Probably someone you’ve never heard of, if you live stateside. Holly Willoughby, the host of British daytime show, This Morning, beat out the boobylicious likes of Beyoncé, Scarlett Johansson and Marilyn Monroe for the crown of Best Celebrity Cleavage. Her parents must be so proud. Check out the gallery for the top 10 best breasts.

1. Holly Willoughby

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Beyoncé

4. Rihanna

5. Marilyn Monroe

6. Dita von Teese

7. Katy Perry

8. Brigitte Bardot

9. Kim Kardashian

10. Lara Stone

This 1947 Ivory ad seems to say, "It's okay to drop the soap, boys, 'cause it floats. And so do you."

This 1957 Griffin ad is for shoe polish but I'm far more interested in that gorgeous sheer trench.

Sabrina's typerwiter ad from 1959 was banned after putting its share of eyes out. Seriously, what's under that sweater, two watermelons strapped to two torpedoes?

Maidenform took the boob game into the office with this classic ad from the 60s. Then Don Draper banged her in a bathroom stall. It was the wrong office.

One guess as to what's the first best shape in Italy? Hint: a calzone. A Fiat ad from 1965.

Just two queens sharing a dirty pun over cocktails in Thermodor's ad from the swingin' 60s.

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." That's been my mantra since Tipalet came out with this ad in 1969.

And the sex tape is born. Thanks in part to this Akai ad from the 70s. You're welcome Kardashians.

Why don't they make men like this anymore -- meaning awesome? Those badass mustaches, ass-kicking sunglasses and Interwoven's groovy 70s socks are gettin' the job done.

Well hello Adam. I see you've traded in that troublesome Eve for the convenience of internet porn. Sadly, this 1980 Apple ad was before the advent of the world wide web so it's off to the Garden of Eden for yet another lapdance.

This ad is so perfectly 80s: the hair, the makeup, the lack of manscaping, the high-waisted Jordache jeans. I bet they're all high on cocaine too.

What would this list be without Calvin Klein's iconic ads with Kate Moss and the artist formerly known as Marky Mark? I bet they're both high on cocaine too.

The boys are back in town. And by the looks of it, they're ready to play. Wonderbra's 1994 ad may not have the subtlety of Maidenform in the 60s but honestly neither did breasts.

There she is. Tom Ford. The king of sexy advertising, but where does one start? There's just so much filth to wade through but this Gucci ad from 2003 still raises a few eyebrows. Among other things.

Sexy ads will continue to be sexy as long as companies have shit to sell and people the money or at least credit to buy them. This Federici ad from 2010 gets extra points, though, for being both hot and blasphemous. I bet The Vatican was piiiiiised.

Kiewitz revealed she was hesitant at first to shoot the ad:

“I was a bit nervous about appearing like that in front of the photographer. I’m not a prude, but my arm has always been something very intimate for me.”

She went on to express the hope that handicapped people would be used in advertising. And why not? Disabled people buy things too.

Plus handless people are a lot less likely to shoplift.

LINK LOVE: The Huffington Post

Here is Dita, or some weird computerized sub human, wearing Wonderbra.

GALLERY: Cult Indie

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Seek comfort between these two twins every night with this amazing pillow case. Pair it with that cool duvet cover I posted last week and you have yourself the bed of the most desperate/lonely man in the world. It’s also and ad for the Wonder Bra, Imagine that!

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We got our own sample of the 1940s inspired Wonderbra.

Dita Von Teese designed a new burlesque lingerie collection for Wonderbra showing the glamorous side of the new brassiere. The bra is meant to lift and separate with class, it has designs in the bra cups to help give support. If you get the right size the bra is actually comfortable and super sexy. To find the nearest purchase location visit Wonderbra.

We got our own sample of the 1940s insprired Wonderbra.

Not sure why Dita needs Wonderbra, but the collaboration between the two seems very fitting. She is a sexy burlesque dancer and Wonderbra makes sexy lingerie, pretty simple…She does look gorgeous, and gives the collection a sophisticated feel of old Hollywood glamor, not to mention that her figure is flawless.

Undated handout photo issued by Wonderbra of Dita Von Teese modelling her new range of 'Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese' range. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Sunday August 17, 2008. Burlesque artist Dita Von Teese today unveiled her new lingerie collection. Von Teese said the Wonderbra range was inspired by the glamour of the 1940s and 50s. See PA story CONSUMER Bra. Photo credit should read: Wonderbra/PA Wire

Undated handout photo issued by Wonderbra of Dita Von Teese modelling her new range of 'Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese'. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Sunday August 17, 2008. Burlesque artist Dita Von Teese today unveiled her new lingerie collection. Von Teese said the Wonderbra range was inspired by the glamour of the 1940s and 50s. See PA story CONSUMER Bra. Photo credit should read: Wonderbra/PA Wire

I love big tits. Which is why I love Wonderbra. 

There’s really nothing else I can add to this post without sounding really, really creepy so let’s end it there.