STREET ZERO: God Bless The USA, And Swine Flu
Edited by Hillary Frazier
I’m a happy tourist in the USA with my American flag shorts and my flip flops…but I’m also wearing a Public Enemy shirt so maybe I’m not a tourist because I don’t want people thinking I’m a terrorist…so maybe I’m just having a good time…but I’m also wearing a SARS/Swine Flu mask and that is NOT a good time…wait, I’m confused!!! Are those buttons on my do-rag?


This girl looks adorable in her lace gloves and giant hairbow.

There’s no way this guy isn’t being paid. Disgusting.
I hope this is for either 1) a really, really ridiculously good looking party (in which you try to dress as ridiculous as possible or channel anything from Zoolander), or 2) a ‘lets see who can look like the biggest douchebag’ party