Undead grunge and the hot fucking mess that kind of just cleaned up.

Either get totally body building buff and don a banana hammock, or just go the governator route. As long as you've got your mistress maid with you, you'll be back. Bonus points if you wrangle a small strange child to accompany you.

You're a little monster, ready to go BIG. Your boyfriend however, is slightly lower maintenance. Throw a sport jacket and tee his way, grease him up with a car fixin', then eat the town as Lord and Lady Gaga. Really want to do it right though? HE's Lady Gaga and SHE's Jo Calderone. Don't be a drag, just be a queen.

Old and free, young and uptight. May the lady paint on the wrinkles and wrap her hair like this, and the boy be suited up in morbid innocence. Then make out all night to Cat Stevens.

I know what you're thinking: If I wear a full burqa, how will I drink? Just get a beer hat! You know, what bros wear to football games. You and your Hassidic Jew will get along just fine.

Honor the impending sequel with your best Blue Steel. This works best with a thruple. Check my friends and I in a Halloween past. (If you're Katinka, it is advisable to acquire a fake pistol).

Dress your guy (your gay, who are we kidding) in gold lame, a ten gallon hat, and painted on Zoro mask. Anna - carry a bob and a whip, and a look of condescending disdain all night.

Nike has released their new SB Dunk Low “Will Ferrell” sneaker. Yes, we know it’s bad. The sneakers, which are to be sold in a couple of stores in Japan are inspired by the actors character in the movie Anchorman, Ron Burgundy. Oh boy, well, at least their in Japan.

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