All Entries Tagged With: "uggs"

Suri May Be Forbes’ Number One, But Kingston Gets My Numero Uno

First and foremost, sorry for the image being blurry, I had to blow the image up huge so you could see this guy. So anyway, Kingston Stefani is by far my favorite little kid in the world. His mom and dad are pretty stylish people, and that definitely reflects in little Kingston. Sure these are probably his pajamas, but those little legging/sweatpants he has on are so cute with his Uggs (note: Uggs are only acceptable in the confines of one’s home, or on the feet of cute children).

Not to mention, could he look any cuter riding on top on the luggage on the little airport carts? Kingston gets my vote for coolest/cutest kid in America. Sorry Suri Cruise, but if I had to pick between you and Kingston, you’d be half way to adoption by now! Can’t wait to watch Zuma grow up too!

Thanks to Just Jared for the original image. Sorry I had to crop it and stuff.

This Is A Joke Right?

According to The Independent, Ugg is attempting to boost their popularity in the men’s market. Please excuse me while I break everything in my general vicinity and suppress my anger by punching infants. This is the dumbest, most unfashionable thing ever. Ugg boots are terrible trend that should never leave the confines of your house. If you are a man and you own Ugg boots you don’t deserve to have feet!. The guy above should be a big enough reason to never own these. According to the article they are pushing the product through celebrities (DUH!). Justin Timberlake, Brad Pitt and a bunch of Chelsea soccer players have been photographed in the shoes. Justin Timberlake is a joke, Brad Pitt is like 50 and Chelsea should just down right know better. They me but comfortable, they may be warm but so are a lot of other less ugly alternatives. Don’t think for one second I won’t push you into on coming traffic for trying to spark this trend.

Thanks Flickr for the images.

The Bashed: Ugg boots

The first Northeast Ohio snow flurries sprinkled my freshly straightened hair as I walked into work this morning. I hate snow with all my heart, but I despise Ugg boots more. And in Kent, OH, snow can only mean a parade of these precipitation-stained ogre shoes.

This post should come with a warning because what you’re about to see may shock, frighten, and/or induce seizures. The new Uggs have just arrived, and they are uglier than ever. This hybrid mix of revolting pink suede that is spewing sheepskin all over the outside of itself has left me speechless. And since we are tormenting ourselves already, I’ve included a photo of my favorite style, the camouflage Uggs.

I’m hoping this little squall is a minor phase in the weather until the end of November. But you never know, so I’m preparing myself for the worst. Because trust me, you’ve never dug your car out of the snow until you’ve done it while the girl beside you in pastel-purple Uggs is whining about the weather into her gem-encrusted cell phone. Don’t fuck with me Mother Nature, it’s too soon.

Nike Snowboard Boots: Off the Slope Is a Nope

I typically love flipping through the glossy pages of Nylon Magazine or scoping out some new trends on their website, but a recent fashion suggestion really had me questioning the intelligence of their writers. At first I was really digging the new line of snowboard boots by Nike. What’s not to like, right? Trendy “Air Walk” style Nike’s making all the kids on the slopes jealous. But whoever thought it would be a good idea to advocate wearing them as actual boots, off the slopes, is an idiot. I hate Uggs just as much as the next fashion conscious girl, but never in a million years would I replace them with a pair of snowboard boots.

Take it from a snowboarding obsessed Buffalonian, you do NOT want to wear snowboard boots out in public. Not only will everyone make fun of you for looking like a tool (especially if you don’t actually snowboard and are wearing them for the sake of fashion) but the boots aren’t exactly graceful to walk in. Snowboard boots force you bend your knees when you walk, so by all means, if you want to imitate the kid next-door with cerebral palsy, then wearing snowboard boots is the way to go. 

Visit NYLON for the idiotic article.

Fashion F*Ups: Suburbia Hell

There are perks to living in the suburban MidWest that you just can’t find in the city. The air doesn’t smell like garbage, you can take a breath without getting a lungful of pollution and a few shiny dimes will rent you a massive apartment. Obviously, suburbia comes with substantial downsides like pollen allergies, malls and girls who believe dressing like baby prostitutes is fashionable. An ass-revealing denim skirt paired with a shirt stolen from a second grader and finished with Ugg boots seems to be the uniform of choice for many ‘round these parts. Upon thinking of how many times I have seen this outfit in my four years of college, I have to take a Vicodin to ease my dreadful migraine. And if winter isn’t bad enough in the Snow Belt, I will get to see sweatpants tucked into those same Uggs in a matter of weeks. Seems like the perfect season to start a blinder fad!

Between a Rock and a Lard Place?

Note: this is not doctored, this photo is just that good.

Question: Kate Moss is exacerbated because…

a. her crew of 20 stalkarazzi refuse to let her out.

 

b. the woman in front of her just let one out.

 

 

OR

c. UGGGGGGS!!!!!