Triskaidekaphobia, the morbid fear of the number 13, has led to buildings without a thirteenth floor, airports without a 13th gate, a neverending film franchise and of course, the most notorious day of the year. For your Friday the 13th viewing terror, here are 13 style superstitions to heed and fear:

1. Crack a coke mirror, get 7 years of bad blow.

2. Cross a black catwalk, fall on the runway.

3. Naomi Campbell-walking under a ladder will bring several dirty looking pebbles to you in the night.

4. Botox a day keeps the wrinkles away.

5. Listening to Lady Gaga will make you gay — as will  one drunken time in college.

6. Step on her crack, Whitney Houston will break your motherf*cking back.

7. Opening an umbrella indoors makes it rain on a whore.

8. For the lucky bride — something old, something new, something borrowed, and no pre-nup, boo.

9. Hanging Sarah Jessica Parker‘s shoe on the wall will bring good luck.

10. Never wear Uggs after Labor Day — or ever.

11. Find a tranny on her head pick her up, all night long you’ll get free shots.

12. Kissing a toad gives you warts — as will kissing a guido.

13. Garlic protects you from vampires, evil spirits and ever having a date.

Take it easy out there today kids for as a wise blind man once said, “Superstition ain’t the way.”

You can access the contest and see the official rules on the Talenthouse / UGG Austrialia Facebook page. On top of getting his or her design produced, the winner will receive $5,000, a complimentary pair of their boots, a bag and tons of global exposure and recognition. You have now until December 26 to enter, so get designing!

Just for checking out this awesome, do-good contest, UGG Australia wants to give two lucky FashionIndie readers the warm Cardy Snood pictured above. Just tell us in the comments what your ideal UGG boot would look like, and you could be a winner.

For more information on the UGG Australia Art & Sole design competition, get at me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.

•The prize is provided by UGG Australia, but UGG Australia is not a sponsor, administrator or involved in any other way with this giveaway. All opinions expressed in the post are my own and not those of UGG Australia.

•Entrants must be 18 or older and located in the US or Canada only.

Dreamed-up by a suburban mom who wanted to add pizazz to her daughter’s Ugg boots instead of buying her a second pair (smart move mama), Boot Hugs quickly caught on as a way to make an old pair of kicks feel new again. Available in a variety of colors and textures like beads and feathers, there is a Boot Hug style for everyone. You may love your fall boots now, but you’ll appreciate these decorative touches come November when you’re tired of your current footwear selection.

How can you win one of 10 pairs of Boot Hugs? Head over to Bandals.com, and tell us in the comments below which pair you would rock and why. We want to know which pair of your boots need a makeover for fall. Our 10 favorite commenters will win their pair of choice. Good luck!

For more information on Boot Hugs, head over to Bandals.com.

1. Crack a coke mirror, get 7 years of bad blow.

2. Cross a black catwalk, fall on the runway.

3. Naomi Campbell-walking under a ladder will bring several dirty looking pebbles to you in the night.

4. Botox a day keeps the wrinkles away.

5. Listening to Lady Gaga will make you gay — as will  one drunken time in college.

6. Step on her crack, Whitney Houston will break your motherf*cking back.

7. Opening an umbrella indoors makes it rain on a whore.

8. For the lucky bride — something old, something new, something borrowed, and no pre-nup, boo.

9. Hanging Sarah Jessica Parker‘s shoe on the wall will bring good luck.

10. Never wear Uggs after Labor Day — or ever.

11. Find a tranny on her head pick her up, all night long you’ll get free shots.

12. Kissing a toad gives you warts — as will kissing a guido.

13. Garlic protects you from vampires, evil spirits and ever having a date.

Take it easy out there today kids for as a wise blind man once said, “Superstition ain’t the way.”

I get it, I get it, they’re SOOOOOOO comfortable blahblahblahblahblah..YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE MARSHMALLOWS! I don’t care how comfortable they are! Everyone is hating on the pants, but I think the studs are AMAZING. They look a little strange with the rest of her outfit, but that headband is amazing in a Blair Waldorf way. What do you guys think of this look?

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

Walking down the street one morning, I see a young woman dressed somewhat professionally, as if she’s on her way to work—smart, black trousers, fitted white button up and unassuming black heels, typical of the “business casual” dress code. But what caused this mundane occurrence stand out in my mind, and what would be the catalyst for the following rant is that over what would have been a sensibly attractive ensemble hangs a dingy, grossly oversized men’s zip-up hoodie splattered with a gauche, nondescript print. Why?!? I thought to myself, and suddenly realized that such crimes against fashion seem to forever permeate the greater population and assault our senses on a regular basis. I just can’t seem to wrap my mind around why some people choose to look like shit, given the plethora of resources and pillars of fashion how-to at their disposal. There. Is. Just. No. Excuse.

These are some of the worst offenses, old and new that I think if eradicated, would make the world a much better place:

1. “No clothes” clothes. Let the world know how insecure you are.
2. Skinny jeans on fat people. Hence the word “skinny”.
3. Overzealous anything. It’s cliché, but damn true: less is really more.
4. Ugg boots. Why do people still wear these??
5. Ill fit. End the delusion. Dress your size.
6. Mariah Carey.
7. Missing the mark. You tried but it’s not neither here nor there. Go with what you know.
8. Head-to-toe matching. It’s old-fashioned, tacky, and hurts my eyes.
9. Intentional, unnatural whiskering/fading on denim. Still??
10. An ostentatious outfit and a meek disposition. Like the aspiring emo kid in skintight jeans who looks as if he’s been called fag all day. Own it.

Stop the madness.