Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Had the Same Idea After ‘Black Swan’

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Natalie: “Let’s just stop acting.”

Mila: “Shut. Up. I was just thinking that.”

Natalie: “We proved ourselves, right?”

Mila: “Whatevs, I used to be on a show with Ashton Kutcher. People are surprised I still have a career.”

Natalie: “You know, I’m going to do a movie about best friends who just happen to have sex.”

Mila: “Nat, get out of my head. And back into my bed so I can continue sapphing it up with you.”

She Also Eats Dinner at 3 pm and Hates That God Awful Rap Music

Edited by Lester Brathwaite

Winona Ryder doesn’t use the internet and has never read a blog. Is that even possible?

Celebrity Women Are Wearing The Pants These Days

Edited by Jill

Seems like every celeb is getting her Hillary Clinton on and wearing pantsuits lately.

Blake Lively’s Bondage Past [VIDEO]

Edited by Hillary Frazier

I’m really surprised that no one found this sooner, especially since it was directed by Daniel Day Lewis, and stars Keanu Reeves, Robin Wright Penn, Julianne Moore, and Winona Ryder, but apparently years ago Blake Lively starred in an indie film in the UK that aired at the Berlin Film Festival called ‘The Private Lives of Pippa’ where she plays a confused teen involved in drugs and bondage. I don’t think this is that big of a deal, everyone has to get their film start somewhere. Maybe Lively wanted to stray from her role from ‘Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’ and show she could be edgy? Needless to say, here’s the trailer to the film that is sparking a ton of controversy over her career..

LINK LOVE: The Daily Mail

THE TEN: M.I.A. Celebrities

Edited by Hillary Frazier

Where’d they go?  Seems some celebs are staying under the radar lately (or maybe it’s just that some are overly putting themselves out there?)…so we’ve tried to compose a list of the celebrities we haven’t heard from in awhile. Any we missed?

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1. Cory Kennedy- The internets biggest celebrity fell off the party circuit after her parents found out. Rumor has it she’s been shipped off to a special school where she has to stay in on school nights and can only go out with parental supervision. Phone and computer use is restricted, but Cory occasionally still updates her blog. Other than that, she’s been more or less MIA since 2007.

2. Renee Zellweger- Did a few flicks in 2006, but has been sticking to doing voices ever sense..maybe because she got so much heat for gaining/losing weight?

3. Julia Roberts- Said goodbye after Charlie Wilson’s War in 2007

4. Christina Aguilera- Since the birth of her baby boy in 2008, the former ‘Xtina’ has been busy being a mom.

5. Jim Carrey- MIA after ‘Yes Man’ last year

8. Johnny Knoxville- Johnny Knoxville is so dreamy. I really miss him and his aviators..he hasn’t been seen since the last season of Jackass in 2007

9. Winona Ryder- Post shoplifting, Winona Ryder was MIA for awhile, but apparently did a cameo in Star Trek..anyone see that? Cause I sure didn’t.

10. Anna Kournikova- She was just diagnosed with severe tenosynovitis in her left wrist..but where the heck was she before that? Ever since Maria Sharapova started doing Canon commercials, Anna’s been MIA.

MAG HAG: Winona Ryder for ELLE UK, July 2009

Edited by Andy Wass

What year is it? Winona Ryder appears to be attempting a comeback, and has landed the July 2009 issue of ELLE UK.

Matthias Vriens McGrath photographed her in a D&G corset and black nails.  The cover is bright, pretty straight-forwardly Spring, and Winona is still looking good!  Can’t wait to see how they styled her editorial.

SPREAD UM: Winona Ryder Shot by Steven Meisel

Edited by Amanda Gabriele

Winona Ryder is returning to the Tinseltown spotlight with this series of photos shot by Steven Meisel. Channeling old Hollywood sirens of the 1940s such as Lauren Bacall and Judy Garland, the styling gave the actress a very classic and polished look. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw these photos; Ryder looks truly glamorous.

GALLERY: Winona Ryder Shot by Steven Meisel

Thanks to All Celebrity Pics for the photos.

Winona Ryder Under Investigation for Missing Jewelry

Edited by Andy Wass

Uh oh… Winona Ryder is under investigation after claiming she ‘lost’ a Bulgari bracelet and ring worth over $125,000.

Ryder, who was convicted of shoplifting in 2002, wore the jewelry to the Marie Claire party Prix De La Mode 2008 Awards at the French Embassy in Madrid. She said she gave the pieces to a hotel employee for safekeeping. And, yes, this was the party she was on her way to when she OD’d on Xanax on a flight.

Get your act together, Winona; it’s not looking good lately!

Photo from NY Post.

HolyF*&kingSh&t: Three Styles, One Party

Edited by Lauren Garroni

I have no idea what brought Pink, Winona Ryder, and Juliette Lewis together, but I’m glad something did.