It’s called Tim Whitby. I don’t know where it came from but after three hours of attempting to flush it down the toilet after I squashed it with my size 14 trainers, it decided it wasn’t dead and attempted to disco dance with me. Fortunately, the window was open so I chucked it out to enjoy a four story faceplant. True story.
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LINKAGE: Seemingly Innocuous Event Brings Out Seemingly Ridiculous Clothes [The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly]

I guess I was never into this craze in the first place, but I am over it more that I ever have been. On my usual downtown walk to the bars Saturday night, I saw the typical Midwestern university treasure trove of ghastly fashion. But this time, I overlooked the sea of snow-stained Ugg boots and pink Hollister tees to an even greater annoyance. Tank tops/dresses worn on top of tee shirts takes the biggest slice of bad fashion cake.  It doesn’t make sense aesthetically or functionally. If you think your tank top is too revealing to wear in public, then you should never have purchased it. And if you still insist on showing it off at the frat house, why not wear a nice blazer or cropped jacket over top? Is your dingy, pit-stained t-shirt really the best alternative?  It looks bulky, busy and childish. The look is fine for toddlers in the sandbox, but as for anyone older than five, just grow up.