1. Carrot Top

If only to do the world a ginger-eradicating favor.

2. Natalie PortmanShe shaved it all once for V for Vendetta and looked super gorgeous without it.  Oh, and also as punishment for the abomination that is Garden State.

3. The Geico CavemanWhile it wouldn’t fetch nearly as much money (if any at all), maybe at least it’d get this guy to shut the fuck up already.

Add your own suggestions in the comments if you feel so inclined.  And then cry for humanity.  Or what’s left of it.

LINK LOVE: Hair On The Brain

Like an actress who is required to gain weight for an upcoming movie role, Natalie Portman shaved her head back in 2005 for her leading role in V for Vendetta. Yes, the do actually looked cute on Portman, but if any no-name on the street were to shave her head, people would think she pulled a Britney Spears or just got off of chemo therapy. Recently, trends have decided that shaving is no longer just for the boys! Trendsetters everywhere have whipped out the shears and shaved only certain areas of their head. Whether it be the sides/back to create an edgy mushroom shape or a section by the hair part (Jethro Cave-esque), shaving has become the thing to do for girls who want to turn heads!  But be careful…you don’t want to end up looking like this. 

Thanks Pipeline!