Kate Upton’s No (Victoria’s Secret) Angel, MOBama Hits Target and Marc Jacobs Robs the Cradle

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.” — casting director Sophia Neophitou on Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton‘s prospects of walking in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [The Cut]

- Get ready to go back to school and get some class. The Condé Nast College of Fashion & Design is now accepting applications. [Vogue UK]

- Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu — for Target — at an event in Florida over the weekend. And she looks super jazzed about it. [Huff Po]

Louboutin Loves Lively, A Different Wu Rocks NYFW and Madonna Calls Out M.I.A. for that Middle Finger Stunt

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Christian Louboutin gifted Blake Lively with his entire spring collection, thus giving everyone yet another reason to burn their Gossip Girl DVDs in effigy. [Styleite]

- Liza Minnelli had to drop out of her Hot in Cleveland guest spot thanks to an injury. And that’s why you don’t challenge Betty White to a bare-knuckle street brawl. [Playbill]

- Milk rules everything around me. New York Fashion Week, y’all!  The Wu-Tang Clan brought a little bit of Shaolin to the fashion set last night at Milk Studios. [Paper]

The Lady Vanishes: 5 Konspiracy Theories Why Karlie Kloss Kancelled on NYFW

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Karlie Kloss won’t be making any appearances on the runways during New York Fashion Week this season because “an engagement has come up.” This alleged engagement means a loss of thousands upon thousands of dollars for the super-in-training so whatever reason it is, it must be something good. And having no facts or clues on which to base supposition, we’ve come up with five conspiracy theories regarding her possible whereabouts.

VS Angel Goes with God, Ellen Dances on Moms’ Anti-Gay Pedestal and Kanye Returns to Paris

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

- Joan Rivers has had 739 plastic surgery procedures — meanwhile, Ground Zero has seen less construction. [Buzzfeed]

- Celebrities are clamoring to spice up their red carpet lives by wearing Victoria Beckham to this year’s Oscars. [Daily Mail]

- Victoria’s Secret Angel Kylie Bisutti apparently took her title too seriously and quit VS because god doesn’t care for that kind of behavior in his heavenly hosts. [Vogue UK]

Candice Swanepoel Bends Over Backwards for Prabal Gurung’s Spring 2012 Campaign

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel has clearly been doing some yoga when she’s not flying down the runway in her bra and panties. That would at least explain how she arches her heel behind her back as if she’s about to deathdrop all over Paris’ ball in Prabal Gurung’s spring 2012 ad campaign. Photog Daniel Jackson captured the contorting Candice in one of our favorite collections from last fashion week, with a little styling help from Tiinaa Laakkonen. 

Victoria’s Secret’s High-End Designer Line Launched Yesterday, Almost Already Sold Out

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

I know, when you think high-end you immediately think the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Nothing says refinement like some plastic wings on a model wearing nothing but a bra and panties. VS decided to capitalize on this cache of class by introducing its first high-end lingerie line, the Victoria’s Secret Designer Collection, which only launched yesterday but has already nearly sold out.

Carine Roitfeld Used “Real People” as Guest Editor for VMAN

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

After a busy year of redefining and reinventing herself, Carine Rotifeld doesn’t seem to be slowing down in 2012. The former French Vogue editrix recently finished a stint as guest editor for VMAN, where she used “real people” — because as we all know models aren’t actually people —  in the spring fashion issue’s editorials. Said “real people” were a combination of celebrities, chefs, mechanics, architects and a fireman; however for the bonus pin-up calendar, Rotifeld turned to her stable of models, including Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima. 

Victoria’s Secret Angels Candace Swanpoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Heat Up the Beach

Edited by Jessica Lapidos

Victoria’s Secret swims again! This time with Candace Swanpoel covering the bikini clad issue. Famed fashion photographer Greg Kadel swept the angels off to Turks and Caicos for a tousle in the sands. See the sneak peek of Candace Swanpoel & Alessandra Ambrosio writhing around the beach in the Brazilian inspired looks. You’ll see hints of the Amazon and the Glamazons of Brazil. In a sexy press only video Swanpoel and Adriana Lima talk about the shoot, their favorite pieces from the collection. Enjoy, and share with the boys.