Here comes the bride, all dressed in….. WTF is that! When you decide to tie the knot you want to look your best. So the designer should create something that would compliment the good parts of you and hide the bad parts, not create new parts. You can go modern and do crazy looking stuff but in ten years it won’t look so modern. You’ll show your wedding album to the kids and try to remember what you were thinking. I mean, look at the 80′s (worst wedding dresses ever). You can tell a lot about a person from her wedding plan decisions, or her Bridezillarator rating. On a scale of 1 to 10, a 1 means she just asked you to stick to a color palette for the bridesmaid dress; a 10 and you have to buy the same dress everyone else is wearing and is usually so ridiculous that you stand out from the Village People. This also means that her dress has to override all the other clown costumes she made her bridesmaids wear. As for the groom I just have two words for him, RUN AWAY!