Celebrating 40 years of marriage — and a good 12 years of avoiding all reference to a certain beret’d intern — this year also marked Bill’s 65th birthday. To wit, the Lady slipped into her best Marilyn Monroe schtick to sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.”

As if further reason was needed to celebrate, the concert was also to raise awareness about the Clinton Foundation’s humanitarian do-goodery around the world.

In addition to getting caught up in a “Bill Romance,” Gags claimed the former president was “Bill This Way” and referenced Hills in “Yoü &I”:  ”Sit back down where you belong in the Oval Office with those high heels on.”

Video of the entire concert, featuring performances by Stevie Wonder, U2, Usher is available at Yahoo!

Everyone and their post-partum depressed mother hovered on down to Chicago’s United Center for the filming of Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular — her two penultimate shows before the Apocalypse finale May 25th.

Oprah, through forced laughter: "Who the hell let you in here?"

Tom Hanks, noted maniac Tom Cruise, noted maniac Madonna, Dakota Fanning, Halle Berry, noted coma victim Katie Holmes, scissor sisters Queen Latifah and Rosie O’Donnell, the Pinkett-Smiths and BFFs Gayle King and Maria Shriver — who had a brave face put on for her last minute as her husband had just admitted that in addition to iron he was pumping the help — all showed up to “surprise” and pay tribute to their queen.

Sidebar: Oprah is omniscient, like all deities, so there was no pulling the wool over those bag-ridden eyes.

Madonna: "I can barely get my arms around you!"/ Oprah: "Keep trying."

Surprise performers included Beyoncé (who had to perform “Run the World (Girls)” twice at the behest of producers), Patti LaBelle and Josh Groban (“Over the Rainbow”), Stevie Wonder and Jamie Foxx (“Isn’t She Lovely,” and Stevie even wrote a new song for Oprah that will no doubt be adopted as our national anthem), as well as Kristin Chenoweth, Alicia Keys, Usher and another queen in her own right, Aretha Franklin, who took everyone to church with “Amazing Grace.”

Simon Cowell, openly bored.

Someone even let Stedman out of his cage to make a little speech!

And of course what tribute to Oprah would be complete without national treasure and global renaissance woman Dr. Maya Angelou? The 83-year-old offered up a poem to honor O. Luckily a box of tissues was on hand for each audience member, tucked knowingly under their seats.

Oprah clearly doesn’t fuck around and considering these were her second and third-to-last shows, I can only imagine what the final episode will  be: disaster.

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From Kate Bosworth to Kate the college student from Missouri who hitchhiked her way to California (and proceeded to campout on in the open air for three days), the one thing that the Coachella Music Festival did was wrangle in the country’s loveliest bohemian-chic ladies together for a weekend full of music, events, and of course, fashion.  We spotted Rihanna, Kesha, Nicole Richie, and tons of other young starlets wearing long skirts, sun dresses, sandals, and oh-so-chic sunglasses.  Click here to check out our favorite looks hosted by Lookbooks.com , for your viewing pleasure.

Here come the Black Eyed Peas. will. i. am. leads it off, passes it to Fergie. FUMBLE in the first play, mic down. Tonight’s gonna be a good night brings a change of regime: hundreds leave the field, replaced by greed LED arrows. Gotta get that. BEP passes back to will. i. am. Back to Fergie. Arrows move across field. Taboo gets the mic for the first time, pulling the digital space ship, a tricky play. Apl.del.ap. receives the pass. A little shaky, this is a huge game, no room for error here. He brings it down, passes it off to Fergie. Good move, if you wanna get down. will. i. am. drop the beat now. What? Slash moves in! Steals the spotlight from BEP, runs with it goes long. Fergie tries to keep up but Slash is moving too quick. SCORE! BEP bounce back, pumping it louder. They turn it up. They’ve moved it up the field, up tempo, they Get It Started. Oh My God. Usher grabs stage, drops in on a chain. Stage is officially Usher’s. Dances it down, so many ways to love you. OH OH OH OH OH touchdown Usher!!! Black Eyed Peas regain possession. This is an old one! Where is the Love? At a big game like this, it makes sense to break out your trusted plays, but wait, what’s this? New moves, didn’t see this coming, will. i. am. brings in new lyrics. Obama, jobs, America. Swift move. Touchdown BEP!!! Extra field goal points with swaying LED hearts. Back on the line, play starts – one of their newer plays – The Patrick Swayze. It’s moving slow, but the Running Man works it back up! Mass LED wave. Party Every Day. Tonight’s gonna be a good good night. TOUCHDOWN!!!! AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS TAKE THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!

The two were vibing until the fan kicked him upside the head.

[Video inside.]

His concert in Virginia is cancelled tonight. ‘Cause he got KICKED in the HEAD.

See the video here:

1. Hugh Jackman

This Father from Oz surely deserved his title of “Sexist Man of the Year” from People Magazine. He has two adopted kids, a boy and a girl,whom is always seen about town with.

2. Matthew Mcconaughey

Remember when Matthew was the hottest bachelor in the world who seldom wore a shirt?   Well it is still hard to find a picture with a shirt on him but his bachelor days were over when his long time girlfriend Carmila Alves gave birth to their 2 kids.

3. Ricky Martin

This Puerto Rican papi has recently come out as a homosexual and no one was really surprised. He has two twin boys from a surrogate mother.

4. Tom Brady

This DILF happens to be married to one of the hottest MILFs in the world, Gisele Bundchen. They have a kid together, and Brady has another from a previous girlfriend.

5. Gavin Rossdale

Mr. Gwen Stefani is quite attractive. He has his own career as a musician and actually is pretty good.

6. Ryan Phillippe

This single dad has been steaming up screens since the 90′s. After his relationship with actress Reese Witherspoon ended he still kept joint custody of his kids.

7. Usher

This dad makes us say OMG! (Sorry I had to.) Usher has two boys with his ex wife meaning that he is single.

8. Christopher Meloni

This Law and Order: SVU hunk has to be one of the oldest , but still sexiest on this list. I wonder how many people will stop watching after he leaves next season.

9. David Beckham

This is the 2nd list he’s been on this week so you know that means he has something going on.

10. President Obama

If you think power is hot than you must be creaming yourself over the ruler of the free world. I salute you commander in chief.

11:15pm  I love/miss/adore/admire Eminem!

10:00pm Prince and Paris Jackson on stage!

10:00pm Why weren’t we warned about this 3D action?

9:57pm Usher is HOT!!!

9:48pm Tribute to Micheal Jackson features a bunch of random famous singers…like Celion Dion!

9:46pm Taylor Swift sings…with Stevie Nixx

9:45pm Ryan Seacrest again?

9:34pm Why is Chris O’donnell still important?

9:32pm Best rock album goes to Green Day ’21st Century Breakdown’

9:20pm Robert Downey Jr announces Jamie Foxx ‘Blame it on the…

9:18pm Record of the year goes to Kings of Leon ‘Use Somebody’

9:10pm Best comedy album (whatever that means) goes to Steven Colbert

8:58pm Is there a cue that says ‘STAND and CLAP’?

8:56pm Up now Black Eyed Peas…it’s gonna be a good night!

8:55pm Once again hate Miley Cyrus!

8:45pm Best new artist goes to The Zac Brown Band…who are these hicks?

8:42pm Pink has taken up aerial acrobatics, was dipped in water, currently dripping onto the crowd.

8:40pm Seal announces Pink!

8:25pm Beyonce sings Alanis Morissett’s You Otta Know…Amazing!

8:18pm Lamest performance EVER!

8:14pm Who the hell are these people?

8:13pm What is J.Lo wearing?

8:11pm Single Ladies!

8:09pm Song of the year goes to: wait for it…Steve pulls out an ipad!

8:07pm Our host Steven Colbert!

8:06pm That was it? Boring!

Giorgio Armani Prive

8:00pm Lady Gag opens! Long platinum blond locks, very revealing green glitter bathing suit, giant bruise on right thigh! Double piano with Elton John.

7:51pm Rihanna looks WOW!!! Some form of white big bird big neck gown thing, apparently it’s Elie Saab!

7:44pm Ciara wore a lace Givenchy pant suit, pulls a Lady Gaga with her visible underwear.

7:42pm Sheryl Crow has a two year old, wore Bottega Veneta.

7:40pm Ke$ha is an idiot! Likes buying tacos, describes her style as garbage can chic!

7:33pm Beyonce had glitter highlights added to her weave.

7:32pm Taylor Swift is sparkly head to toe, in a teal off the shoulder gown.

7:30pm Nicole Kidman towers over everyone around her, wore a black Prada halter gown.

7:28pm I hate Miley Cyrus!!!

7:26pm Jaime Fox has two grown daughters…how old is he?

7:24pm Carrie Underwood is super cute, wearing a white A line gown.

7:20pm Pink: platinum blond mohawk, another mermaid gown.

7:15pm Jennifer Hudson: looks like her head is shaved besides her bangs and high pony tail. If the dress looks familiar, that is cuz it’s Victoria Beckham!

7:12pm Trendspark: purposeful shirt half tuck, loving this look!

7:10pm Keri Hilson nominated for best new artist, looks gorgeous in a long nude mermaid gown by Dolce & Gabbana

7:09pm Seacrest talks to the Fray, they are currently working on a new album.

7:03pm Black Eyed Peas talk to Seacrest, Fergie looks glowy, Josh joins on stage. Boy is he Hot!

7:02pm Heidi Klum looks amazing post baby!

7:00pm. Oh god. Tony Braxton has a half shaved head.

1. Rihanna

2. Victoria Beckham

3. Leighton Meester

4. Heidi Klum

5. Justin Timberlake

6. Lauren Conrad

7. Usher

8. Chatum Tanning

9. Anne Hathaway

10. Rachel Bilson

Who do you think we missed? And how do you feel about young Hollywood’s decision to popularize smoking?

Holy shit. If I look that good at 34, I can die happy.  I bet Usher is jealous of those abs. Scary, scary, scary. Seriously…how do you get those?

SOURCE: Scary Spice Is Jacked [Saynt's shared items in Google Reader]

Usher’s new CD may suck major balls, but at least he’ll look good prancing around on stage to that crap. For his new tour Usher was styled by the Dsquared duo Dean and Dan Caten. Now if they could just convince him to take off those stupid glasses.

Thanks to the Fashionisto for the images.

We’ve recently reported that Usher is set to launch a men’s and women’s intimates collection, now word is that you can get a sneak preview of the line in his new video “Trading Places.” Check it out….

Usher recently announced his plans to move the love from the club, to well…the bedroom! The R&B artist recently revealed his upcoming line of intimates for both men and women. Check out Usher’s new “Trading Places” video for some of his designs! 

Thanks Just Jared!

Greatest use of 80′s technology ever.  Plus this music video is a thousand times better than Usher’s ghost in the club version.