Those giant plastic teeth mold fangs that Robert Pattinson is fumbling with are a thing of the past. Now stars like Heidi Klum, Lady Gaga, and weird-ass dedicated vampire freaks can install them permanently. Or semi permanently in the case of all those that are decidedly not batshit crazy vampiromaniacs. Like the fine fanged ladies ahead.

Obviously Lady Gaga had to give the fangs a go. She bit in at the crux of the vampire movement back in 2009. Here she is, a-growling at London Heathrow Airport. Show Me Your Teeth!

You know Heidi Klum goes balls to the wall for Halloween, sparing no expense and thoroughly nailing her costumes. Back in 2007 she went to Doctors Lowenberg, Lituchy and Kantor, and she's been back on Halloweens since to get gang fanged again.

So George Clooney got a new set of teeth. And in case he was wondering we noticed! See veneers are about as subtle as a chemical peel. They are like blocks of marble shoved into ones mouth, blinding in an unnatural way. And with no movies in the pipeline other than an animated feature-I’m guessing this isn’t for a role. It’s never healthy when a movie star starts getting work done to look like their wax version of themselves (Victoria Beckam I’m thinking of you!). Oh well, even with fake teeth his still hotter than 95% of men out there.

George Clooney with veneers

After

Notice the difference

George Clooney before