

So I guess what I’m saying is that this look might actually work if you had a weave, wig or extensions. Other than that I would never suggest destroying your hair for the chance to catch onto this trend.

I guess I’m also complimenting Tyra, which might just be a first on Fashion Indie (I personally love her, but some of our other writers are less than excited about the Top Model).

Transexuals, Drag Queens, and Anorexics: Now that’s America’s Next Top Model

Marissa Moshell, Student/Contributor August 13 at 11:00 | Comments

19 year old Annaleigh

The leading lady loves her some photoshop

19 year old Brittany doesn’t look like she photographs too well

Blondie Clark is a skinny, skinny, skinny 19 year old

Elina bearing similar features to Ms. Fox at 19 but of course not nearly as attractive. Odd tattoo on her stomach

19 year old Hannah

22 year old Isis returns to the show, no longer an extra! Now here’s for the best news..she’s a transsexual. Yes everyone there is a transexual on ANTM. That shouldn’t even be allowed! Last time I checked there were nude photoshoots and one on ones with Nigel! Uh oh!

I can tell already Joslyn, 23, is going to get her head shaved.

Lauren Brie, 20 years old

Ms Agyness Deyn has returned as 19 year old Marjorie

Painfully skeletal Nikeysha, 19, looks awfully similar to Top Model winner Saleisha.

18 year old Samantha

Sharaun is 18 years old and next in like behind Joslyn for the head shaving

Kimora at it again? The look alike that photographs like a 30 year old is 21 year old Sheena.

19 year old McKey looks like a transvestite.

The cast has been released! The contestants are awfully unimpressive I really don’t see anyone that looks good enough in their snapshots to be a top model. I mean come on! We want someone to cheer for, as of now, I’m not sure I would want any of them to win.