While Angelina Jolie's right leg is photo bombing the world, Milan got leg bombed with slits that hit the pelvic bone. Even in plaid.

Enough with this leg bombing! The Military cometh to lay down some laws. Ferragamo is still in the trenches while Cavalli is coming home decorated victoriously.

Curves are being created on nearly every runway with optical side panelling or lacing. The inward jut of black or blank space creates a waist, and the curve of the center panel creates the hips. If you're skinny, you'll look curvy and if you're curvy you'll appear thinner.

With the military comes censorship. Unlike the breast baring all over NYFW, Milan has thrown a censor bandeau under the sheers.

Now to the cat with a million lives. Leopard lives on the runways and on the structured jackets of next fall.

Click on each individual style below for more information and additional photos.

Boots by Jeffrey Campbell
Satchels by Aldo

Clockwise from top right:

This modern take on a classic tail coat gets dressed up in rich purple velvet with black satin lapels. Versus Velvet Jacket, $1,231

The roomy interior and shoulder strap make this bag as cute as it is functional. Aldo Cognac Satchel, $39.99

Flared Kelly green pants are perfectly festive as they are office appropriate. N° 21 Flared Trosuer, $777

Sky-high with a sweet, girly edge, this lace boot will at least make you look innocent. Jeffrey Campbell Lace Lita Platform Boots, $164

What better way to celebrate Mardi Gras than with gold flecks at your fingertips? Deborah Lippmann Shake Your Groove Thing Nail Lacquer, $18

You don’t have to flash anyone to snag these not-so-plastic celebratory beads. Chanel Vintage Beaded Necklace, $2,183 / K. Amato Vintage Inspired Beaded Necklace, $72

All together wild and glamorous, some animal print adds a golden touch to top off this festive outfit. Giambattista Valli Leopard-Print Cotton Peplum Top, $1,430

Hillary Clinton getting the big picture in Rick Owens.

Fierce Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama telling it like it is in Proenza Schouler. What, no McQueen this time?

Doonan decided former Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko needed more Dior Haute Couture in her life. As does everyone.

Susie Bubble wants Home Secretary of the United Kingdom, Theresa May, bubbling up in Versus.

Though she hardly needs the help, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gets reworked in Stella McCartney. Only gripe, where’s the goddamn heel?

Samantha Cameron, wife of the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, looking felicitous in Felicity Brown.

Former French Presidential candidate Segolene Royal going to werq in Dries Van Noten.

Nicola Formichetti threw First Lady of Cameroon and all-around fabulous black lady Chantal Biya in some Mugler. That heel is presumably also 24 inches.

Queen Rania of Jordan gets short and flirty in Erdem. Meanwhile, she’s a queen, for Elizabeth II‘s sake, not a starlet going commando at a film premiere.

Last, and certainly least, Sarah Palin, looking chic on her way to ruin what’s left of America in Christopher Kane. I can hear her cackling even through this illustration.

What do you think of these politically-charged high fashion makeovers? Personally, I think Hillary looks the best out of all of them —  giving goddess realness while sacrificing none of the power she’s been harnessing in those pantsuits over the last decade or so.

Link Love: Vogue UK

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“I am delighted that Christopher has won the second BFC/Vogue Designer Fashion Fund Award,” British Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman said. “The shortlist was very strong and we were impressed by the level of talent which was inspiring. Christopher and Tammy have worked immensely hard and it is wonderful to see a designer with his vision and commitment rewarded.”

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Kane is also the head designer for Donatella Versace‘s Versus label.

LINK LOVE: Vogue UK

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Abbey is featured in a stylized, 1970s-influenced direction, wearing pieces from Yves Saint Laurent, Louis Vuitton, Versus, Burberry Prorsum and Salvatore Ferragamo in shades of tan and taupe. The gorgeous young model was photographed by Sebastian Faena and styled by Robbie Spencer for the issue, set to hit newsstands January 13.

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I love the three above looks from Jil Sander, Prada and Versus, respectively. My closet is already filled with bright hues, but I am looking forward to adding more come spring.

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Here are the best Make-up styles from Fall 2010 Milan Fashion Week:

1) Giorgio Armani, 2) Fendi, 3) Dsquared2, 4) Versus, 5) Roberto Cavalli

LINK LOVE: French Vogue

Check out Lara Stone in the new Versus by Versace fragrance campaign. The video was shot by famed photographer Craig McDean.

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Donatella Versace teamed up with Christopher Kane to resurrect the Versus label started by Gianni in the late eighties. The capsule collection launches this fall.

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20 years after Gianni Versace launched the Versus diffusion line – and five years after the last collection – Donatella Versace has revived the label.

At a presentation in Milan this Sunday, Donatella and collaborator Christopher Kane debuted accessories for Fall/Winter 2009.

Dazed & Confused reported that this year’s line “draws direct inspiration from the back catalog of Versus and includes super high black platform heels with bold diamond detailing, black geometric calfskin bags, chunky bejeweled Chelsea boots and opulent crystal jewelry.” So it seems to be a mix honest to both designer’s styles.

Versus will release men’s and women’s clothing in Spring 2010.

GALLERY: Versus by Christopher Kane and Donatella Versace