Mila: “Shut. Up. I was just thinking that.”

Natalie: “We proved ourselves, right?”

Mila: “Whatevs, I used to be on a show with Ashton Kutcher. People are surprised I still have a career.”

Natalie: “You know, I’m going to do a movie about best friends who just happen to have sex.”

Mila: “Nat, get out of my head. And back into my bed so I can continue sapphing it up with you.”

The experience of filming Black Swan (which I finally saw yesterday and am still recovering from) must have been so intense the two pint-sized actresses decided they needed a little break. They obviously got very close during filming as they (spoiler alert)  became the same person.

Natalie stars in No Strings Attached with Mila’s former boyfriend, Michael Kelso, about friends who become friends with benefits. Meanwhile, Mila stars with that guy from *NSYNC (whose album No Strings Attached was one of the seminal productions of the late-90s/early-00s boy band craze) in a movie called…Friends with Benefits.

I’m beginning to think Daron Aronofsky is behind all of this and Winona Ryder is going to show up dead at one or both of these premieres.

In January’s Elle magazine, the Black Swan star says:

“I don’t use the Internet but apparently you can find out everything on it. I have my e-mail on my BlackBerry, and that’s about it. I’ve never read a blog, ever.”

To think, Winona’s missed out on all that porn, deranged Britney fans and puppies acting like people?

Sad.

In other news, email totes involves using the internet so in addition to being a thief, you’re also a liar. Winona Liar.

LINK LOVE: Gawker

Leighton looks pretty cute with the taper trousers and slightly undone tie, but Winona went a little masculine for a look that was totally asexual and Halle’s suit was a little too…tragic. As for Kate Winslet, let’s just say the picture with her arm around Michelle Williams feels very right.  Ellen Barkin went for a classically tailored suit paired with a deep blue top that was flattering, if not too flashy, and Ms. Jolie rounds out the group of suited ladies in a tame black velvet pantsuit and sequined top. All in all, we think that women’s power suits are a tricky thing to pull off, but with the right fit and a little sex appeal, ladies, you can work it.

What do you think of this latest trend?

Photo Source: FashionFoieGras

I’m really surprised that no one found this sooner, especially since it was directed by Daniel Day Lewis, and stars Keanu Reeves, Robin Wright Penn, Julianne Moore, and Winona Ryder, but apparently years ago Blake Lively starred in an indie film in the UK that aired at the Berlin Film Festival called ‘The Private Lives of Pippa’ where she plays a confused teen involved in drugs and bondage. I don’t think this is that big of a deal, everyone has to get their film start somewhere. Maybe Lively wanted to stray from her role from ‘Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’ and show she could be edgy? Needless to say, here’s the trailer to the film that is sparking a ton of controversy over her career..

LINK LOVE: The Daily Mail

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1. Cory Kennedy- The internets biggest celebrity fell off the party circuit after her parents found out. Rumor has it she’s been shipped off to a special school where she has to stay in on school nights and can only go out with parental supervision. Phone and computer use is restricted, but Cory occasionally still updates her blog. Other than that, she’s been more or less MIA since 2007.

2. Renee Zellweger- Did a few flicks in 2006, but has been sticking to doing voices ever sense..maybe because she got so much heat for gaining/losing weight?

3. Julia Roberts- Said goodbye after Charlie Wilson’s War in 2007

4. Christina Aguilera- Since the birth of her baby boy in 2008, the former ‘Xtina’ has been busy being a mom.

5. Jim Carrey- MIA after ‘Yes Man’ last year

8. Johnny Knoxville- Johnny Knoxville is so dreamy. I really miss him and his aviators..he hasn’t been seen since the last season of Jackass in 2007

9. Winona Ryder- Post shoplifting, Winona Ryder was MIA for awhile, but apparently did a cameo in Star Trek..anyone see that? Cause I sure didn’t.

10. Anna Kournikova- She was just diagnosed with severe tenosynovitis in her left wrist..but where the heck was she before that? Ever since Maria Sharapova started doing Canon commercials, Anna’s been MIA.

What year is it? Winona Ryder appears to be attempting a comeback, and has landed the July 2009 issue of ELLE UK.

Matthias Vriens McGrath photographed her in a D&G corset and black nails.  The cover is bright, pretty straight-forwardly Spring, and Winona is still looking good!  Can’t wait to see how they styled her editorial.

Winona Ryder is returning to the Tinseltown spotlight with this series of photos shot by Steven Meisel. Channeling old Hollywood sirens of the 1940s such as Lauren Bacall and Judy Garland, the styling gave the actress a very classic and polished look. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw these photos; Ryder looks truly glamorous.

GALLERY: Winona Ryder Shot by Steven Meisel

Thanks to All Celebrity Pics for the photos.

Uh oh… Winona Ryder is under investigation after claiming she ‘lost’ a Bulgari bracelet and ring worth over $125,000.

Ryder, who was convicted of shoplifting in 2002, wore the jewelry to the Marie Claire party Prix De La Mode 2008 Awards at the French Embassy in Madrid. She said she gave the pieces to a hotel employee for safekeeping. And, yes, this was the party she was on her way to when she OD’d on Xanax on a flight.

Get your act together, Winona; it’s not looking good lately!

Photo from NY Post.