You may have seen our article on the ten best celebrity clothing lines, but here’s some items from these lines, among others, that we might actually buy:

1. Elizabeth and James trouser pants- MKA actually know what they’re doing. I see more trouser pants for women in the near future…aka fall.

2. L.A.M.B ‘King’ booties- Killer.

3. Kate Moss for Topshop beaded flapper dress- Fun for a night out, or dressed down for any day.

4. Whitney Eve zipper motorcycle jacket- This is a 100% wool jacket, so it might be a bit much for summer, but come fall, it will be a good break from the leather motorcycles that everyone owns.

5. 6126 Leggings with lace inset- LL’s actually doing something not completely reckless! These are pretty cool, great if you’re sick of plain black or the leather look.

With the other Hill’s designers lines on hiatus, the fashion world is buzzing about Whitney’s line, Whitney Eve. Her people leaked the above images of the Fall 09 collection, and gotta admit that it looks a lot better then LC’s (which has been bumped to Kohl’s).

Giving us a sneak peak at her Fall ‘09 collection, Whitney Port was sure to create something versatile and stylish. The Fall ‘09 line is a compilation of skirts, shirts, dresses and more, all for the elegant woman. The pieces focus more on blacks and whites; however, there are some strong infusions of color such as bright pinks, which are added to the mix.

GALLERY: Whitney Eve, Fall ‘09

If you grew up with Rodeo Drive in your backyard, interned two summers at Womenswear Daily and currently hold the position as fashion contributor at Teen Vogue, we would certainly hope that you have at least an ounce of style. Well Whitney Port, you might be “The Hills” glamour Barbie, but your clothing line is anything but glamourous and falls miles short of being impressive. 

Port’s new cocktail and nightwear clothing line, Eve & A, was recently picked up by Kitson Boutique. But I guess I’m not the only one vomiting over Port’s poorly executed ruffle-neck dress or her hideously constructed, costume-like sequin dress. Port’s line is listed as Whitney Eve on the Kitson website…that isn’t even the name of her clothing line! Maybe Kitson is so embarrassed of their agreement to sell Port’s line that they changed the name so people couldn’t find it! 

And just look at those gnarly prices! Who in their right mind, especially with the current economic situation, would drop $400-$500 for such crap? I suggest you take that money and invest in some Campbell’s Soup stock.. Honestly, what is going to make you feel safer? A delicious homemade bowl of chicken noodle soup or knowing that one of those monstrous garments could potentially attack you in your sleep?

Thanks NY Magazine!